Your First Kiss

Mainiac · 12-25-2008, 01:31 AM

I was 16. I spent the day at my girlfriend's house, she was 18 and hot. We were in her living room and she just sat in my lap and planted a long, hot, wet tongue kiss on me. It was so warm and wet and her breasts were pressed into my chest and she smelled so good. It was intense. We dated a while and I lost my viginity with her.

BlueNote · 12-25-2008, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Bob-Diesel

I doubt she remembers planting one on me on the playground. Good times, good times...

Ask her about it. A girl never forgets her first kiss

ihatethesooners · 12-25-2008, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueNote

Band nerd love is the best

Word. My first kiss was on a band trip in 8th grade. The final marching band contest of the year. It was, ironically, on the campus of the University of Oklahoma, under this huge oak tree just to the east of the stadium. The tree is still there, at least, it was the last time I was on OU's campus.

Side note, but whatever; my first blowjob was my Sophomore year of high school. The girl was a freshman in the band. She went down on me in the back of her mom's Cavalier, while her mom was driving us back from Oktoberfest. Seriously. Her mom was two feet away while she was giving me my first hummer. I was way to horned up to realize at the time just how goddamn ballsy that was of both of us. It was the first of many backseat blowjobs during that year of school.

Calypso · 12-25-2008, 03:37 AM

Band chicks rock... but LOW BRASS chicks rock HARD. Just sayin'.

BlueNote · 12-25-2008, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Calypso

Band chicks rock... but LOW BRASS chicks rock HARD. Just sayin'.

I suppose... that's just because they're always trying to be one of the guys BUT who really cares

(Hi, I play clarinet)

m0o0op · 12-25-2008, 04:01 AM

heh, you blow on an instrument that's vaguely similar in dimensions and appearance to a dick. hehheh.

Bob-Diesel · 12-25-2008, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueNote

Ask her about it. A girl never forgets her first kiss

I haven't really seen her a lot since running into her. I suppose I could send a myspace or facebook msg to her, but she has a boyfriend now and I'm not sure how well that would go over, haha

bankyanks · 12-25-2008, 09:23 AM

My first kiss was when I was 14. It was a Halloween Street Party and i was dressed in elmo pj's. It was also the first time I'd ever drank heavily. So after telling the boy approximatly 734843 times that I'd never kissed a boy before we kissed. Then I vomited on his shoes.

Luckily he was sober and nice enough to take me back to my friends and never speak to me again. I for one am happy.

roxymodest · 12-25-2008, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueNote

Band nerd love is the best

you said it :P

roxymodest · 12-25-2008, 10:17 AM

my first kiss was with a high school senior, and i was a sophomore at the time. he was being really flirty the whole time we were at the club, touchy feely and all that...then it happened, tongue and all

first kiss, first official hook up for me...wasn't the best kiss, he was slobbery and drunk so -- erk. but still, a first

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Mainiac Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 75	I was 16. I spent the day at my girlfriend's house, she was 18 and hot. We were in her living room and she just sat in my lap and planted a long, hot, wet tongue kiss on me. It was so warm and wet and her breasts were pressed into my chest and she smelled so good. It was intense. We dated a while and I lost my viginity with her.
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Calypso Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Covington, Louisiana Posts: 220	Band chicks rock... but LOW BRASS chicks rock HARD. Just sayin'.
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bankyanks Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Australian bitch. Posts: 14	My first kiss was when I was 14. It was a Halloween Street Party and i was dressed in elmo pj's. It was also the first time I'd ever drank heavily. So after telling the boy approximatly 734843 times that I'd never kissed a boy before we kissed. Then I vomited on his shoes. Luckily he was sober and nice enough to take me back to my friends and never speak to me again. I for one am happy.
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roxymodest Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Manila, Philippines (y'know the south of Spain) Posts: 490	my first kiss was with a high school senior, and i was a sophomore at the time. he was being really flirty the whole time we were at the club, touchy feely and all that...then it happened, tongue and all first kiss, first official hook up for me...wasn't the best kiss, he was slobbery and drunk so -- erk. but still, a first
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