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Did you just come into the gross jerking thread looking for a fight? Because why are you even in here if you don't want to hear about masturbation? |
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I think the world outside the gym locker room his his horror movie because it's filled with gross girls and their scary vaginas We should introduce them to each other. I feel an emotionally crippled, misogynistic and closeted love connection coming on. *Oh snap!* |
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Oh no,I love reading about masturbation generally.
I just totally didn't expect anyone to say they did it behind the wheel-like getting all up in there would be REALLY distracting on the road. My brother's an EMT so I've been told of some horrific accidents caused by people doing stuff like that. Then last week a guy backed his truck into 12 preschoolers nearby where I live,and killed two. The sonabitch got off scotfree,but witnesses were saying his hands were off the wheel and he was distracted. Where his hands were,I do not know. I didn't say "fuck you" first,either. |
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I've done it to stay awake a few times. Not like I've got half my hand in my pussy, just going to town or anything, but a rub or two can keep you focused on the road late at night.
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