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what the fuck do you mean "once you stop smoking?" stop smoking? weed? why would i do that? |
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First thing I do when I can't sleep is rub one out.
Second thing I do is meditate. If one doesn't work, the other will 99 times out of 100. |
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it is time to move on. I am not sure how yet, I really need to work out the logistics because my life is so complicated. But, once I figure out the who,what,where and when's i am going to make my move. I've learned a lot in the last decade and I know whatever I do next I will succeed.
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Co-worker "If you could get A, B, and C done today, that would be great"
Me "Funny that you ask, because I've done A every Thursday for the past year, so I don't see why you bothered to mention it, I already did B, if you weren't late and didn't spend the first hour of the day on facebook you would have noticed that, and I actually told you 5 minutes ago that I was planning on doing C today, so in short STFU, sorry that I made you obsolete but I really don't need your inane chatter just so you feel that you have some measure of control." |
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