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I think I'm gonna stfu now. |
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I really like you. Yet you tell me you dont want a serious committed relationship. Yet you tell me you like me, you make comments about eventually meeting my brother, about me meeting your best friend. But then you passively remind me of you having your guard up. So I continue to date other people, and sleep with other people, and keep leading other girls on. I'm starting to feel kinda shitty about all this. I'm starting to think that if you found out about my dates, you'd get your feelings hurt. And if any other girls found out about you, they would be hurt too.
Why can't you just make up your mind, tell me exactly where we stand? You're not a child for fuck's sake. You're fucking 6 years older than me. I need you to lead this thing between us right now, because I don't know what to do |
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: London UK (with Big Ben!),
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.....oh.
So, I waited, went out with you, got to know you, and started to figure out how to accept that you had a girlfriend and are polyamorous, and then you stand me up. And not even for her. Ha jeez, trust is a bitch. |
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Austin, TX
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It's obviously very admirable that you moved here from your war-torn country to make money and send back to your sisters so they can go to college. You're clearly a really wonderful guy, and your story is awe-inspiring.
BUT... your breath is horrendous and you reek of cigarettes. I can't stand it anymore. Please stop sitting next to me during trainings! |
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