Two Weeks Notice

[Rhian]

I guess I'm also on the cuntwagon for agreeing with Dah and Marina.

What did he do to you to deserve such action?

[da_ticklah]

Originally Posted by bofadeeznizzles

I seriously hate to be the buzzkill here, but I wouldn't do anything if you can salvage a good reference from him/her. Jobs are tight and somewhere further down the line you might need him/her to say how upstanding you are. Fuck bosses and fuck jobs.

this!

[Medium Brumski]

Marina did give you an idea in her first post, delete important files. I was thinking you could switch around some e-mail contacts, keeping the name the same, but the e-mail itself different so his e-mails all get sent to wierd addresses. Or put info@katg on his contacts list so Keith can "Reply to all" new merchandise deals, I think that's a win-win. Unplug random equipment around the office that wouldn't be obvious for awhile, like a phone or printer.

Originally Posted by fluxquanta

Take Keith's advice: Dick in the peanut butter.

lol

[CandyGirl]

Originally Posted by Medium Brumski

Marina did give you an idea in her first post, delete important files. I was thinking you could switch around some e-mail contacts, keeping the name the same, but the e-mail itself different so his e-mails all get sent to wierd addresses. Or put info@katg on his contacts list so Keith can "Reply to all" new merchandise deals, I think that's a win-win. Unplug random equipment around the office that wouldn't be obvious for awhile, like a phone or printer.

Yes, I have a cunt and you can all lick it (especially if your a hott chick)... can we move on now?

I love the idea of switching around the email contacts... by just deleting one character it will either be sent to the wrong person or sent back to him. I could also sign him up to receive a bunch of spam from porn websites or something lame like the home shopping network. Do you think putting the KATG logo as his desktop background or screensaver would be too obvious?

[Omni]

Waaaaah, I made a forum post showing what an immature cunt I am and now people are calling me out on it instead of enabling me to continue being so horrible. Gosh guys, can't we just stay on topic???

[PFT.]

Originally Posted by DaHonay

I think it's a shitty thing to do.

Do you really want to be the kind of person that does THAT? Does something super shitty to intentionally fuck with someone else's life? It might make you feel better in the short term, but if it back fires and it is traced to you or does something to potentially destroy this person's career/marriage/business/life whatever... is that really fair because you "didn't feel appreciated?"

Let me break it to ya gently with a hug... NO ONE ever feels like they are appreciated by their boss... EVERYONE thinks they are underpaid and under appreciated... Whhhhaaaa.... Being an adult sucks and having a shitty job is part of what most usually comes with life.

You've already taken YOUR LIFE INTO YOUR OWN HANDS by finding a new job and being the BIGGER person by actually giving notice and working it out. Make your own destiny, but don't fuck with someone else's life out of spite. Karma is a bitch and down the line you may run into this person again, or WORSE... own you own business and have someone do this to you.

If your current working environment is that bad... file a complaint with the labor board.

blah blah blah, who died and made you a real person you stupid bitch

[Scruples]

I agree with the not fuckin with your old boss side of the debate. Simply because why would you want to devote anymore time, energy, or cognitive power to this source negative energy in your life. Instead of takin the time to spread hate to those in your past why not invest the time by doing something for the love of those in your future?

BUt if you were to fuck with him, how about leaving a hidden camera in a place where the boss is alone for long periods of time and post a clip of anything embarrassing on YouTube or youporn if applicable.

Why not mess with his car? Key it or better yet cut the brakes. Nothing causes someone to expierence retroactive apperication for a former employee like a car wreck.

Or the ultimate prank, trail his every movement for weeks on end. Learn his every habit and pattern. Then based on your extensive knowlage of wheelings and dealings find a place where he will be alone and away from spectators and incapacitate him. Remove his clothes, bound and gag him. Then wait for him to return to consiouness. Now the fun begins, this is where you get to ask any question, order anything you want of him, whatever you need to feel like great sense of retribution. He will do anything you want because you have a loaded Walter PPK pointed right between his eyes. Torture him, berat him, piss on him whatever, and then when you have broke his spirit (shouldnt take long the rich always fold quickly) now you turn the other cheek, let him think your going to let him go, give him a soft kiss that says "all is well you mother is near" then you take your PPK rest the barrel on his temple and squeeze.

Or you could just walk away, your choice cunt

[DaHonay]

Originally Posted by PFT.

blah blah blah, who died and made you a real person you stupid bitch

It's a curse...

[djoh615893]

CandyGirl, if you come to where I'm at and let me have my way with you, I'll take care of the revenge piece for you in a very absolute and traumatizing way. Then we'll grudge fuck afterward. Sounds like a win/win, yeah?

[Loki74]

Originally Posted by PFT.

blah blah blah, who died and made you a real person you stupid bitch

Who hurt you so much?

Does this help take away the pain?