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Old 03-11-2010, 08:34 AM   #61 (permalink)
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The book has helped me already!

Wife and I were getting ready for bed at around 10:15 and I started teasing her about the "clown outfit" she was wearing. Orange oversized t-shirt, white pajama pants with candy hearts on them (various colors) and multi-colored fuzzy socks. I asked her to put on something a little more sexy, making it understood that I was interested in a little action that night. She said that she needed to take her makeup off, contacts off, etc. and get ready for bed. I told her that she should make sure that when she comes back, she's wearing something sexier.

After that our daughter came in and had a meltdown on top of us (dropped her cell phone in the toliet earlier that evening). That took more than a half hour to calm down. It was around 10:50 by the time my wife got into the bathroom and close to 11 by the time she's getting into bed next to me.

She was wearing only the orange t-shirt. So I said, "what happened to something sexier?" She replied, "it's too late for that now."

I go limp. I HEAR, "I'm not that interested," and, "let's get this over with already." The lack of lingerie wasn't sexy, but bearable. This? Not sexy AT ALL!!!

So I start stewing in my head, as I usually do, and I'm ready to tell her, forget it, it's too late, let's try again tomorrow. Then I think about the book. What would K&C say about this? So, instead, I turn to her and say, "you know, when you said that it was too late, I hear, 'not interested and let's get this over already.'" She looks at me, not sure what to say. We lay there for a few minutes.

Then, she hops to it, gets all over me and IT'S ON!

That was worth the price of the book.

In other words, you buy it NOW, you cheap fucks!
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I also scored with Brian's wife thanks to this book. It's amazing!
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I also scored with Brian's wife thanks to this book. It's amazing!
Exactly!

Hey! Wait a minute here...
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Old 03-11-2010, 12:36 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Amazon says mine won't come until the 13th. I guess it's back ordered a little which is good news. When will we know about the NY Times Best Seller list?
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Amazon says mine won't come until the 13th. I guess it's back ordered a little which is good news. When will we know about the NY Times Best Seller list?
Week after this one....19th I think.
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I spoke too soon. It got here a few minutes ago. Hot damn!
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Old 03-11-2010, 02:04 PM   #67 (permalink)
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SlimBaby loves the book!!
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Old 03-11-2010, 02:05 PM   #68 (permalink)
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I Pre-Ordered mine from Amazon.co.uk before the America only announcement and viewed its March 14th Due date as my punishment.

But guess what arrived this morning!
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Old 03-11-2010, 02:15 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Got mine yesterday!
Preordered from Barnes and Noble, and it arrived yesterday.
I will go to the Barnes and Noble store and buy it as well.
I tried to order it as an eBook as well for my Nook, but it is not available.

According to barnesandnoble.com, the book is ranked 8,295.
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Received yesterday. It's great material as I infuse.
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