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fluxquanta · 11-26-2010, 07:48 AM

I hope the dumb cunt that wouldn't let us browse the food isles at WalMart last night got trampled by some middle aged mom who desperately needed a $30 printer.

fallingwindows · 11-26-2010, 11:17 AM

vegetarian stuffing

My brother served stuffing to my auntie yesterday that had bacon fat in it. My auntie is a vegetarian. I warned her a few days ago that there was bacon fat in my brother's stuffing but when she questioned him about it he lied to her face and said there was none.

So now I've got to reconcile not being able to punish my brother for his lies with not wanting to hurt my auntie whom I like 10000x more.

crecentroll · 11-26-2010, 11:13 PM

Eat shit and die....

**This is directed at no one on these forums

Saint Marcos · 11-27-2010, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

Can we make it a little harder to find your banks routing number if you don't have a check book.

Seriously, this shit is impossible, why can't the bank just have it on their website?

ABA Number Lookup - Free ACH Number Search Engine

TeddyPicker · 11-29-2010, 11:01 AM

PLEASE LIKE ME BACK.

You kind of hinted at it, but please I'm begging you. It's a good idea. Promise. I know I don't look like I'm much up to snuff and you found out about the bad things before the good things, but I can rock your world, I promise!!
Please please please like me and want to try and not be weirded out by my every day presence and I can guarantee you'll be satisfied or your money back.

FletchLives · 11-29-2010, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by TeddyPicker

PLEASE LIKE ME BACK.

You kind of hinted at it, but please I'm begging you. It's a good idea. Promise. I know I don't look like I'm much up to snuff and you found out about the bad things before the good things, but I can rock your world, I promise!!
Please please please like me and want to try and not be weirded out by my every day presence and I can guarantee you'll be satisfied or your money back.

it doesn't count as putting your neck out unless the person you like is going to read this. you should command the object of your affection to like you. put yourself out there in vulnerable-land and if things don't work out, it's a learning experience.

Medium Brumski · 11-29-2010, 01:03 PM

It took months but I finally verbally beat you into submission

Medium Brumski · 12-03-2010, 03:30 PM

I find it funny when ugly, sloppy dudes wear preppy outfits

punk'n · 12-03-2010, 03:37 PM

I'm bored, let me out of this caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage!!!

fluxquanta · 12-04-2010, 10:29 PM

I should listen to Keith's wisdom more often. I shouldn't have left the house today.

11-26-2010, 07:48 AM	#211 (permalink)
fluxquanta Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,122	I hope the dumb cunt that wouldn't let us browse the food isles at WalMart last night got trampled by some middle aged mom who desperately needed a $30 printer.
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11-26-2010, 11:17 AM	#212 (permalink)
fallingwindows Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 225	vegetarian stuffing My brother served stuffing to my auntie yesterday that had bacon fat in it. My auntie is a vegetarian. I warned her a few days ago that there was bacon fat in my brother's stuffing but when she questioned him about it he lied to her face and said there was none. So now I've got to reconcile not being able to punish my brother for his lies with not wanting to hurt my auntie whom I like 10000x more.
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11-26-2010, 11:13 PM	#213 (permalink)
crecentroll Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 180	Eat shit and die.... **This is directed at no one on these forums
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11-29-2010, 11:01 AM	#215 (permalink)
TeddyPicker Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: London UK (with Big Ben!), Posts: 1,084	What I would say to this person's sub-concious... PLEASE LIKE ME BACK. You kind of hinted at it, but please I'm begging you. It's a good idea. Promise. I know I don't look like I'm much up to snuff and you found out about the bad things before the good things, but I can rock your world, I promise!! Please please please like me and want to try and not be weirded out by my every day presence and I can guarantee you'll be satisfied or your money back.
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11-29-2010, 01:03 PM	#217 (permalink)
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12-03-2010, 03:30 PM	#218 (permalink)
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12-03-2010, 03:37 PM	#219 (permalink)
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12-04-2010, 10:29 PM	#220 (permalink)
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