Why I'm glad I'm not a woman. Pt 2

[Leixes]

fishy, sourish 'n salty are common traits.

but, yeh, too fishy is fishy business.
Yeasty is definitely a bad sign - that I'd equate to chlamydia cocktail.
soupy... not good also!
rubber... it can be bad, depends.


Now, periodic variations is an intriguing quest.

[Grapist]

Originally Posted by Leixes

fishy, sourish 'n salty are common traits.

Heh, I guess portugese pussy tastes different, tangy and a bit salty maybe, but never had any that actually smelled or tasted fishy. I will have to do research.

OK all of you Portugese (including Brazillian) ladies, line em up. Time for a taste test.

[Leixes]

Originally Posted by Grapist

Heh, I guess portuguese pussy tastes different, tangy and a bit salty maybe, but never had any that actually smelled or tasted fishy. I will have to do research.

OK all of you Portugese (including Brazillian) ladies, line em up. Time for a taste test.

Shellfish with a texture of smoked salmon.



And definitely - it doesn't taste like cats!

[Daemonik]

Originally Posted by jorjo

Does anyone else think the cervix looks like the head of a penis? Or have I just not seen enough penises yet and I'm imaging them everywhere?

We all gestate as 'male' until several weeks after insemination when hormones and genetics start effecting our bodies.

from wikipedia on intersexuality

"Mainstream" sex development

Main article: Sexual differentiation

The common pathway of sexual differentiation, where a productive human female has an XX chromosome pair, and a productive male has an XY pair, is relevant to the development of intersexed conditions.

During fertilization, the sperm adds either an X (female) or Y (male) chromosome to the X in the ovum. This determines the genetic sex of the embryo. During the first weeks of development, genetic male and female fetuses are "anatomically indistinguishable," with primitive gonads beginning to develop during approximately the sixth week of gestation. The gonads, in a "bipotential state," may develop into either testes (the male gonads) or ovaries (the female gonads) depending on the consequent events. Through the seventh week, male and female fetuses appear identical.

At around eight weeks of gestation, the gonads of an XY embryo differentiate into functional testes, secreting testosterone. Ovarian differentiation, for XX embryos, does not occur until approximately Week 12 of gestation. In normal female differentiation the Müllerian duct system develops into the uterus, Fallopian tubes, and inner third of the vagina. In males the Müllerian duct-inhibiting hormone MIH causes this duct system to regress. Next, androgens cause the development of the Wolffian duct system, which develops into the vas deferens, seminal vesicles, and ejaculatory ducts. By birth, the typical fetus has been completely "sexed" male or female, the hormones and genital development remaining consistent with the genetic sex.

So no shocker that a vagina is essentially a retracted penis.

[motownguy]

Originally Posted by Daemonik

We all gestate as 'male' until several weeks after insemination when hormones and genetics start effecting our bodies.

from wikipedia on intersexuality


So no shocker that a vagina is essentially a retracted penis.

Someone call Bobby Mitchell, stat!

[Mikey]

Originally Posted by lalalemon

i always hate that stretchy sticky stuff. ew.

i can't get that line out of me head.

[Calypso]

Originally Posted by Grapist

All I know is if it smells like fish, there's a problem.

How horrible of you!!! Obviously you mean sea kitten!

[Bebe]

Originally Posted by jorjo

Awesome. I was just talking about all this stuff last night. I got an app for my touch for my "cycle" so I'll know when it's ok to be a crazy, paranoid, angry, jealous, mean, fucked up bitch before someone else tells me.

Anyway, it has a "tips" section where women are asking all sorts of questions like "My cervix is high in the morning and low in the evening - which measurement should I take?" and "My cervix feels high and soft. What does this mean?" I was all like - "how the fuck do you know?" I'm pretty sure I've never touched mine to know how far in it is. /shrug

Does anyone else think the cervix looks like the head of a penis? Or have I just not seen enough penises yet and I'm imaging them everywhere?

Back up the bus....you have an ipod touch??? Cooooooool

And the penis is just an extroverted vagina, so technically the penis looks like the tip of the cervix