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Your Birthday
When it's your birthday do you like to celebrate with a big party or a small private affair?
I'm asking this because I was getting a birthday card for my mom and some were quite bawdy while others were more sedate. I like a small affair party wise but I want lots of cards. |
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Mainly because I'm a miserable cunt. Quote:
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I hate birthdays. I don't even celebrate my own.
I've never been sure if it's some subconscious fear if growing old or that I don't want to let a number dictate my life and actions. An example being that I can remember being a kid and seeing commercials with "old" people wearing sweater vests eating bran flakes. I don't want to be that guy. I woke up the other day and had cookie dough ice cream for breakfast. I'm not going to change who I am because I achieved some milestone in age. Congrats, I survived this long being who I am and now it's time to change that. Nope. Not gonna happen. It's just another day in my book. I can't tell you what your mom is into. Last edited by Paraquat; 05-28-2013 at 10:28 PM. |
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My only rules are:
I never go to work on my birthday. (never went to school either) I wanna get laid (nothing "special" like rose petals or hour long eat outs, just a nice fucking) I want to go out to eat and get drunk. I prefer a small amount of people around me. It's not really an "it's all about me day" thing, more like an excuse to party. |
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