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Old 05-26-2013, 12:21 PM   #11 (permalink)
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and hellow alchie.

welcome.

now pull your pants down and say hello
The proper welcome for a new poster is "Fuuuuuuck you" (number of u's flexible)
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Old 05-26-2013, 12:24 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Does "technically" mean some bullshit like you've only ever had sex with a condom on?

Or that you have some kind of pencil dick that is super thin and doesn't touch the sides?
I wondered that same thing. I think by "technically" he means never.

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What if he's gay?
I say taking or giving in the ass both qualify as losing your virginity.
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Old 05-26-2013, 07:08 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Yes, here you can. In the sacred show threads you can't.

In fact your dicks probably have open sores, so ONLY here then.
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Old 05-26-2013, 07:14 PM   #14 (permalink)
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The proper welcome for a new poster is "Fuuuuuuck you" (number of u's flexible)
I can see that we may have a difference of opinion here, so like two adults should, I suggest a compromise.

I will do whatever I want, and you can shut the fuck up.

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Old 05-26-2013, 07:18 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Nevermind
Welcome, Alchie. I see I have already said that, however now I am sober and have at least a chance of remembering this post.

And liz is right, however I'll never admit that to a woman. Things went downhill since we let them start voting n shit, so the last thing they need is more encouragement.

Fuuuuuuuuuuck you.

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Old 05-26-2013, 07:23 PM   #16 (permalink)
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No, I mean since I always use a condom, my dick has never made contact with the walls of a vagina. I can barely tell my dick is inside a pussy sometimes cause my girl is always so wet.
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Old 05-26-2013, 09:25 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2013, 10:34 PM   #18 (permalink)
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No, I mean since I always use a condom, my dick has never made contact with the walls of a vagina.
have you also 'technically' not raped a chick?


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I can barely tell my dick is inside a pussy sometimes cause my girl is always so wet.
i can't possibly take you seriously.
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Old 05-26-2013, 10:47 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Ironically, he never technically had sex because he gets them all SO wet.
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