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View Poll Results: What made you two split?
It was one really horrible argument and we couldn't get over it. 6 3.49%
He/She/I cheated. 26 15.12%
It was a long time coming, things just sort of went kaput. 75 43.60%
I found out he/she was a total crazy/asshole/smelly/a dragon 30 17.44%
Extenuating circumstances. We didn't want to, but we had to. 21 12.21%
The man upstairs doesn't let me out of the rape-chamber. (Other) 14 8.14%
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:18 PM   #51 (permalink)
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My dick was TOO big.
Ain't it a bitch when your dick does not fit?
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:30 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Ain't it a bitch when your dick does not fit?
It was more about multiple botched attempts of hers to gift me some pants. All of them were far too flattering.

What a life I live.
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:41 PM   #53 (permalink)
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You should consider wearing man pants
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:42 PM   #54 (permalink)
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You should consider wearing man pants
You're craaaaaaazy.
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:43 PM   #55 (permalink)
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lol oh lord, Kyle, what would your mother say?
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:45 PM   #56 (permalink)
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This thread is mostly penis and Nic Cage.
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:46 PM   #57 (permalink)
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This thread is mostly penis and Nic Cage.
all things usually devolve into some combination of phallus and The Cage. Hand in hand.
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:49 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Ain't nothing wrong with an overdose of The Cage.

Penis on the other hand...
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Old 05-03-2010, 06:55 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Ain't nothing wrong with an overdose of The Cage.

Penis on the other hand...
Now you're seeing my side of the problem! I have an overdose of penis. The problems I have! I mean, really!
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Old 05-03-2010, 07:08 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Is that what a girl calls it when they're boned to tears? A penis overload?
I like it.
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