Two Weeks Notice

[CandyGirl]

Originally Posted by DaHonay

I think it's a shitty thing to do.

Do you really want to be the kind of person that does THAT? Does something super shitty to intentionally fuck with someone else's life? It might make you feel better in the short term, but if it back fires and it is traced to you or does something to potentially destroy this person's career/marriage/business/life whatever... is that really fair because you "didn't feel appreciated?"

Let me break it to ya gently with a hug... NO ONE ever feels like they are appreciated by their boss... EVERYONE thinks they are underpaid and under appreciated... Whhhhaaaa.... Being an adult sucks and having a shitty job is part of what most usually comes with life.

You've already taken YOUR LIFE INTO YOUR OWN HANDS by finding a new job and being the BIGGER person by actually giving notice and working it out. Make your own destiny, but don't fuck with someone else's life out of spite. Karma is a bitch and down the line you may run into this person again, or WORSE... own you own business and have someone do this to you.

If your current working environment is that bad... file a complaint with the labor board.

Thank you mommy for the lecture... are you going to spank me for being a bad girl?

[CandyGirl]

Originally Posted by marina

This happened to me, the girl who's duties I took over awhile back deleted a lot of files that we needed. Guess who has to go back and piece all this missing data together? Me, not my boss who she hated, and who eventually fired her.

I used to like her, I thought we were friends. And while it sucks that she lost her job, I didn't deserve to have my job made crazy hard because she had to be a child and lash out.

Whoever replaces you is going to have to deal with the shit you do. Your boss will never feel the pain. Don't be a shithead.

I wasn't asking you idiots if it were right or wrong... I was asking for ideas. If you don't have any ideas then fuck off.

I'll say this once again because some people are slow... I'm only looking to do things that will directly effect my boss and not other innocent employees, otherwise what's the fucking point?

[marina]

Originally Posted by CandyGirl

I wasn't asking you idiots if it were right or wrong... I was asking for ideas. If you don't have any ideas then fuck off.

I'll say this once again because some people are slow... I'm only looking to do things that will directly effect my boss and not other innocent employees, otherwise what's the fucking point?

You asked a forum for their opinion. You can't dictate response down to the millimeter, we're not all here for you, you know.

[DaHonay]

Originally Posted by CandyGirl

Thank you mommy for the lecture... are you going to spank me for being a bad girl?

I like to spank. You're welcome.

And also... what Marina said.

[Loki74]

Originally Posted by CandyGirl

I wasn't asking you idiots if it were right or wrong... I was asking for ideas. If you don't have any ideas then fuck off.

I'll say this once again because some people are slow... I'm only looking to do things that will directly effect my boss and not other innocent employees, otherwise what's the fucking point?

Don't be such a cunt and be clearer in your original post then.

Bosses are demanding and work is Har-red, get over it.

[CandyGirl]

I asked for ideas on what I should DO to my boss... not the morale implications of it. Those are two VERY different questions... I assumed that people would be intelligent enough to know the difference. Shame on me.

Where should I pick up some Chlamydia... you wanna give me some of yours Lord of the Cock Rings? Never mind... I wouldn't want to contract the other 3 venereal diseases you have.

[Sparrow]

Don't diss the Marina. She is our wizened one.

[Lanfear]

Listen to Marina and Dah, anything you mess up work-wise will end up hurting his next assistant or do the super childish hiding food where it will stink if you wanna make him suffer for a minute and fuck the cleaning lady for hours but you really didn't need our input for that, right?

[marina]

Originally Posted by CandyGirl

I asked for ideas on what I should DO to my boss... not the morale implications of it. Those are two VERY different questions... I assumed that people would be intelligent enough to know the difference. Shame on me.

In that case, have you considered any of the following?

Kill his wife and children and pets and hide their pieces in his office.

Contract a yeast infection, and replace his creamer with your cunt globs

Find his mother, fuck her and take pictures. Paste the pictures on random pages of his date book

Accuse him of sexual harassment. Tell HR that the reason you're leaving is that he makes you lick his asshole once for every typo.

Go a step further and tell everyone you can find that he raped your little brother. In fact, call child services and tell them he's raping his children. Tell them he brags about it at work. Tell them he has pictures.

Change his email signature to Dickface

Tell his wife you fucked him

Put a used pad in his CD drive.

Find his father, marry him. Use up the rest of your miserable cunt life making him pay for what he did to you by showing up at every family function just to fuck with him. Give his daughter drugs and give his son herpes. Make sure he knows that you're a person of value and dignity.

Any of these should make for a great time, alone or together. Have fun. Don't get caught.

[CandyGirl]

Originally Posted by marina

In that case, have you considered any of the following?

Kill his wife and children and pets and hide their pieces in his office.

Contract a yeast infection, and replace his creamer with your cunt globs

Find his mother, fuck her and take pictures. Paste the pictures on random pages of his date book

Accuse him of sexual harassment. Tell HR that the reason you're leaving is that he makes you lick his asshole once for every typo.

Go a step further and tell everyone you can find that he raped your little brother. In fact, call child services and tell them he's raping his children. Tell them he brags about it at work. Tell them he has pictures.

Change his email signature to Dickface

Tell his wife you fucked him

Put a used pad in his CD drive.

Find his father, marry him. Use up the rest of your miserable cunt life making him pay for what he did to you by showing up at every family function just to fuck with him. Give his daughter drugs and give his son herpes. Make sure he knows that you're a person of value and dignity.

Any of these should make for a great time, alone or together. Have fun. Don't get caught.

I like idea # 3, 4, 6, & 8... but I think #1 might be a little too cruel. Thanks Marina for the great ideas... your so sweet!