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Old 01-30-2009, 02:47 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I think jerking to Keith jerking to his mom might be gross.... not that I'd do that.... again
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:59 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I'm jerking to this awesome thread right now!!!


*fap fap fap*
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:07 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I'm jerking to this awesome thread right now!!!


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Dude, you got Grapist juice everywhere! It's all purple and sticky ... use a sock or a banana peel next time, please.
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:14 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Dude, you got Grapist juice everywhere! It's all purple and sticky ... use a sock or a banana peel next time, please.
Haha.

Damn, Mary Louise Parker is hot. Oh, there's the grapist juice.

Never knew about the banana trick...
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:15 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Haha.

Damn, Mary Louise Parker is hot. Oh, there's the grapist juice.

Never knew about the banana trick...
Just doin' my part to edumacate you young 'uns.
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:17 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Dude, you got Grapist juice everywhere! It's all purple and sticky ... use a sock or a banana peel next time, please.
HAIR CONDITIONER FTW!!!

LOL, that was hilarious.
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:19 PM   #27 (permalink)
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LOL, that was hilarious.
"He make the man salsa in the sock." Oho.
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:52 PM   #28 (permalink)
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this is just gonna give me a excuse to tell my hottest jerkin story. I was driving a long ways, listening to the Vudululu cd that Chemdas in. There was one song that had a lot of sex noises, and got my hot. so I jerked to the song while driving. it was great. haha!
I think you misread grosser as awesomer. It's okay.
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:05 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I jerked it the other day to this little japanese girl crying while they put worms and live eels in her knickers...

I love little japanese girls..

And once, I ACCIDENTALLY came whilst 2g1c was on my screen.
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:09 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I jerked it the other day to this little japanese girl crying while they put worms and live eels in her knickers...

I love little japanese girls..

And once, I ACCIDENTALLY came whilst 2g1c was on my screen.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU and welcome to the forums and gross.
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