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Later I would go on to bang hotter, more awesome lifeguards in the pool, on the first-aid bed, in the community room. Lifeguarding was definitely a good time in my life. |
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All of these are fun to read. [:
I lost mine the summer I was fifteen. It's hard for me to say I regretted it. I'm one of the "foolish" ones who now want to wait until married to have sex so I regret it in the sense that I won't be a technical virgin on my wedding day, but in another sense, if I were to have sex before marriage anyway, I was glad it was with him. He was my first love, and it was perfect. [: I'm currently planning on saving it until marriage now. I can't COMPLETELY save 'it' seeing as I've had sex, but I just basically want to keep pure starting now, until I marry. [: Tease me all you want about that, I don't care. It's important to me, and I don't judge people on who or when they fuck, so why judge me? Uh, well that's not necessarily true. I'm not a virgin or a slut, so where does that put me? Not all teenagers suck in bed. Some just were born with a gift. |
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i dont understand the regret part? what is wrong with you people? why does everything have to be an issue, a defining moment or some earth shattering experience. stop expecting so much, stop reading about shit and worrying about things that other people say about what is the right time, what isnt... its never a religious experience unless you create the delusion in your head that it is or will be or should be to make it right. stop living in a john hughes movie. wait until i was married? jesus christ. you people actually believe that puritanical bullshit preached by hypocrites? Now if you dont have the ability, thats one thing. If you choose to believe in some convoluted ethereal plan that sex happens on, then you dont need to get that close to reproducing.
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