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Old 09-19-2010, 03:31 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Is watching Harry Potter and having your dick sucked all afternoon a good plan for a day? I genuinely cannot decide.
Depends, which harry potter, so long as its after Hermione hits 18 (goblet I think) sall good brother
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Old 09-19-2010, 06:28 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Being mean does not make you a better person.
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Old 09-19-2010, 11:34 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Please stop ranting about what an abusive asshole your ex-husband was. It makes the rest of us uncomfortable to read stuff that should remain private. Facebook is not your private journal.
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Old 09-19-2010, 01:29 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Paging doctorsleep, stat
I break like 5 of his "rules". No good.
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That is the most awesome coupon ever. I owe you too, you've already bought me a drink before

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Old 09-19-2010, 03:56 PM   #35 (permalink)
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If you don't forward this e-mail/bulletin/wall post etc... to at least 5 people, then Jesus Christ (your one true lord and savior) will come back as an Asian deep sea fisherman who uses cute fluffy kittens for bait.

aaaaaaaand you'll get aids from your next dollar menu item (yeah it's the SPECIAL special sauce).

Wait, does food from the dollar menus have sauce on them? Just fucking forward this bullshit!
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Old 09-19-2010, 06:11 PM   #36 (permalink)
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One I actually did post:

"I'm sick of you people who keep posting 'If you think ______ is true, press like.' If you like my status, press ALT+F4."
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Old 09-20-2010, 12:30 AM   #37 (permalink)
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I really, really miss you. You broke my heart, Mike. You're too absorbed in this facade that you created to fit in which, at 19, is to be expected. But I'm selfish. I'm selfish and sometimes when I see a black pickup driving along, I hope it's you and I feel a twinge of satisfaction in knowing that I could call the police anytime and you'll be arrested in a heartbeat for having your pockets filled with pills and bags of weed in your backpack.

I would never do that, though. Your sleepy smirk and backwoods drawl were mine, all mine, for a brief amount of time. I'm not supposed to ever have it back.

Oh, and your girlfriend is a shitty artist. That is all.
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Old 09-20-2010, 12:49 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Just picked my ass pretty hard and I'm not sure I'm gonna get out of bed to wash my hands.
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Old 09-20-2010, 03:37 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Just picked my ass pretty hard and I'm not sure I'm gonna get out of bed to wash my hands.
Rafael Nadal never does.
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Old 09-20-2010, 08:13 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Rafael Nadal never does.
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