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Oh jeez. I was 14 and I had a pic of my lips in my phone. This dude in my History class went through my phone and then sent me a text saying when I'm I gonna kiss those lips. It was corny I know but I was 14. The next morning we went to the infamous "back hallway" in my school and we made out for five minutes. It was the worst thing ever, he didn't know what to do. He was practically spitting in my mouth. After we pulled apart he said feel anything? I said no, pick up my backpack and went to class. At least I know what not to do.
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I jus' wanna say, my mom did. Looooooool.
As for me, it was in March of last year, behind the movie theater in a smelly back-alley.... With my best guy friend at the time. Talk about awkward! That was also the same day for the first time a guy ever touched my boobs. |
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I was 10 just got done playing a baseball game and this girl I was "dating" decided we needed to take it to the next level so we kissed, tongue and all and boy was it weird. I was 10. I never looked back after that tho.
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Way older than I should have been, missed and kissed her eye. I whispered that I was sorry she whispered back that it was okay. She then took the lead, during the kiss she started to thrust herself into my, then now, rock hard cock. Also, it happened on a NYC subway platform... so we had an audience. It was so awkward and embarrassing that time space collapsed in on itself creating a black hole of embarrassment, making the experience not only the most awkward thing that happened to me but the most awkward thing that happened to anyone else that saw the event.
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