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Old 05-01-2009, 01:39 PM   #31 (permalink)
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opps yup, you're right.

the one that covers odor is the one she wore. but it didnt hold up all day.
Yeah, there's a lot of inadequate products out there. I find making my own to be infinitely more effective. And then, when it's over 80, screw the aluminum.
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:41 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Yeah, there's a lot of inadequate products out there. I find making my own to be infinitely more effective. And then, when it's over 80, screw the aluminum.
Allritealready, tell us how you make your magical deodorant.
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:48 PM   #33 (permalink)
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magical deoderant is made from unicorn horn and pixie dust. most of us use something sold under the name of "Secret"
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Old 05-01-2009, 01:56 PM   #34 (permalink)
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magical deoderant is made from unicorn horn and pixie dust. most of us use something sold under the name of "Secret"
What's the secret? Aluminium zirconium trichlorohydrex gly-poisoning?
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Old 05-01-2009, 02:03 PM   #35 (permalink)
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She likes it rough? Spray her in the eyes with some Lysol/Glade/etc while you're getting it on.
sweet idea. no kidding.

or get some rezunit...by the people who make dial soap i'm quite happy with it. gets that pot musk stuffiness outta my room.

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I agree on if she's using bullshit girly bodywash to toss that shit. Get her a bottle of Dr.Bronners soap in Almond.

It's a company with hippy dippy all natural ethos, but the Almond scent specifically smells lovely without being cloying and overly flowery. It also deodorizes so she should be cool in that department.

If it's a matter of frequency of washing and not just whether or not she smells awesome to you I agree with BroDark. Push that Bitch down some stairs and tell her dusty bitches never get ahead.
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I love Patrice.
i SO love patrice. i always look forward to thursdays...

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indeed, it is the antiperspirent with the aluminium...

you should probably make sure shes not actually alergic to things like soaps and perfumes, because tho i know that you can get hyper-allergenic stuff, its expensive and hard to find something sexy

BUT! if shes not allergic, what you should do, is buy her perfume

simple BUT effective

because she will either feel obliged to wear it, because it was a gift from you, and if she doesnt wear it what you should do is go up to her and sniff, then make a sad face and be all like "oh, i thought you would have worn that perfume i got you, i smelt it and just thought of you"

its all in the manipulation!

(perfume suggestions: romance - ralph lauren, beautiful love - estee lauder or echo - davidoff)
AH GEEZ jesse, you and your ideas on perfume...
i'm still not convinced

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What's the secret? Aluminium zirconium trichlorohydrex gly-poisoning?
whatever the fuck that is. i remember a classmate of mine warning me of that...
then again, she WAS a hippy dippy...shame.

otherwise: i don't understand how lady musk isn't a turn-on for you guys...unless this lady's lady musk is of ANOTHER world. then i'd understand...

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Allritealready, tell us how you make your magical deodorant.
What? And ruin my reputation as a Right Wing Nut Job by going too far down the Hippy Granola road? Perish the thought!

In the top of a double boiler, melt 2 T Virgin Coconut oil with 1T Grated Beeswax. Whisk in 2 T baking soda, 2 T cornstarch, 10 drops tea tree oil and 10 drops lavender essential oil (or lemon, or whatever floats your boat). Remove from heat. Whisk in 1.5T Aloe Vera Gel, whisk until smooth. Store in resealable container.

Works. Is incredibly inexpensive and contains no heavy metals.
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What's the secret? Aluminium zirconium trichlorohydrex gly-poisoning?
sure whatever makes me not smell.

i will risk the cancer to smell like nothing
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What's the secret? Aluminium zirconium trichlorohydrex gly-poisoning?


btw do you know the ingredents or did you cheat
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btw do you know the ingredents or did you cheat
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Old 05-01-2009, 02:47 PM   #40 (permalink)
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i must be a tard i do not get that
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