Where the fuck are girls?

[doctorsleep]

Originally Posted by Jo_Culprit

What are you losing the same few pounds over and over again. The job, the money and the friend parts are all well and good but you cant hold onto whatever little improvements you've made so far when you need to do so much more. Lastly if your finding yourself angry at your situation fucken channel that energy into positive action to change yourself for fuck sake.

And if your going to continue to post advice here, Id say an update photo is in order.

Whats your BMI at the moment?

28.2 (fuck I hate being short...) At least its not obese.

[Jo_Culprit]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

28.2 (fuck I hate being short...) At least its not obese.

Aim for 22.0 (cause this is the healthiest, being short doesnt throw it off btw), set yourself a time frame, break it down into sub goals and put your frustration into achieving this.

While you're doing this do research, ask doctors, look around the internet and figure out what you can do about you facial birthmark.

Fucken do these things man, im sick of spewing the same advice at you with no acknowledgment and nothing done. These are things you can do now as you grow as a human being with experience.

If you do these things it will be so much easier to not come across as a creep when trying to talk to a girl in a bookstore.

[jacey.ATX]

Originally Posted by Anxious Nerd

I rather feel like I'm feeding the troll, but....

This. But for some reason, I can't help it. I'm starting to think it's a disease, similar to Keith's thing with bad movies.

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

...I kicked a trashcan in the bathroom and broke it off its lock.

I don't believe that you are in therapy, and you desperately need to be. And group is great for a lot of things, but it probably doesn't give you the opportunity to talk out all of your crazy thoughts and have someone walk you through why they're crap. You need individual therapy, weekly, for at least 6 months. Your college should offer it free of charge, so I don't get why you're lying about it instead of just doing it.

Originally Posted by Jo_Culprit

So you get angry at the trashcan?

What the fuck are you doing at this point in time to improve yourself and make yourself datable sleep?

The things Jo_Culprit suggested are great for improving your self-esteem and even alleviating anxiety, but I'm telling you, without talking it out with a professional, you're still going have these debilitating cognitive distortions.

But if you're not going to take my advice on that, then here, I'll give you the fucking answer that you want:

Volunteer on weekends with Habitat for Humanity.
Most campus organizations require that their student members volunteer, so yes, there will be girls your age there. Even probably a lot of girls younger than you. And you will kill a couple of birds with one stone*: get some exercise; improve your self-esteem; improve your outlook by realizing how lucky you are in the grand scheme of things; have a hobby that girls will be interested in hearing about and that will impress them with what a "good guy" you are; and while you're at it, maybe you'll even meet a nice, girlfriend-material girl in a low-pressure environment where you can talk and get to know each other.

I've been holding back this little gem from you, waiting for evidence of improvement, because I think that in your current state, you're going to fuck it up no matter what. I feel a little like I'm giving you the keys to a machine you don't know how to operate. But maybe you'll just have to crash that car into a tree before you'll take a serious look back at the instruction manual that is YOUR OTHER FUCKING 200-PAGE THREAD.

*Just to be clear, when I say "kill a couple of birds," I DO NOT mean murder several young ladies.

[bofadeeznizzles]

Your goal is not to get a girlfriend just yet. Your goal is to find an ugly girl and fuck her till she can't stand. If you think you're "too good" to do that, then you're too bad to ever fuck anyone. So... you fuck whatever you can, and then you do it again and again until you stop putting the pussy on a fucking pedestal. Only then will you be ready to entertain the thought of being with a girl in a relationship.

[Jo_Culprit]

Originally Posted by jacey.ATX

The things Jo_Culprit suggested are great for improving your self-esteem and even alleviating anxiety, but I'm telling you, without talking it out with a professional, you're still going have these debilitating cognitive distortions.

Jacey I could hug you.

I think that if he starts on the road to better fitness and a more attractive physique he'll learn to look inwardly more (rather than living in anime world) and will consequently have less of a handicap on his self esteem and be more receptive to professional advice he needs to fix his head tripping.

