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Old 09-11-2007, 04:30 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 09-11-2007, 05:07 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Speaking from experience, it most certainly does -- they are the first thing to "balloon". (How much they blossom depends on the person.)
OMG! "Ballooned" would not even come close to the growth I experienced! And for you guys that don't know any better yet... they get EVEN BIGGER when the baby is born & the milk is flowing!

I will never forget the first time Mr. DaH & I went out after having my first baby... I have never seen so many men (& women for that matter) blatently stare at my chest before. I saved that shirt for posterity's sake. It never fit the same after I stopped breastfeeding.

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Say whatevs about Xtina. She's certainly above the tabloidiarrhea, and lives a much more private life than most of our current crop of pop-tarts. Plus, that voice of hers kicks much ass; and she can bring it live as well.

It ain't called "whore dignity," it's called poise. The celebutards could learn a hell of a lot from her.
Ah... you love her don't you?

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Old 09-11-2007, 06:44 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I like how Christina always has a look of whore dignity. Suck dicks and be proud!
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Something you're familiar with of course.
Sometimes the truth isn't so much funny as it is sobering.
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Old 09-11-2007, 07:05 PM   #14 (permalink)
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On such a great topic..

Ladies, you don't need to get knocked up to get bigger boobs. Available now from Japan... F-CUP COOKIES!

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Old 09-11-2007, 07:15 PM   #15 (permalink)
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What the fuck is wrong with Japan? I don't mean that in some abstract way. I want a scientific study done to find out what is wrong with them. I guess this is no crazier than their last fifty million ridiculous bullshits, but I think they finally broke me.
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:34 PM   #16 (permalink)
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What the fuck is wrong with Japan? I don't mean that in some abstract way. I want a scientific study done to find out what is wrong with them. I guess this is no crazier than their last fifty million ridiculous bullshits, but I think they finally broke me.
Not just Japan, my friend - Been to Crystal Mall in Metrotown ever? It's the Chinamen, too. The fuck. I swear it's like something freakish and pink with sparkles and hentai threw up over the entire place.

However I've never gotten into Japan since I grewed up, there's something mentally fucked there thinking that 50 years old guys are reading and getting aroused, stuffed into subway trains with "Sailor Moon". Yeesh.

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Yes - no, I see that one. I want *MORE* - real life non celeb examples, 'twas what I was getting at.
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Old 09-13-2007, 04:19 AM   #17 (permalink)
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You from Vancouver? I have been to the Crystal Mall; my chinese roommate infiltrated me. It's weird being the only white guy in a restaurant. It was like a little tiny chinese vacation.
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Old 09-13-2007, 07:46 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2007, 03:10 PM   #19 (permalink)
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You from Vancouver? I have been to the Crystal Mall; my chinese roommate infiltrated me. It's weird being the only white guy in a restaurant. It was like a little tiny chinese vacation.
Surrey, but that still counts and it's an entirely different kind of Asian every time I walk into that place I feel like I'm walking into an oddball Gulliver Travels, I thank god for it, though - without that I'd never have my hacked nintendo DS card with the worlds worst Engrish instructions.

Anyway, to be on topic, I think the only reason chinese don't have that is most of the women just baloon to 300 lbs to get big tittays.

Nothing tastier than flat pancake tittays! Margaret Cho FTW
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Old 09-15-2007, 05:10 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Good baby jesus, there's another update.

Here she is, good god I'd have that woman every which way INCLUDING loose.

Just... YUM. Luckiest. Baby. Ever.
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