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indeed, it is the antiperspirent with the aluminium...
you should probably make sure shes not actually alergic to things like soaps and perfumes, because tho i know that you can get hyper-allergenic stuff, its expensive and hard to find something sexy BUT! if shes not allergic, what you should do, is buy her perfume simple BUT effective because she will either feel obliged to wear it, because it was a gift from you, and if she doesnt wear it what you should do is go up to her and sniff, then make a sad face and be all like "oh, i thought you would have worn that perfume i got you, i smelt it and just thought of you" its all in the manipulation! (perfume suggestions: romance - ralph lauren, beautiful love - estee lauder or echo - davidoff) |
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Trick her, tell her you want to fuck in the shower or bath because you think it will be fun whine you're the get all nice and soapy, the next time you have sex comment on her fresh vagina.
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actually. i'm warming up to the idea of pushing her down the stairs. she might end up in traction, and, if i'm lucky, permanently crippled. then i'd be the one who got to bathe her. i could make for goddamn sure she smells good then. also, the sex would happen whenever i wanted, for a change.
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opps yup, you're right. the one that covers odor is the one she wore. but it didnt hold up all day. Last edited by Mikey; 05-01-2009 at 02:32 PM. |
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