What the Fuck Seriously Pisses You Off ?!! Rant Away!

ElleJ · 06-11-2007, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MalcolmSmith

I started this post a while ago, and I think I lost it. It's gotta be around here somewhere. Hmmm? Anyhow, I related your story to someone today, because I thought it was funny, and they did too. But, it was kind of awkward. How do you retell a funny story, etc. you hear on the forums? What should I say, "ElleJ told me..." or, "This girl on the forums said her grandma... " or, "Strafer's buddy from KATG said... " or "My friend said... " or, "This girl I know in New Jersey said... " etc. Whomever I'm relating the story to is bound to say, "Who? Wha? When were you in New Jersey?" It sure would be a lot easier if you guys were on TV instead of the Internet, then they would know who the heck I was talking about. Man, I'm confused.

Aww, glad they got a kick out of it too!

I just say "My friend" for the most part my friends from home don't know my friends from where I live now and vice versa...so I can get away with it without explaining. Except with my coworkers and bf, they like to call me out and go "Oh, your internet friends?" They just don't understand that you guys really are my friends...so then I come on here and talk about how silly they are that they don't get it.

MalcolmSmith · 06-12-2007, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ElleJ

Aww, glad they got a kick out of it too!

I just say "My friend" for the most part my friends from home don't know my friends from where I live now and vice versa...so I can get away with it without explaining. Except with my coworkers and bf, they like to call me out and go "Oh, your internet friends?" They just don't understand that you guys really are my friends...so then I come on here and talk about how silly they are that they don't get it.

Got it ElleJ. All I've got to do is move.

strafer_praha · 06-12-2007, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ElleJ

They just don't understand that you guys really are my friends...so then I come on here and talk about how silly they are that they don't get it.

/wipes tear from eye

spoonerism549 · 06-03-2008, 08:23 AM

I pinched this dumb hoe's ass as a joke and now my ex girlfriend is being a bitch about it and on top of that her DAD called the school to get me in trouble so now i'm probably going to get suspended/expelled KCOOL. GAY.

: mad:

standardman · 06-03-2008, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by spoonerism549

I pinched this dumb hoe's ass as a joke and now my ex girlfriend is being a bitch about it and on top of that her DAD called the school to get me in trouble so now i'm probably going to get suspended/expelled KCOOL. GAY.

: mad:

spoonerism549
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/closes box.

Deborah · 06-03-2008, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by spoonerism549

I pinched this dumb hoe's ass as a joke and now my ex girlfriend is being a bitch about it and on top of that her DAD called the school to get me in trouble so now i'm probably going to get suspended/expelled KCOOL. GAY.

: mad:

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you! And welcome!

Ralph · 06-03-2008, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Deborah

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you! And welcome!

Actually, I'm sorta with the 'box closing' guy above.

hellbent · 06-03-2008, 02:12 PM

I hate all those fuckers who are at costco for a free meal. They cluster around the free samples booth, blocking aisles. I think you ought to have some sort of license to operate a large costco sized cart. Not only do they block the aisles, but the go slow, or stop suddenly and get all mad when I ram into their ankles. Or try to enter the main aisle with no thought of the main traffic and i have to yank on my cart to stop it.
I also hate all the fucking bums here in Hawaii, ever major street corner has some fucking loser begging for money, when its obvious that they look healthy enough to hold a job. I saw that they get like $100+ a day from dummies. I mean they dont even try to be witty like some of the bums I've seen in San Francisco or dont even have any visible ailments or a sob story. It should be legal to throw garbage at people begging at intersections with signs.

Bob-Diesel · 06-03-2008, 05:28 PM

College professors who are highly educated yet they are not fit to teach. If I am supposed to teach myself everything just from reading a book, then what exactly is the point of enrolling in a university?

Rhian · 06-03-2008, 05:34 PM

New Canadian bandwidth limits.

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hellbent Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,077	I hate all those fuckers who are at costco for a free meal. They cluster around the free samples booth, blocking aisles. I think you ought to have some sort of license to operate a large costco sized cart. Not only do they block the aisles, but the go slow, or stop suddenly and get all mad when I ram into their ankles. Or try to enter the main aisle with no thought of the main traffic and i have to yank on my cart to stop it. I also hate all the fucking bums here in Hawaii, ever major street corner has some fucking loser begging for money, when its obvious that they look healthy enough to hold a job. I saw that they get like $100+ a day from dummies. I mean they dont even try to be witty like some of the bums I've seen in San Francisco or dont even have any visible ailments or a sob story. It should be legal to throw garbage at people begging at intersections with signs.
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