Shit you can't write elsewhere, write it here

[doctorsleep]

Originally Posted by Space Indaver

Is watching Harry Potter and having your dick sucked all afternoon a good plan for a day? I genuinely cannot decide.

Depends, which harry potter, so long as its after Hermione hits 18 (goblet I think) sall good brother

[Anxious Nerd]

Being mean does not make you a better person.

[amyuilani]

Please stop ranting about what an abusive asshole your ex-husband was. It makes the rest of us uncomfortable to read stuff that should remain private. Facebook is not your private journal.

[iheartnihilism]

Originally Posted by DWarrior

Paging doctorsleep, stat

I break like 5 of his "rules". No good.

Originally Posted by typicallistener

move made

That is the most awesome coupon ever. I owe you too, you've already bought me a drink before

[Diglass]

If you don't forward this e-mail/bulletin/wall post etc... to at least 5 people, then Jesus Christ (your one true lord and savior) will come back as an Asian deep sea fisherman who uses cute fluffy kittens for bait.

aaaaaaaand you'll get aids from your next dollar menu item (yeah it's the SPECIAL special sauce).

Wait, does food from the dollar menus have sauce on them? Just fucking forward this bullshit!

[amyuilani]

One I actually did post:

"I'm sick of you people who keep posting 'If you think ______ is true, press like.' If you like my status, press ALT+F4."

[alannanana]

I really, really miss you. You broke my heart, Mike. You're too absorbed in this facade that you created to fit in which, at 19, is to be expected. But I'm selfish. I'm selfish and sometimes when I see a black pickup driving along, I hope it's you and I feel a twinge of satisfaction in knowing that I could call the police anytime and you'll be arrested in a heartbeat for having your pockets filled with pills and bags of weed in your backpack.

I would never do that, though. Your sleepy smirk and backwoods drawl were mine, all mine, for a brief amount of time. I'm not supposed to ever have it back.

Oh, and your girlfriend is a shitty artist. That is all.

[typicallistener]

Just picked my ass pretty hard and I'm not sure I'm gonna get out of bed to wash my hands.

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by typicallistener

Just picked my ass pretty hard and I'm not sure I'm gonna get out of bed to wash my hands.

Rafael Nadal never does.

[typicallistener]

Originally Posted by fluxquanta

Rafael Nadal never does.