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[Medium Brumski]

Originally Posted by FletchLives

i recently found out that 30 years ago my father slept with a lady who, 10 years later, had a daughter that i slept with a couple times.
me and my dad have banged a mother-daughter combo!
i think this is awesome.

That's awesome, I think I'm going to add that to my bucket list. Except my parents have only ever been with each other...
I think I'm gonna stfu now.

[FletchLives]

Originally Posted by slampokes

Is this why you were celibate?

no ma'am. this is completely unrelated. my aunt informed me of my father and this lady after seeing the daughter on my facebook.
i just discovered this sometime around christmas, and i've been celibate since august.

[FletchLives]

after deciding to end this celibacy, i decided just to wait till this weekend. so this week has been the hardest. (pun intended)

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by Medium Brumski

That's awesome, I think I'm going to add that to my bucket list. Except my parents have only ever been with each other...
I think I'm gonna stfu now.

Do you have a sister? You can still make this work.

[sex_n_diamonds]

I really like you. Yet you tell me you dont want a serious committed relationship. Yet you tell me you like me, you make comments about eventually meeting my brother, about me meeting your best friend. But then you passively remind me of you having your guard up. So I continue to date other people, and sleep with other people, and keep leading other girls on. I'm starting to feel kinda shitty about all this. I'm starting to think that if you found out about my dates, you'd get your feelings hurt. And if any other girls found out about you, they would be hurt too.

Why can't you just make up your mind, tell me exactly where we stand? You're not a child for fuck's sake. You're fucking 6 years older than me. I need you to lead this thing between us right now, because I don't know what to do

[DaHonay]

It's hi-larry-us that you think you're such hot shit and you totally got knocked off your high horse. Lol.

[BellaJane]

You are the most unfair, condescending, retarded professor I've ever had in my life. If I fail this semester because of your ridiculous idea of a class, I will hunt you down and fucking shank you.

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by BellaJane

You are the most unfair, condescending, retarded professor I've ever had in my life. If I fail this semester because of your ridiculous idea of a class, I will hunt you down and fucking shank you.

Hey, that sounds a lot like me a year ago when I was deciding to quit grad school.

[TeddyPicker]

.....oh.

So, I waited, went out with you, got to know you, and started to figure out how to accept that you had a girlfriend and are polyamorous, and then you stand me up. And not even for her.

Ha jeez, trust is a bitch.

[jacey.ATX]

It's obviously very admirable that you moved here from your war-torn country to make money and send back to your sisters so they can go to college. You're clearly a really wonderful guy, and your story is awe-inspiring.

BUT... your breath is horrendous and you reek of cigarettes. I can't stand it anymore. Please stop sitting next to me during trainings!