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Old 06-07-2007, 11:20 AM   #431 (permalink)
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Paris Hilton serving 3 days of a three week sentence and allowed to finish the rest of her sentence under house arrest. Ahem...mansion arrest. I seriously want to kill a judge right now.

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I know what you mean, must be nice to be a celebrity.

The said it was for medical reasons.....what did she hyperventilate because they didn't have 300 count sheets or something?

Sad....just sad.
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Old 06-07-2007, 12:09 PM   #432 (permalink)
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I know what you mean, must be nice to be a celebrity.

The said it was for medical reasons.....what did she hyperventilate because they didn't have 300 count sheets or something?

Sad....just sad.
I am disgusted that I even care, but given the ineptitude of so many people in power, social injustice towards minorities, war without cause or attempt at solution and our world dying before our eyes this is the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back.

Of course she didn't like the food, it is probably s^*t, "your in jail retard!!!"

Sick...ha...funny. Unless she has Ebola or some other type of virulent pestilence you can only get from f'ing a monkey you aint that sick bitch.

I only wish I had closer family ties to my Colombian lineage (don't ask) cause I would put a hit out on that waste of complex carbon. I wonder if those sheriff officials suddenly now can afford a condo in Aruba. Speaking of Colombia our officials seem no better than theirs. Those mother f'ers have taken a dive and further sullied my already faltering country. Go f y'self. Time for a cleansing. A good ol' fashioned pandemic virus.

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Old 06-07-2007, 03:34 PM   #433 (permalink)
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I am disgusted that I even care
I feel the exact same way. I'm disgusted that I care and I'm even more disgusted by how unsurprising this trainwreck is.
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Old 06-07-2007, 04:22 PM   #434 (permalink)
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Time for a cleansing. A good ol' fashioned pandemic virus.

-No peesch
So are all South Americans homocidals maniacs? The only examples I can think of off the top of my head are Pablo Escobar, the coke cartels, ozzie Guillen and now you. Christ all mighty.
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Old 06-07-2007, 05:00 PM   #435 (permalink)
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You know what really pisses me the fuck off? When I'm right in the middle of trying to find a bug in some of the shitty code I've just written someone IM's me and asks me to do something for them and then says, 'Just sent you an email about it.' Fuck me in the ass, then why in the fuck are you IM'ing me about it right now. Here's a tip, how about you do one or the other.

Could be worse, I use to have a manager that would call me to see if I got his email he just sent.

Wow, I feel better now.
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Old 06-07-2007, 06:49 PM   #436 (permalink)
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Could be worse, I use to have a manager that would call me to see if I got his email he just sent.
My mom does that. She also calls after she leaves a message to see if I got it.
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Old 06-07-2007, 07:05 PM   #437 (permalink)
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My mom does that. She also calls after she leaves a message to see if I got it.
My grandmother who is only like 65 (and has a cell phone of her own) calls my cell phone and leaves messages that say "Michelle, are you there? Pick up Michelle"

It cracks me up.

That's hot.
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Old 06-07-2007, 07:27 PM   #438 (permalink)
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It cracks me up.

That's hot.
Mine does that too, and then signs it like a letter.
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Old 06-11-2007, 08:01 AM   #439 (permalink)
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Speeding Tickets!

Although it has been statistically demonstrated, over and over again, that speeding tickets have no effect on reducing speeding, danagerous driving, and or injuries & fatalities, "the man" keeps on handing 'em out. The moment a cruiser is gone, the speed goes right back up to the roads carrying capacity. Fact. I received a ticket the other day for going (supposedly 66) in a 55 mph. The officer said he had me clocked at both 66 and 68 mph (which is surprising because I had my cruise control on on flat road and rarely if ever drive faster than 65). He told me that he passed a semi/car hauler that was traveling 64 in order to pull me over. I was really puzzled. I asked him, "So, you wouldn't have stopped me of I was going 64?" He said, "It's called selective enforcement." That's what really gets me mad. He stopped a 3000 lb. Honda Element with anti-lock brakes, etc. travelling at 66 rather than a 70 or 80,000 lb. fully loaded semi traveling at 64 mph. Which one is more dangerous? I can stop in less than half the space and time than a semi. I'm more maneuverable. And, because force = mass x accelleration, I would cause exponentially less damage in the event of an accident. The officer used his discretion innapropriately. I live in Indiana and we have about the highest rate of semi related fatalities of any state. On a short section of the Indiana toll road, which I frequent, we have had twenty such semi-induced fatalities since the first of this year. Cops have been using bad science for at least 70 years... it's not working fellas. It's time they start taking an empirical apprach, implementing technologies that do work (i.e., traffic calming, differential pavement, those things that show your speed, etc.) Last year, a commercial van driver ran a four way stop and instantly killed my uncle, who was riding his motorcycle to post flyers raise money for the traveling Viet Nam war Memorial. His life would have been saved if the State had put their energies into installing rumble strips and additional signage to alert the driver of the upcoming 4-way stop. But no, they are more concerned with citing Honda elements on lonely stretches of straight, flat highways, on beautiful days out in the boondocks. I don't know if anybody actually read this, but if you did, thanks for listening to my little rant. Boo cops.
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Old 06-11-2007, 08:08 AM   #440 (permalink)
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I have no idea how I'm going to adhere to those 55mph limits when I have to be in hicksvi...err West Virginia next month for a wedding. It's 65 out here in SoCal and often the cruising speed of the freeway exceeds 75mph. I usually have to go 80 just to keep cars from tailgating and passing me with dirty looks. 80?! WTF is so important that you have to go so fast, people? I've thought about keeping pennies with me. Wonder what a penny to the windshield will do to a car traveling 80+ mph.
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