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Draconis · 03-31-2011, 02:38 PM

I think I have a sex problem. The problem being that I don't have it nearly as much as I NEED it. The problem being that I NEED sex in the first place. I'm tentatively starting out with a new fuck buddy, who thankfully KNOWS HOW TO FUCK, but.... to make me happy, I'd need him here several times a day and... that's just not possible.

I'm tired of you, sex toys... I need sex now.

Draconis · 03-31-2011, 02:38 PM

I think I have a sex problem. The problem being that I don't have it nearly as much as I NEED it. The problem being that I NEED sex in the first place. I'm tentatively starting out with a new fuck buddy, who thankfully KNOWS HOW TO FUCK, but.... to make me happy, I'd need him here several times a day and... that's just not possible.

I'm tired of you, sex toys... I need sex now.

djoh615893 · 03-31-2011, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draconis

I think I have a sex problem. The problem being that I don't have it nearly as much as I NEED it. The problem being that I NEED sex in the first place. I'm tentatively starting out with a new fuck buddy, who thankfully KNOWS HOW TO FUCK, but.... to make me happy, I'd need him here several times a day and... that's just not possible.

I'm tired of you, sex toys... I need sex now.

So fucking awesome...... too bad you don't live close to me

djoh615893 · 03-31-2011, 08:45 PM

You think your place and rank makes you untouchable, but I can affect you. You are just beginning to get what's coming to you. You're despicable. I'm not one to hold grudges, and I still don't. I'm just saying that I don't forget. The quality of your character is shabby, and you mistakenly though that you could be a shithead to me and other people. Now I'm fucking you back, and I will fuck you hard. When you leave, your feelings will be hurt. Keep fucking with me and I will take your pride away too. You haven't seen the real me because I'm the darkest hate you'll never get to see. There is a reason why everyone is compelled to look at the door when I enter a room. It's the same reason why you get uncomfortable when you look me in the eye. It's an animal thing, and I'm Alpha motherfuckers!! FYI, when I look at you fuckers, I'm imagining one of many ways to break your arms at every joint from your neck to your wrist, just as a starting point.......

Incognito · 04-01-2011, 01:15 AM

Stephen A. Clarke, go fuck yourself. The reality that you're allowed to hold a teaching position is a joke.

fallingwindows · 04-01-2011, 07:48 AM

It's fucking April. So why do I still want to kill myself? Probably because I can't find a man or a job or a friend worth a damn.

Or maybe because I know so many fucking preggers blond chicks.

fallingwindows · 04-01-2011, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draconis

I think I have a sex problem. The problem being that I don't have it nearly as much as I NEED it. The problem being that I NEED sex in the first place. I'm tentatively starting out with a new fuck buddy, who thankfully KNOWS HOW TO FUCK, but.... to make me happy, I'd need him here several times a day and... that's just not possible.

I'm tired of you, sex toys... I need sex now.

This! Only If he doesn't go downtown right off the bat I freak out during the make out. Fish lips.

Incognito · 04-01-2011, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallingwindows

It's fucking April. So why do I still want to kill myself? Probably because I can't find a man or a job or a friend worth a damn.

Or maybe because I know so many fucking preggers blond chicks.

What you need is a good dickin' on the job by a friend. A trifecta of success.

Draconis · 04-01-2011, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallingwindows

This! Only If he doesn't go downtown right off the bat I freak out during the make out. Fish lips.

Oh Lilly, if I lived closer.

lizsquiz · 04-03-2011, 01:45 AM

Writing texts is harerd.

03-31-2011, 02:38 PM	#421 (permalink)
Draconis Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Califuckyourfacia Posts: 146	I think I have a sex problem. The problem being that I don't have it nearly as much as I NEED it. The problem being that I NEED sex in the first place. I'm tentatively starting out with a new fuck buddy, who thankfully KNOWS HOW TO FUCK, but.... to make me happy, I'd need him here several times a day and... that's just not possible. I'm tired of you, sex toys... I need sex now.
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03-31-2011, 02:38 PM	#422 (permalink)
Draconis Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Califuckyourfacia Posts: 146	I think I have a sex problem. The problem being that I don't have it nearly as much as I NEED it. The problem being that I NEED sex in the first place. I'm tentatively starting out with a new fuck buddy, who thankfully KNOWS HOW TO FUCK, but.... to make me happy, I'd need him here several times a day and... that's just not possible. I'm tired of you, sex toys... I need sex now.
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03-31-2011, 08:45 PM	#424 (permalink)
djoh615893 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Florence, TX Posts: 166	You think your place and rank makes you untouchable, but I can affect you. You are just beginning to get what's coming to you. You're despicable. I'm not one to hold grudges, and I still don't. I'm just saying that I don't forget. The quality of your character is shabby, and you mistakenly though that you could be a shithead to me and other people. Now I'm fucking you back, and I will fuck you hard. When you leave, your feelings will be hurt. Keep fucking with me and I will take your pride away too. You haven't seen the real me because I'm the darkest hate you'll never get to see. There is a reason why everyone is compelled to look at the door when I enter a room. It's the same reason why you get uncomfortable when you look me in the eye. It's an animal thing, and I'm Alpha motherfuckers!! FYI, when I look at you fuckers, I'm imagining one of many ways to break your arms at every joint from your neck to your wrist, just as a starting point....... __________________ I propose a toast to this epoch of indifference
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04-01-2011, 01:15 AM	#425 (permalink)
Incognito Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Atlanta Posts: 942	Stephen A. Clarke, go fuck yourself. The reality that you're allowed to hold a teaching position is a joke.
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04-01-2011, 07:48 AM	#426 (permalink)
fallingwindows Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 225	It's fucking April. So why do I still want to kill myself? Probably because I can't find a man or a job or a friend worth a damn. Or maybe because I know so many fucking preggers blond chicks.
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