You know you've overdosed on Keith and The Girl when...

[captn_jack]

when your girlfriend knows every wednesday she has to suck you off no matter how bad of a mood she is in.

when you stress out all day long about keith having lunch with chemda's mom

[smallnorth]

Originally Posted by jwdd27

You automatically subtract 5 hours from the time to get NY time - is it too early for a show???

You click "refresh" on the Forums just in case someone has posted in the 1 minute you've been on. Then when no-one has posted, so you post a message so that there'll be a response.

You memorise everything that's ever been on the Forums and persecute people who re-post stuff like that fucking clip of the naked woman magician pulling handkerchiefs out of her pussy.

Wow. I didn't realise how much it upset you. I'll go and make a time machine now.

[ElleJ]

Originally Posted by jesikat

and worse, when bringing up a KATG moment - slickly trying to slip it into conversation as to NOT call attention that it was from KATG - and my boyfriend says "What? Did CHEMDA tell you that?!"

Yes!! My boyfriend says the same exact thing. He listens to the show sometimes, but doesn't have the obsessive problem that I have with it. It's nice to hear someone else has the same "problem" haha

[Friz]

Originally Posted by jwdd27

that fucking clip of the naked woman magician pulling handkerchiefs out of her pussy.

Um....s'cuse me? Gotta link?

[smallnorth]

Originally Posted by Friz

Um....s'cuse me? Gotta link?

I have, but I dare not post incase jwdd27 gets upset

Just had another thought, fuck jwdd27...

http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/1JwtmHDE933261Tnb

[william]

When your wife wants you to remember to do something and says,

"Can't you put a reminder on that Keith and the Girl forum? You're on it all the time"

(True story - happened this morning. And I can't remember what it is I'm supposed to do )

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by william

When your wife wants you to remember to do something and says,

"Can't you put a reminder on that Keith and the Girl forum? You're on it all the time"

(True story - happened this morning. And I can't remember what it is I'm supposed to do )

Tell your wife to send me a note, and I will post it for her, for you.

[Rhian]

Originally Posted by william

When your wife wants you to remember to do something and says,

"Can't you put a reminder on that Keith and the Girl forum? You're on it all the time"

(True story - happened this morning. And I can't remember what it is I'm supposed to do )

You need to make more stickies.

[Cubby]

Originally Posted by Gunderling

Official KATG Re-Post Police/Curmudgeon

This is my favorite new title for anyone. Anything that has the word "curmudgeon" in it gets a gold star.

This post is 100 away from a glorious milestone in my post-count. I can't wait.

[jesikat]

Originally Posted by captn_jack

when you stress out all day long about keith having lunch with chemda's mom

i'm not the only one!!!


I totally looked at the clock around lunchtime and wondered how everything was going...