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Old 08-11-2009, 07:19 AM   #71 (permalink)
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Fucking kids were little shits today. 4 of them, they know who they were.
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Old 08-11-2009, 08:40 AM   #72 (permalink)
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The bagel place up the street from work has great everything twists. So I go to grab one and get my normal coffee. For the second day in a row, out of three employees, I get the one that sucks at making coffee. Yesterday I had to opt for juice, but today I just got no drink. So I head to Dunkin Donuts up the street and I get a small hazelnut coffee. Its great, but its only 10 oz, and its getting cold as I type. The sad part is, this can happen with any cup of coffee. If I got a 20 oz. cup, I would only drink 14 oz of it, its just my way. I have to wake up each morning knowing I'll never finish that cup of coffee, so I might as well go with the 10 oz. Because I actually have a chance of finishing that cup of coffee If I make a couple of trips to the microwave. The true problem is that I want an everlasting cup of hot coffee. I want a secretary that is constantly bringing me hot coffee. I want to have 5000 dedicated fans too. People that are loving every songI write, and just adoring everything I do.
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Old 08-11-2009, 12:20 PM   #73 (permalink)
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FILIPINO ASSHOLES BEHIND THE WHEEL

i was late for a morning rehearsal with the symphonic band, so i was trying to avoid a truck or a bus...MEANWHILE on my blind side, a hyundai starex (a van) was getting into my lane WITHOUT a signal so he was take aback by my sudden move i guess. SO he, being obviously pissed off, tries to fuck with me, getting up real close, taking over, getting real slow in front of me, etc which was just ADDING to my being late and me, being pissed off at his FUCKED up actions and utter disdain of the lack of road etiquette here in the philippines, just took the next lane and sped off into the university.

people following me on twitter will see a tweet that goes along the guist of:

MOTHERFUCKER IN THE STAREX ZLE 365 FUCK YOU, YOU DICKLESS FUCK
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Old 08-11-2009, 12:44 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Gmail Notifier keeps asking me to log-on every time I reboot/re-logon

Any ideas for alternatives?
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:27 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Post dated a check to the cable company because they said I could.

Today I look at my bank statement and the check was withdrawn.

Now I have $75 in late fees and its going to take another 2 days to sort it all out. And my account is negative.
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Old 08-11-2009, 03:57 PM   #76 (permalink)
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God dammit! Had the car towed yesterday. I go aout this morning and the piece of shit decides to fuck with me. Wife and I get all excited. I go to wheel the trash to the curb and my wife walks toward her car. Just as she's getting in and I deposit the trash...yes car dies again! Fuck you car!!! I'm thinking fuel injector or maybe fuel pump?
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:56 PM   #77 (permalink)
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After causing my computer to crash for the Babilionth time I decide to dump AutoCAD Electrical 2009 and go ahead and ugrade to Electrical 2010. Guess what program crashes in the middle of the instalation every time it asks you to switch DVDs durring the instalation? Yep, 2010. It has done this 4 times now. FUUUUUCCKKKK YOOOOUUUUU AutoDesk.
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Old 08-11-2009, 05:27 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Cleaned all the floors in the house.

Now the dog has the shits.
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Old 08-11-2009, 08:58 PM   #79 (permalink)
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THanks but I've had more than 3 already.
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Old 08-11-2009, 10:21 PM   #80 (permalink)
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The TNT Courier who decided that 7:55am was a reasonable time to deliver my iPhone 3GS. Now i have to wait until tomorrow to pick it up from their depot.. the depot on the ass end outskirts of Newcastle.
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