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[missmilf25]

Originally Posted by iheartnihilism

Even worse, I've been in a relationship this whole time.

well, i feel ya there, too. i JUST put mine out, but we'd only had sex 12-15 times in the past 3 years...i'm about to 'splode!

[crecentroll]

I have a strange urge to travel the country and satisfy lonely women.

And I haven't done a single piece of work today. I should feel guilty, but I'm too lazy.

[DaHonay]

A bad thing happened in one of my relationships over 2 years ago. It still haunts me and consumes me. I don't know if I will ever get over the hurt and anger that it caused me. I often wonder if this person knows the lasting impact that situation has left on me or feels any remorse.

[Skunk'd LT]

I have a college bachelor's degree in Electrical Engineering from one of the top 5 engineering schools in the country.. University of Minnesota Institute of Technology..

However I do not use that knowledge in my current job of choice of researcher and zoologist being a caretaker for the penguin exhibit in a local zoo in the university of Minnesota

I am also awesome because I have an 8 pack and drive a 386 All Wheel Horse Power 2005 Lancer Evolution 8 MR..

I'm apparently also a big massive douche bag.. but women still like me...

meow meow meow

[Draconis]

Sorry about your dick, bro.

[Ryan_1523]

Originally Posted by Draconis

Sorry about your dick, bro.

Lmao.. I was thinking the same thing, thank you.

[freeloader1]

If there is a God he's a sick twisted fuck and I wish all religion would just go the fuck away!!!!

[missmilf25]

Originally Posted by Draconis

Sorry about your dick, bro.

ha! my first thought, too

[Skunk'd LT]

Originally Posted by Draconis

Sorry about your dick, bro.

na if i'm scoring a white girl my dick isn't that small the

half whiteness in me makes up for it.. if you haven't noticed i'm quite a tall asian

I will gladfully post pics if anyone wants me to prove my manhood.. i am proud of what I am.. meow meow meow

[NoArmsJames]

Originally Posted by Skunk'd LT

na if i'm scoring a white girl my dick isn't that small the

half whiteness in me makes up for it.. if you haven't noticed i'm quite a tall asian

I will gladfully post pics if anyone wants me to prove my manhood.. i am proud of what I am.. meow meow meow

*yawn* please leave, your pseudo-masculinity is tiring me.