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Old 01-24-2011, 06:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Where the fuck are girls?

Okay, its the beginning of the year, school is back in, my body has restored itself to its pre-finals non-stress fat state. I'm ready to take what I have learned here and from other people out into the field to try and "get it wet" as Keith would say.

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I still have no idea what to do

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Seriously, I know that I have at least been able to do some personal growing over the past few months, but when it comes to actually talking too and dealing with women I still have no idea where to start.

Where do I go to meet girls? Is a bar really the best place, Ive heard that people go to bars to socialize and not to drink, even though I have gained the ability to drink like a normal fucking person I still don't like the idea of trying to meet a girl in a bar. Like I said, I'm trying to get a girlfriend not just get laid. (Not that all girls in bars are skanks, I'm not saying that, i swear to god I'm not.)

Do you see what I mean? I have absolutely no idea how normal people do things.

What are good places where I am "allowed" to talk to girls. The romantic in me thinks that it would be really neat to meet a girl at a book store or some other pathetic nerdy fantasy like that, but the cynic in me says

"Hey asshole!! Shes here to shop for shit, not talk to your ugly shit-stain face!!! Knock it the fuck off!!!"


Or in a hallway or lunch room at school

What the fuck is wrong with you fuck face, she has fucking places too go, who the fuck are you to hold her up!

Is it okay to talk to girls in class? I would hate to ask a girl out, fail (which I will) and then have to deal with never doing so much as accidentally make eye contact with her or look in her direction without setting off stalker alerts.

Nobody is coming to this school to talk to your creepy ass, leave these girls alone jerk!

I know I sound just as fucked up and riddled with problems as I did when I joined the forums, but I really think I have gotten better at least a little bit internally, but I just can't FIND girls to talk too.

Valentines day is in about 3 weeks, its fucking crunch time before I have to deal with another fucking one of these things alone.
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Old 01-24-2011, 06:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh sweet Jesus tittyfuck.
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Old 01-24-2011, 06:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Sorry for the language, this post basically just came from the onset of an anger episode when I realized that another valentines day is only a few weeks away.
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Old 01-24-2011, 06:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Your other thread wasn't enough?

My gravy. "Where the fuck are girls?"
All getting their vaginas sewn shut because they know you're in town.


Just end it.
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Old 01-24-2011, 06:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Sorry for the language, this post basically just came from the onset of an anger episode when I realized that another valentines day is only a few weeks away.
What the fuck is Valentines Day? Your vagina is showing. I'm single, and on Valentines Day I will be watching porn and having a sandwich.
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Old 01-24-2011, 06:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Sorry for the language, this post basically just came from the onset of an anger episode when I realized that another valentines day is only a few weeks away.
You want the day? You can't HANDLE the day!
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Old 01-24-2011, 06:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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*bangs head against wall*
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Old 01-24-2011, 06:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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What the fuck is Valentines Day? Your vagina is showing. I'm single, and on Valentines Day I will be watching porn and having a sandwich.
I actually abstain from masturbating on Valentines day and other holidays, the sadness is just...to much

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Old 01-24-2011, 06:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I actually abstain from masturbating on Valentines day and other holidays, the sadness is just...to much
Sorry, the only way I've been able to interpret that sentence is as a joke. If you're being serious, get help. Now. Don't go on a forum. Seek a professional.
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Sorry, the only way I've been able to interpret that sentence is as a joke. If you're being serious, get help. Now. Don't go on a forum. Seek a professional.
Half joke/half serious

I really don't like to do it on Valentines day, its just another reminder

"Hey, get used to this feeling because no one is EVER going to do this for you without money involved asshole!!"
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