YOU'RE INVITED: Happy Birthday Sparrow

[Sparrow]

i've always shamelessly taken--from the very first day and culminating in an orgasmic display of sparks and glitter on the 28th--the entire month of March to celebrate my birthday. apparently turning 28 ON the 28th is a thing, so i'm doing it pretty hard.





what i want most in the world, my loves, this year is you





that's right. my little heart desires to see this community en masse and whip it into a frothy sexy steamy mess. here's the hitch, i have fallen far short of being able to come here at this end of the line times. so, before my hope falls to the floor, i'm reaching out.

the /chat crowd and myself are hosting a chat party this WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13th to raise funds. boobs. booze. bong ripz. no pants.

TWEET IT

"what this for, birds?"

gosh, all kinds of things!

to subsidize the UN of Boobs
get danny laid
drugs
shots
food
travel
public transport
misc keith and the girl

"what do /i/ get?"

*an evening of NSFW online shenanigans!
*my visage and joie de vivre at all KATG related events during april 15th week
(unless my mouth is hugging one of you)
*and a sampler!
like this one i'm working on for our good and dear friend lanfear for dropping the first penny in the pig:


or this deluxe dinosaur!



i would be pleased as punch for y'all to join in the funs and help a little bird get her birthday wishes. i love you more than peaches.

where: katg.com/chat
when: WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13th

paypal: commonsparrow@gmail.com