Worst Alcohol youve bought

[Rhian]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

if you think smirnoff ice is beer than fucking a tranny will be the same as fucking a girl to you.

I love you Junks.

I love good tequila, gin, vodka, the hard shots, but I do nurse them. I'm still a wine girl. And I didn't know smirnoff ice was different in America. However, still, I wouldn't class it as beer.

[Uncast]

If it doesn't have hops, it's not beer. Water, barley, hops and yeast. That's beer. Smirnoff Ice is made with a malt base and there is also yeast to introduce sugars to become alcohol but the hops are blatantly missing. So no, a malt beverage is not a beer.

Back to the topic, worst alcohol I've ever had was Old Grand-dad Bourbon Whiskey. A friend of ours back in the day loved it. I needed something closer to Maker's Mark if I was going to enjoy bourbon.

[fluxquanta]

Sobieski Vanilla. Sobieski is a decent cheap vodka, but the vanilla was horrendous.

[Station]

I didn't buy it, but I had cotton candy vodka at a friends house once. Best and worst tasting puke I've ever experienced, plus every time I burped for like three days it tasted like a circus. We ended up calling it clown juice.

[John Galt]

Buy a bottle of cheap vodka. Buy a jar of pickled ginger. Put two tablespoons of pickled ginger in the vodka. Leave it alone for two weeks. Buy ginger ale. Mix the ginger vodka with the ginger ale over ice. Swoon.

[lindasuperlinda]

Try Wild Blue. Its a blueberry flavored beer. Tastes good, I drink three and Im good. It's 8% alcohol as opposed to the normal 5% others beers are, usually.

[fluxquanta]

Originally Posted by lindasuperlinda

Try Wild Blue. Its a blueberry flavored beer. Tastes good, I drink three and Im good. It's 8% alcohol as opposed to the normal 5% others beers are, usually.

I thought that stuff was fucking terribad.

[netqueen33]

Hi,

Worst drink was my addiction to Allen's 100 ginger brandy. Had a kick going down & you thought you were fine A short while later, kaboom! On your ass. Memory left me more times than I care to remember after a night with Allen's.

The bikers at a bar I hung out at even stopped drinking it cuz it fucked them up too much - talk about a testimonial.

Don't try this at home...

Cathy

[The Gunner]

Originally Posted by netqueen33

Hi,

Blah, Blah, Blah.

Cathy

Fuck you.

Welcome to the forums. (Remember when we used to do that, folks?)

Sleep, you have to approach drinking as if you were a 12 year old girl. Go with the bullshit drinks for now. Bumwine might actually work for you and wine is respectable amongst mixed company. If that is not an option, do shots (quick and to the point) or cider. There are some pretty good ciders out there and are about the same level as beer on the drink scale. You're not gonna be sipping scotch on the rocks straight off the bat, so don't expect that.

To answer the stated question, the worst booze I've bought is Thunderbird. It's the ultimate bumwine and will turn your mouth black if you drink too much of it. Seriously, take my word on that and don't try it.

The worst booze I've ever had was the infamous Rumquela that cheese pioneered. That motherfucker.

[Junkenstein]

Rumquela?

Please tell me more.