So the sex is great, but the smell...

[Alexandra]

Originally Posted by angstak

Help me internet:

The girl that i am sleeping with is great. She likes it when i choke her. She likes a finger up the butt. When we are done fucking we are often bleeding and/or bruised.

The problem? she doesn't smell like a girl. she refuses deodorant, perfume, fancy soap, etc. This is obv. not a deal breaker, but how do i tell her i'd like her to smell like flowers while i slap her around?

-AngstAK

Actually, I'll bet she smells just like a girl - but not like the perfume aisle at Macy's. Tie her up and make her smell like whatever you want.

[DWarrior]

I thought the whole point of classy deodorant/perfume use is that you couldn't smell it on yourself normally, and if you can then it's too much. So why the fuck would she care if she can't smell it?

Tell her that, women (crazy women especially) totally dig rational arguments.

[Draconis]

Take it you're not a huge fan of au natural?



There's a difference between smelling 'natural' and smelling 'bad'.

But seriously, just mention that you like perfumes, or bathing oneself. Or try shower sex?

[brotherdarkness]

PUSH THE BITCH DOWN THE STAIRS

[EllaMacFarlane]

Originally Posted by brotherdarkness

PUSH THE BITCH DOWN THE STAIRS

i appreciate your input but she's not carrying a smelly baby so your solution is not very effective you see.

[angstak]

Originally Posted by EllaMacFarlane

i appreciate your input but she's not carrying a smelly baby so your solution is not very effective you see.

actually. i'm warming up to the idea of pushing her down the stairs. she might end up in traction, and, if i'm lucky, permanently crippled. then i'd be the one who got to bathe her. i could make for goddamn sure she smells good then. also, the sex would happen whenever i wanted, for a change.

[Dina]

Originally Posted by angstak

actually. i'm warming up to the idea of pushing her down the stairs. she might end up in traction, and, if i'm lucky, permanently crippled. then i'd be the one who got to bathe her. i could make for goddamn sure she smells good then. also, the sex would happen whenever i wanted, for a change.

you are a tard

[angstak]

Originally Posted by Draconis

Take it you're not a huge fan of au natural?



There's a difference between smelling 'natural' and smelling 'bad'.

But seriously, just mention that you like perfumes, or bathing oneself. Or try shower sex?

I have gone the subtle route. When she went to the salon the other day her hair smelled really good and so i was all affectionate at her and licked her pussy and whatnot. the next day she smelled all musky again.

Also shower sex will make your shit raw. one should be careful in there

[Alexandra]

Originally Posted by angstak

I have gone the subtle route. When she went to the salon the other day her hair smelled really good and so i was all affectionate at her and licked her pussy and whatnot. the next day she smelled all musky again.

Also shower sex will make your shit raw. one should be careful in there

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[shantastic]

so does she stink or just not smell all flowery? clarify.

if she straight up stinks, i would just be like, "hey, i really like you but your odor offends me." then offer to bathe her. or buy her some deodorant. i am all for honesty. it's the only way to really get things done.

if you're just bothered that she doesn't smell all perfumey, then you're a douche and you should STFU.