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Old 04-03-2009, 04:52 AM   #21 (permalink)
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You're talking to a trucker from Poughkeepsie with a smeggy cock, but create whatever fantasy you want.
i figured the same at first, but its been over 2 hours, and we have not talked about anything sexual, and they seem to be legit, so whatever
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Old 04-03-2009, 04:55 AM   #22 (permalink)
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i figured the same at first, but its been over 2 hours, and we have not talked about anything sexual, and they seem to be legit, so whatever
So innocent, so young. That's how they get you. They entice you with small talk, then all of a sudden, your ass has a cock in it. Happens in a flash.

/speaks from experience

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Old 04-03-2009, 05:00 AM   #23 (permalink)
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So innocent, so young. That's how they get you. They entice you with small talk, then all of a sudden, your ass has a smeggy cock in it. Happens in a flash.

/speaks from experience
so far we have just been talking about her going to college
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Old 04-03-2009, 05:03 AM   #24 (permalink)
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so far we have just been talking about her going to college
Next thing, you'll have a cock in your ass. Trust me.

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Old 04-03-2009, 05:04 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 04-03-2009, 05:23 AM   #26 (permalink)
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This site is crazy.

Stranger: Hi
You: Ahoy!
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Old 04-03-2009, 05:31 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I have a feeling that I and /b/ will destroy this site.

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Old 04-03-2009, 05:41 AM   #28 (permalink)
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i think that you fuckers are messing this up for me they disconnect when i say ahoy
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Old 04-03-2009, 06:04 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ahoy
Stranger: chips ahoy
Stranger: whats up
You: nothing
You: another day, another dollar
Stranger: are u from Papu new Guinea
You: Dallas, Texas, USA
Stranger: oh ok
You: And you?
Stranger: male or female
You: Male
Stranger: i am from Christchurch
Stranger: u know wheres that
You: I have zero clues.
Stranger: New Zealand
You: Cool.
You: What time is it there?
Stranger: have you been here
Stranger: 3 am
You: It's 5AM here I just woke up. I'm goign to assume you havent' been to bed yet.
Stranger: no sir i havent,have my duty in about an hour or so
You: No I've never been to another country.
Stranger: you got up so early?
You: I went to bed early randomly.
Stranger: So what do you do?
You: I'm unemployed at the moment. I'm normally a Server Administrator.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: alright
Stranger: I work at the Airport as the Petrol Inspector
Stranger: see yea then .
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Old 04-03-2009, 06:12 AM   #30 (permalink)
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hajeez. so so annoying, yet compulsive...
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