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Old 04-30-2009, 09:07 PM   #11 (permalink)
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just saying it sounds like this girl needs help.

i got an idea...
deal with it or stop fucking hippies?
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:35 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Beyond the washing and masking, we all have a particular scent.

I'm sensitive to it, I know others aren't. Not like I can smell you from a few feet away, but up close, intimate, there's a certain each person has.

When you're with someone whose scent you love, it's great. Not so much when you're not, but even then so long as you're not smelling their skin up close, it's OK.
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:46 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I agree on if she's using bullshit girly bodywash to toss that shit. Get her a bottle of Dr.Bronners soap in Almond.

It's a company with hippy dippy all natural ethos, but the Almond scent specifically smells lovely without being cloying and overly flowery. It also deodorizes so she should be cool in that department.

If it's a matter of frequency of washing and not just whether or not she smells awesome to you I agree with BroDark. Push that Bitch down some stairs and tell her dusty bitches never get ahead.
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:49 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I agree on if she's using bullshit girly bodywash to toss that shit. Get her a bottle of Dr.Bronners soap in Almond.

It's a company with hippy dippy all natural ethos, but the Almond scent specifically smells lovely without being cloying and overly flowery. It also deodorizes so she should be cool in that department.

If it's a matter of frequency of washing and not just whether or not she smells awesome to you I agree with BroDark. Push that Bitch down some stairs and tell her dusty bitches never get ahead.
I love Patrice.
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:41 AM   #15 (permalink)
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so does she stink or just not smell all flowery? clarify.

if she straight up stinks, i would just be like, "hey, i really like you but your odor offends me." then offer to bathe her. or buy her some deodorant. i am all for honesty. it's the only way to really get things done.

if you're just bothered that she doesn't smell all perfumey, then you're a douche and you should STFU.
does she stink? no. does she smell good? no.

it's one of those thing where i've gotten used to it though, so it's not as bad as when we first started fucking. it was pretty bad at first, but now it's just how she smells (which is bad).

she refuses to wear deodorant. she is not a hippy.
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:47 AM   #16 (permalink)
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If that's what turns him on, it's not too much to ask for.

She doesn't have to be all flowery all day, but it shouldn't kill her to splash a little scent on for love makin'
This is all i'm sayin'. this girl is fly. she does me good. she just has a musk about her, and i would think it was hotter if she smelled more sexy. maybe i'm just more olfactorally sensitive. anywho, i know i just gotta tell the bitch she stanky, i was just checkin' with ya'll for advice.
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:48 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Get her a bottle of Dr.Bronners soap in Almond.
added to the shopping list.
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:57 AM   #18 (permalink)
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You have incompatible genetics. Find a girl that smells good.
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:21 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Take all of her shirts put them inside out, get deodrant and put some on the pits of the shirt. Then put them back the way they were.
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Old 05-01-2009, 02:16 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Help me internet:

The girl that i am sleeping with is great. She likes it when i choke her. She likes a finger up the butt. When we are done fucking we are often bleeding and/or bruised.

The problem? she doesn't smell like a girl. she refuses deodorant, perfume, fancy soap, etc. This is obv. not a deal breaker, but how do i tell her i'd like her to smell like flowers while i slap her around?

-AngstAK

i dated a hippy who did not wear antiperspirant. she did wear deodorant tho. she said antiperspirant's contained aluminum and caused cancer. she was a waitress and did a lot of work in the kitchen too. on her days off towards the end of the day, I could smell her odor. I don't know about you. but i grew to like it , as a woman pheromones are given off when they sweat. whomever created us, created us with the intent to give off odor. either she changes or you get used to it and learn to like it. like i did.


edit: k i got the two mixed up. it was antiperspirant that she did not wear. she wore a mild deodorant but it didnt hold up all day thats for sure.
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