[jacey.ATX]

Originally Posted by Jo_Culprit

Jacey I could hug you.

I think that if he starts on the road to better fitness and a more attractive physique he'll learn to look inwardly more (rather than living in anime world) and will consequently have less of a handicap on his self esteem and be more receptive to professional advice he needs to fix his head tripping.

Maybe.

*Sigh*

Here's hoping.

[doctorsleep]

Originally Posted by jacey.ATX

Volunteer on weekends with Habitat for Humanity.
Most campus organizations require that their student members volunteer, so yes, there will be girls your age there. Even probably a lot of girls younger than you. And you will kill a couple of birds with one stone*: get some exercise; improve your self-esteem; improve your outlook by realizing how lucky you are in the grand scheme of things; have a hobby that girls will be interested in hearing about and that will impress them with what a "good guy" you are; and while you're at it, maybe you'll even meet a nice, girlfriend-material girl in a low-pressure environment where you can talk and get to know each other.
.

I AM in therapy, I'm on pills for fucks sake. But yes, volunteering is a great idea I wanted to do it last term but class schedule got in the way. Thanks for reminding me, I just shot an e-mail to the school volunteering club. I did this when I was in community college before I transferred and even though we only did 2 projects because a bunch of stuff happened with the advisor or something (don't ask, I swear that unlucky things always happen to deter my quest for poon IN ADDITION to me having no confidence, looks, or redeeming personality traits) But it had a lot of cute girls that were fun to talk to. (I noticed a lot of Asian girls too, could have been a coincidence, but that would be awesome)

but that red font in my head has to fucking chime in with this idea too...

You evil mother fucker, these girls are here to help people and your just trying to get your dick wet, what the hell is wrong with you?

[Anxious Nerd]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

I AM in therapy, I'm on pills for fucks sake. But yes, volunteering is a great idea I wanted to do it last term but class schedule got in the way. Thanks for reminding me, I just shot an e-mail to the school volunteering club. I did this when I was in community college before I transferred and even though we only did 2 projects because a bunch of stuff happened with the advisor or something (don't ask, I swear that unlucky things always happen to deter my quest for poon IN ADDITION to me having no confidence, looks, or redeeming personality traits) But it had a lot of cute girls that were fun to talk to. (I noticed a lot of Asian girls too, could have been a coincidence, but that would be awesome)

but that red font in my head has to fucking chime in with this idea too...

You evil mother fucker, these girls are here to help people and your just trying to get your dick wet, what the hell is wrong with you?

Wow, that was the first post from you that I got a positive vibe from.
You actually said thank you for once.
Your color pallet's confusing me: I found the red bit funny.

[Jo_Culprit]

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

but that red font in my head has to fucking chime in with this idea too...

You evil mother fucker, these girls are here to help people and your just trying to get your dick wet, what the hell is wrong with you?

Im starting to like the Red font voice in your head better than you. Its like an objective voice of reason you just see as voice of depression. Its like if you had a GPS that told you to turn left to get to your destination but instead you were like "bloody GPs wants to ruin me"

For starters why cant you just volunteer to help out, have something on your resume and meet new people. Why does it reduce to being poon hound in your head.

Originally Posted by doctorsleep

(don't ask, I swear that unlucky things always happen to deter my quest for poon IN ADDITION to me having no confidence, looks, or redeeming personality traits) But it had a lot of cute girls that were fun to talk to. (I noticed a lot of Asian girls too, could have been a coincidence, but that would be awesome)

Please stop talking like you can't improve yourself and you have to make do with how you are at the moment. I can't tell if you're just lazy and live on self pity or you really honestly can't percieve how much easier things would be for you if you man'd up, got fit and fixed your face.
And as a heads up, if you want an asian girl, the best thing to do is learn an asian language. Go figure, who wouldve thought sometimes you have to meet people half way.

[DudeEMETIB]

Wait wait...I can't be the first to suggest this but...

what if Doctorsleep is actually, the most successful troll this forum has ever seen!?