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12-24-2008, 10:07 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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i was fourteen, extremely nervous, probably because i used to have no self esteem or confidence. so it was very awkward...
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12-24-2008, 10:32 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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I was 16, December 30th 1999. First girlfriend and it ended up lasting a year. We were talking about her coming over for New Years, how her uncle thought the world was going to end when it hit 2000... Then kissing happened.
It was pretty awesome and perfect. Now I sit here alone on Christmas eve typing in a forum. *sigh* |
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12-24-2008, 10:34 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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8th grade. My Dad and I hunted at this farmers place out of town. One weekend his granddaughter who was a sophomore in high school. Gave me this note that she liked me one night before we left. The next weekend, I skipped the hunting part and stayed up at the farm house to help her with her chores. We kissed up in the hay loft of the barn.
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12-24-2008, 10:38 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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Second grade during recess. Funny thing is I ran into the girl a year and a half ago while eating sushi with some friends. She remembered going to school with me but I doubt she remembers planting one on me on the playground. Good times, good times...
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12-24-2008, 10:38 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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I was 14, on vacation with my best friend and her family, and her brother's best friend was there too. At some point, her brother's best friend and I were bored and alone in a room, so we started making out. We fucked around the whole weekend, insulting each other the whole time. That weekend was also the first time I smoked pot, the first time I ever gave a handjob and the first time I stole anything. We also cut ourselves and licked each other's wounds and smeared the blood around and dry humped like crazy.
After we got back, I found out that he had a boyfriend who was threatening to find me and kick my ass. I loled. He was a really good kisser, and had the most awesome fire-red pubes I've ever seen.
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Why just kiss when you can smear your blood on eachother? |
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I was 12, the boy was someone I went to school with who was my neighbour, we went for regular walks together after school to walk his dog. One day he kissed me. We never really talked about it, I didn't really like him that way.
My first really passionate making-out-omg-I-want-to-get-naked-with-you was Jacob Stanley. He was super cool, he had two rats called Candy and Floss which were sooooo cute. I was madly in love with him as only a 13 yo can be. We dated for a few weeks over the summer break between grade school and high school, then we broke up when school started. I was heartbroken.
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12-25-2008, 01:05 AM | #20 (permalink) |
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It was awkward as all hell. I was 17 and a mate and i just dropped my first g/f off after her coming to our band practice. He waited in the car while i walked her to her front door, we kinda looked at each other like retarded children then nervously went in for the kiss.
Usual first kiss stuff i guess. |
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