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Old 05-01-2009, 09:03 AM   #21 (permalink)
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she refuses to wear deodorant. she is not a hippy.
who refuses to wear deodorant besides hippies? hell, i'm a vegan but i wear deodorant like a normal human being.

maybe she's retarded.
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Old 05-01-2009, 09:34 AM   #22 (permalink)
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i dated a hippy who did not wear deodorant. she did wear antiperspirant tho. she said deodorant's contained aluminum and caused cancer. she was a waitress and did a lot of work in the kitchen too. on her days off towards the end of the day, I could smell her odor. I don't know about you. but i grew to like it , as a woman pheromones are given off when they sweat. whomever created us, created us with the intent to give off odor. either she changes or you get used to it and learn to like it. like i did.
That's backwards (either her idea or your recounting). It's the antiperspirant that contains aluminum. You can make deodorant in your kitchen for very little money that is very effective - but not so much antiperspirant.
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Old 05-01-2009, 11:27 AM   #23 (permalink)
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indeed, it is the antiperspirent with the aluminium...

you should probably make sure shes not actually alergic to things like soaps and perfumes, because tho i know that you can get hyper-allergenic stuff, its expensive and hard to find something sexy

BUT! if shes not allergic, what you should do, is buy her perfume

simple BUT effective

because she will either feel obliged to wear it, because it was a gift from you, and if she doesnt wear it what you should do is go up to her and sniff, then make a sad face and be all like "oh, i thought you would have worn that perfume i got you, i smelt it and just thought of you"

its all in the manipulation!

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Old 05-01-2009, 11:36 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2009, 11:48 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Trick her, tell her you want to fuck in the shower or bath because you think it will be fun whine you're the get all nice and soapy, the next time you have sex comment on her fresh vagina.
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:38 PM   #26 (permalink)
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PUSH THE BITCH DOWN THE STAIRS
i appreciate your input but she's not carrying a smelly baby so your solution is not very effective you see.
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:46 PM   #27 (permalink)
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i appreciate your input but she's not carrying a smelly baby so your solution is not very effective you see.
actually. i'm warming up to the idea of pushing her down the stairs. she might end up in traction, and, if i'm lucky, permanently crippled. then i'd be the one who got to bathe her. i could make for goddamn sure she smells good then. also, the sex would happen whenever i wanted, for a change.
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:47 PM   #28 (permalink)
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actually. i'm warming up to the idea of pushing her down the stairs. she might end up in traction, and, if i'm lucky, permanently crippled. then i'd be the one who got to bathe her. i could make for goddamn sure she smells good then. also, the sex would happen whenever i wanted, for a change.


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Old 05-01-2009, 02:27 PM   #30 (permalink)
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That's backwards (either her idea or your recounting). It's the antiperspirant that contains aluminum. You can make deodorant in your kitchen for very little money that is very effective - but not so much antiperspirant.

opps yup, you're right.

the one that covers odor is the one she wore. but it didnt hold up all day.

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