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There is no God
Case closed.
![]() Lioness in Zoo Kills Man KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday. "The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said. "A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery." The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks. |
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No shit...I'm surprised anyone managed to get in amongst the lions anyway. There was another similar lion story several years ago. I believe that one took place in Australia. A mentally ill guy crawled into the enclosure to play with the lions. He was lucky though, because he came into contact with a male lion who'd recently been fed. Those are the laziest bastards on the planet. They sleep more than twenty hours a day--the females are the ones who generally hunt. Anyway, this male lion actually swatted the guy around a little bit but in a playful way. He only got scratches and lived to take another anti-psychotic pill. |
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God woudn't save him! It would disprove his existence:
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God, can you hear me? God? /crickets Last edited by arcatacat; 06-06-2006 at 04:28 PM. |
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