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Old 02-02-2009, 09:56 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Actually no,FFC,YOU go fuck your stuck up self-oh you do a pretty good job of that already.

You expect to post something like that up and then be respected??? Reality check!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And you like medics but you have no respect for human life on the road when you are jerking your DICK while driving???
Let's see you get away with this shit here in my hood.
Who are you? FFC is one of the sweetist, most personable long standing members of this forum. You're a weirdo who's afraid of vagina.

Did you just come into the gross jerking thread looking for a fight? Because why are you even in here if you don't want to hear about masturbation?
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Old 02-03-2009, 12:32 AM   #92 (permalink)
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He said hood. He's a gangsta! Rockin' the rimz on his grillz!

I love being white sometimes
Fo shizzly wizzly!
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Old 02-03-2009, 02:46 AM   #93 (permalink)
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Who are you? FFC is one of the sweetist, most personable long standing members of this forum. You're a weirdo who's afraid of vagina.

Did you just come into the gross jerking thread looking for a fight? Because why are you even in here if you don't want to hear about masturbation?
Maybe he's the same weirdo from The Boob Thread that was afraid of boobs...
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Old 02-03-2009, 04:44 AM   #94 (permalink)
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Maybe he's the same weirdo from The Boob Thread that was afraid of boobs...
We need to make a horror movie for this guy.
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Old 02-03-2009, 04:56 AM   #95 (permalink)
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Maybe he's the same weirdo from The Boob Thread that was afraid of boobs...
Has the same tone.
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Old 02-03-2009, 02:06 PM   #96 (permalink)
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Maybe he's the same weirdo from The Boob Thread that was afraid of boobs...
The other guys name was something ironic, like sexydanger or something like that

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We need to make a horror movie for this guy.
I think the world outside the gym locker room his his horror movie because it's filled with gross girls and their scary vaginas

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Has the same tone.
We should introduce them to each other. I feel an emotionally crippled, misogynistic and closeted love connection coming on. *Oh snap!*
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Old 02-03-2009, 03:11 PM   #97 (permalink)
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The other guys name was something ironic, like sexydanger or something like that



I think the world outside the gym locker room his his horror movie because it's filled with gross girls and their scary vaginas


We should introduce them to each other. I feel an emotionally crippled, misogynistic and closeted love connection coming on. *Oh snap!*
"Yeah!"

*runs outside
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:09 PM   #98 (permalink)
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Oh no,I love reading about masturbation generally.

I just totally didn't expect anyone to say they did it behind the wheel-like getting all up in there would be REALLY distracting on the road.

My brother's an EMT so I've been told of some horrific accidents caused by people doing stuff like that.
Then last week a guy backed his truck into 12 preschoolers nearby where I live,and killed two.
The sonabitch got off scotfree,but witnesses were saying his hands were off the wheel and he was distracted.
Where his hands were,I do not know.

I didn't say "fuck you" first,either.
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Old 02-06-2009, 01:33 AM   #99 (permalink)
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You never made a long, solo road-trip in your teens or 20's?

Wanking only sharpens the senses at a certain point......
I've done it to stay awake a few times. Not like I've got half my hand in my pussy, just going to town or anything, but a rub or two can keep you focused on the road late at night.
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:37 AM   #100 (permalink)
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O_O

I'm on John's side... gross.

that said, I'd still accept a ride home, or even a hand shake from the weirdo jerker.
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