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Old 03-02-2011, 09:58 AM   #391 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by crecentroll View Post
If you smoke every night to sleep, good luck sleeping once you stop smoking...gonna be a bitch.
everyone has things they do before hitting the mattress. if you quit doing these things, of course you will have trouble.
what the fuck do you mean "once you stop smoking?"
stop smoking? weed? why would i do that?
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Old 03-02-2011, 03:17 PM   #392 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Draconis View Post
I don't like myself. I don't like myself very much.
Yeah, but at least you're cool.
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Old 03-02-2011, 06:33 PM   #393 (permalink)
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Even though I'm now seeing someone else, and I don't even like the other girl "in that way", I'm jealous that the last girl I was sleeping with is now happily going out with someone.

Fucked. Up.
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Old 03-03-2011, 01:45 AM   #394 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by campy View Post
what a beautiful word. however, my tiny body will soak that up and hold it in for way too long. I won't wake up for school

lol as for smoking weed...what a great idea. but then i have to worry about munchies. perhaps a good punch to the face every night?
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Old 03-03-2011, 02:35 AM   #395 (permalink)
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First thing I do when I can't sleep is rub one out.

Second thing I do is meditate. If one doesn't work, the other will 99 times out of 100.
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Old 03-03-2011, 09:56 AM   #396 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by marina View Post
First thing I do when I can't sleep is rub one out.
this works also.
as for the munchies, just find something without sugars'n'shit you can munch while in bed. (won't fuck wit yo teeff!)
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Old 03-03-2011, 03:12 PM   #397 (permalink)
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I'm scared that my only options are giving up on sex forever or being alone with empty sex here and there. Neither is a whole life for me.
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Old 03-03-2011, 03:47 PM   #398 (permalink)
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it is time to move on. I am not sure how yet, I really need to work out the logistics because my life is so complicated. But, once I figure out the who,what,where and when's i am going to make my move. I've learned a lot in the last decade and I know whatever I do next I will succeed.
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Old 03-04-2011, 08:15 AM   #399 (permalink)
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Co-worker "If you could get A, B, and C done today, that would be great"

Me "Funny that you ask, because I've done A every Thursday for the past year, so I don't see why you bothered to mention it, I already did B, if you weren't late and didn't spend the first hour of the day on facebook you would have noticed that, and I actually told you 5 minutes ago that I was planning on doing C today, so in short STFU, sorry that I made you obsolete but I really don't need your inane chatter just so you feel that you have some measure of control."
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Old 03-22-2011, 11:51 AM   #400 (permalink)
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Every time you kiss me, push me against a wall, touch me, moan in my ear, all I really want to say is I Love You.

But I can't.
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