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Old 04-30-2009, 05:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So the sex is great, but the smell...

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The girl that i am sleeping with is great. She likes it when i choke her. She likes a finger up the butt. When we are done fucking we are often bleeding and/or bruised.

The problem? she doesn't smell like a girl. she refuses deodorant, perfume, fancy soap, etc. This is obv. not a deal breaker, but how do i tell her i'd like her to smell like flowers while i slap her around?

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Old 04-30-2009, 05:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Help me internet:

The girl that i am sleeping with is great. She likes it when i choke her. She likes a finger up the butt. When we are done fucking we are often bleeding and/or bruised.

The problem? she doesn't smell like a girl. she refuses deodorant, perfume, fancy soap, etc. This is obv. not a deal breaker, but how do i tell her i'd like her to smell like flowers while i slap her around?

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Actually, I'll bet she smells just like a girl - but not like the perfume aisle at Macy's. Tie her up and make her smell like whatever you want.
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I thought the whole point of classy deodorant/perfume use is that you couldn't smell it on yourself normally, and if you can then it's too much. So why the fuck would she care if she can't smell it?

Tell her that, women (crazy women especially) totally dig rational arguments.

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Old 04-30-2009, 05:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Take it you're not a huge fan of au natural?



There's a difference between smelling 'natural' and smelling 'bad'.

But seriously, just mention that you like perfumes, or bathing oneself. Or try shower sex?
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2009, 05:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Take it you're not a huge fan of au natural?



There's a difference between smelling 'natural' and smelling 'bad'.

But seriously, just mention that you like perfumes, or bathing oneself. Or try shower sex?
I have gone the subtle route. When she went to the salon the other day her hair smelled really good and so i was all affectionate at her and licked her pussy and whatnot. the next day she smelled all musky again.

Also shower sex will make your shit raw. one should be careful in there
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I have gone the subtle route. When she went to the salon the other day her hair smelled really good and so i was all affectionate at her and licked her pussy and whatnot. the next day she smelled all musky again.

Also shower sex will make your shit raw. one should be careful in there
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Old 04-30-2009, 07:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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so does she stink or just not smell all flowery? clarify.

if she straight up stinks, i would just be like, "hey, i really like you but your odor offends me." then offer to bathe her. or buy her some deodorant. i am all for honesty. it's the only way to really get things done.

if you're just bothered that she doesn't smell all perfumey, then you're a douche and you should STFU.
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Old 04-30-2009, 07:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
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does she use soap at all? if it's a body wash, dump out the contents and fill it was something that smells stronger and better.
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Old 04-30-2009, 08:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Chicks don't have to smell like they just bathed in Juicy Couture... as long as they don't reek like B.O. and you can keep you head between their thighs without the help of menthol salve, you're all good.
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