Shit you can't write elsewhere, write it here

hellbent · 09-25-2010, 04:29 AM

I hated you for all my life, and now youre gone and the knives are coming out. My siblings value money more then me.

m0o0op · 09-25-2010, 04:32 AM

Stop fighting with your husband around me. It doesn't matter whether or not we're all friends, do us a favour and save it for when you're by yourself. I don't need to feel like I'm a part of your marriage just for wanting to hang around you two. I don't appreciate it.

missmilf25 · 09-25-2010, 08:02 AM

my head and face hurt from crying all night

Threeman · 09-25-2010, 11:36 AM

Listen to me, she is a filthy cunt. She is only with you for you money. She is still fucking him when you're not around. She's only fucking him for his blow. Fat people don't lose weight because of stress! She's a cokehead and you are the only one that can't see it! Get your kids and get the fuck out!

Damn that felt good!

Sheepy · 09-25-2010, 01:16 PM

Jesus this episode of the X-Files makes my skin crawl! Roaches are crawling into people's skin! Ahhhh!

Leentron3030 · 09-25-2010, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by indianprincess

old man floppy balls

I call those "door knockers".

typicallistener · 09-25-2010, 04:56 PM

I just sneezed into a pillow and the stain it left looks exactly like the front of a vagina.

Bajan Chick · 09-25-2010, 05:46 PM

I hate most of my friends...
I don't think I'm depressed but I find myself into a lot of depressing things...

thepetek · 09-26-2010, 01:04 AM

I have a few things I'd like to say that I can't even write here.

I'm pretty aware of how easy it is to find these threads on google.

I suppose I miss confession, though I could say that anywhere.

fluxquanta · 09-26-2010, 03:15 AM

If anyone ever says "u mad?" or "u jelly?" to me in person they're getting clocked in the nose.

09-25-2010, 04:29 AM	#61 (permalink)
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09-25-2010, 04:32 AM	#62 (permalink)
m0o0op Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Syd, Aus. Posts: 0	Stop fighting with your husband around me. It doesn't matter whether or not we're all friends, do us a favour and save it for when you're by yourself. I don't need to feel like I'm a part of your marriage just for wanting to hang around you two. I don't appreciate it.
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09-25-2010, 08:02 AM	#63 (permalink)
missmilf25 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: not in a house, not with a mouse, not here or there, not ANYWHERE Posts: 200	my head and face hurt from crying all night
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09-25-2010, 11:36 AM	#64 (permalink)
Threeman Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fairfield, Ca Posts: 101	Listen to me, she is a filthy cunt. She is only with you for you money. She is still fucking him when you're not around. She's only fucking him for his blow. Fat people don't lose weight because of stress! She's a cokehead and you are the only one that can't see it! Get your kids and get the fuck out! Damn that felt good!
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09-25-2010, 01:16 PM	#65 (permalink)
Sheepy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 461	Jesus this episode of the X-Files makes my skin crawl! Roaches are crawling into people's skin! Ahhhh!
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09-25-2010, 05:46 PM	#68 (permalink)
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thepetek Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: JC, NY Posts: 1,076	I have a few things I'd like to say that I can't even write here. I'm pretty aware of how easy it is to find these threads on google. I suppose I miss confession, though I could say that anywhere.
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fluxquanta Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,122	If anyone ever says "u mad?" or "u jelly?" to me in person they're getting clocked in the nose.
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