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Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 1 Now Available
Hey all you assholes, come and listen to it, it's the Uncle Miltie's Dick show!
For those who survived the 11 hour marathon, you've already heard it, but for those of you who haven't, it's golden. It's a must-have! Bite sized chunks of Uncle Miltie's Dick are now available for public consumption at Uncle Miltie's Dick. Episode 1: Uncle Miltie takes on Horniness, Hotels, Insults, Lesbians and Liars. Guest Appearances include Dice, Dangerfield, Seinfeld, Dane Cook, and a 7 year old Keith Malley. Oh, and People from Lebanon are called "Lebanese". Hope that helps. More episodes to come soon! Get yours today! |
Episode 2 now available!
Uncle Miltie takes on Limericks, Love, Marijuana, Men, Mexicans, Miami, Middle East, Mormons and Movies.
Get your second hand on Uncle Miltie's Dick now! http://www.benjita.com/UncleMiltie.html |
You must have a lot of time on your hands, that secret show was a marathon and a half. I envy your free time.
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Now that's dedication...thanks for the contribution!
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Oh, and the joke about the "barrio": Making maternity clothes in the colours of the local HS. The highest Teen Pregnancy rate for the last 40 years has belonged to Hispanics. So he's talking about high school girls' maternity clothes. FYI. |
Episode 3 now up!
Need to get a better grip on Uncle Miltie? Well now you can. Uncle Miltie's Dick Episode 3 is available now!
Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 3 Uncle Miltie takes on Muggers, Music, New York, Nudity, Busts Bosoms and Bazooms, Boy Scouts, and Playboys/Playgirls. "She was rather plump, she didn't have to go to the beach, she WAS a beach." Beach = Bitch. My two cents. |
Uncle Miltie's Dick continues with The Rest of the Story...
Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 1 Uncle Miltie takes on Horniness, Hotels, Insults, Lesbians and Liars. Guest Appearances include Dice, Dangerfield, Seinfeld, Dane Cook, and a 7 year old Keith Malley. Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 2 Uncle Miltie takes on Limericks, Love, Marijuana, Men, Mexicans, Miami, Middle East, Mormons and Movies. Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 3 Uncle Miltie takes on Muggers, Music, New York, Nudity, Busts Bosoms and Bazooms, Boy Scouts, and Playboys/Playgirls. Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 4 Uncle Miltie takes on the Polish, Porn, Poverty, Prayer, Prostitutes, Put-Downs, Quakers, Rabbis and Rottonness. Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 5 Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 6 Uncle Miltie's take on Women, Xylophones, X-Rated Pictures, Zingers, Alligators & Crocodiles, Appearances, Arabs, Army, Art, Arificial Birth, Cajuns and Cannibals. Special apperance as Babbling Bryan pets Uncle Miltie's Dick! Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 7 Help for the Episode 6 jokes: "A drunk wandered into a studio where an X-rated film was being shot. He turned to some of the male stars who were standing around and said, 'What are you going to do if the Army doesn't take you?'" Naked men standing around waiting for Doctor's checks were common in the days of the WWII drafts. "They performed the sex act for the camera, and kept at it until a star emerged" Pretty sure this is "They fucked until a baby came out" Sorry, I don't have the synopsis of 5 and 7. I'll have to relisten. |
Nice job! That 11 hour show sure was fun I can't even imagine how long this took you :D
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Actually, It didn't take much longer than it takes to listen to it. Then a few minutes of cut and paste, a few minutes of exporting to mp3, and a few minutes of upload.
It's good Audacity practice. |
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