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Old 05-13-2011, 01:47 PM   #441 (permalink)
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I'm going to breat your heart. I just know it.

fuck.

Sorry...
That's ok babe, I knew it from the start.
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Old 05-14-2011, 03:57 AM   #442 (permalink)
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I'm going to breat your heart. I just know it.

fuck.

Sorry...
sometimes the ride is worth the fall
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Old 05-27-2011, 04:00 PM   #443 (permalink)
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Fuck your half flirting bullshit. Ditch your loveless marriage already. If everything has to be an ultimatum thats kind of messed up.

Just listen to Brother Love's "Don't open your eyes"
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Old 05-28-2011, 05:43 AM   #444 (permalink)
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I just cooked a steak with jack daniels. God damn that was fun, flames an everything. Everyone should try this at home.
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Old 07-08-2011, 05:19 PM   #445 (permalink)
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I am way to fat (also too old) to be lusting after all the sexy tall skinny guys I find so hot. Fuck fuck fuckityfuck fuck - can I do plastic surgery on my brain and its stupid sexual preferences?
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Old 07-10-2011, 11:15 PM   #446 (permalink)
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If you wasn't so fucking stubborn I would of been in Cuba 3 months ago. GODDAMN!!
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Old 07-13-2011, 12:36 AM   #447 (permalink)
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In the words of an esteemed philosopher, "Plan Better".

I did not. And the consequences are sending my head into such a tailspin, I don't know if this summer is going to go down as one of the most boring, upsetting, and depressing of my life.

If you'd planned better you wouldn't have had to deal with the ordeal that's sitting at home in London nor would you have had to come to this hell hole where you're going to sit out the next 2 weeks and 6 days trying to avoid your mother and finding some semblance of entertainment to piss the never ending hours away with.

And all the while, your friends are having an awesome summer and not giving a second thought as to where your boring ass ended up.
Smart move, chick-a-dee.
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Old 07-13-2011, 01:41 AM   #448 (permalink)
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A rant, but this time with legitimate heart and sincerity behind it.

You bitch and moan for dad to lend you 20 bucks so you can afford the 100 dollar virgin iphone knock off instead of buying the $40 piece of shit like I did. Then you NEVER TURN THE GOD DAMN THING ON. I'm waiting until 1:30 at night when your a 17 year old girl and your curfew is 11:00, you know that since I don't want to be a dick and know how important having a good time at that age is (especially because I didn't get to have one) I will cover for you (and have done that before) if you come home a little late (like 12:30 after the town fair late) thats okay. I drove all the way up and down the main roads making sure that your car isn't flipped over in a ditch somewhere.

If you just gave me a call you know that I would be cool with it but all you use that little toy for is to fucking TEXT your freinds about how much fun your going to have keeping me up worried sick.

Please turn your damn phone on sis, I'm sorry I had to rat you out to dad like when we were kids but it was getting ridiculous.

I dont know if this is the thread for this but its shit i cant write else where and I want to vent somewhere. Just to be clear shes okay now.

How does anyone who has a daughter not have a heart attack when this happens?

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Old 07-13-2011, 02:04 AM   #449 (permalink)
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Wrong thread bro, this belongs in the saga
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Old 07-13-2011, 07:44 AM   #450 (permalink)
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Please turn your damn phone on sis, I'm sorry I had to rat you out to dad like when we were kids but it was getting ridiculous.
This is why nobody loves you.
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