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Old 01-02-2011, 02:25 PM   #261 (permalink)
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i'm gonna have to start turning tricks just to pay my mortgage...

<grumbling>...stupid shutdown at work that leaves me with no pay for over a week and stupid piece of shit soon-to-be ex-husband who didn't pay the mortgage for two months and also didn't tell anyone...grrrr...
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Football this week is boring (but hilarious).
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Old 01-02-2011, 02:54 PM   #263 (permalink)
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After two weeks in India I think I saw no guy I would want to fuck - damn my sex-drive is a racist ...
Ok not that racist - turkish guys would work for me, Sweden is the next test subject but I already know these guys work for me
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Went to a event my little sister's church was putting on. It was a Catholic church in. I was just sitting in the pews thinking all the women I would bang in there.
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Old 01-03-2011, 08:40 AM   #265 (permalink)
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Old 01-03-2011, 10:06 AM   #266 (permalink)
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All I've eaten in 48 hours are three magic brownies.

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Old 01-03-2011, 11:19 AM   #268 (permalink)
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I wanna fuck you, and you wanna fuck me. Let's stop pussy-footing around, and put your baby maker in me. Damn. Give a girl what she needs.
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Old 01-03-2011, 01:24 PM   #270 (permalink)
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i probably should have punched him in the face instead of going to lunch with him.
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