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Sometimes I'm glad you died because it put you out of your misery
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We've been dating for 7 months, and if you don't love me now will you ever? Or are we both just too afraid of getting our hearts broken?
P.S. The one who put these ideas in my head is your best friend, who decided to mindfuck me when I was drunk by convincing me that you love me and I love you back, and now I can't stop thinking about it. So right now I'm pretty sure you and her can both go die, and maybe then I'll stop stressing over something so damn stupid.
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I thought this thread was shit but I now think it's one to watch.
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I can't tear myself away from watching the facebook train wreck that is an old high-school friend, who was never very intelligent or interesting in the first place, but has now suffered significant brain damage from a fall, and will sometimes spend days posting incoherent, semi-religious ramblings on random people's walls.
People will generally thank her and say something kind in return. I don't think I'll be able to do that when my turn comes. . |
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I know I'm drunk when I suddenly decide that I must wait up for every single episode of "Stuff you should know" that I've missed has to be downloaded and put on my phone before I'll go to bed...even when I work from home tomorrow and won't have any time to listen. At all.
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cunt ass mother fucking shit on a herpes-stick that's been rotting in the sun all day and pissed on by rabid dogs. You sick fuck. Rot. I'd like to see your flesh look as putrid as your soul. cunt cunt cunt. All of you shut up! God damn't all to hell. Just fuck you. seriously.
:sigh: I'm not sure who I'm yelling at. Back in Hawaii there was a mountain I could climb if I needed to yell. Someone would be bothered if I did this in New York. |
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