Your "Official Top 5 KATG Fans You're Allowed to Sleep With" List

[jmac]

Originally Posted by punk'n

1. Latta- we could listen to morrissey and the cure and hope that it's raining and then we could cry when it's over.
2. Jmac
3. Does that chick from Merit count as a fan? Cos I want her on my list.

That's all I can think of for now...I still have 2 spots open for later!

4. Roxymodest
5. Sparrow rounds out my list. Done and done.

I definitely need to find a weekend to roadtrip to KC...

[Cart Horse]

Originally Posted by lattaland

Five is too limited.

Hell, there are at least 5 objects in this room I wanna bang.

LOL

[punk'n]

Originally Posted by jmac

I definitely need to find a weekend to roadtrip to KC...

Originally Posted by lattaland

I am in a "traditional" marriage whereas my wife is so square and old fashioned, she believes we should not "sleep with other people". I doubt I'm all that "allowed" to sleep with any of you, I'd do it all the same.
Aunt Helen: Aunt Helen is a colleague,and wonderful artist, but what gets me revved is that shapely butt from riding a bike all over hippytown USA. Numeric score 8.2
Punk'N: Oh sure, we woulda been great friends, and you woulda even told me all your sexual exploits involving skinheads and head punches, all the time I woulda been bitter that it wasn't me getting that sweet trim. Numeric score 8.5
AiNE: Rubenesque curves will be the death of me, especially when they are belonging to a girl too young to ever have any reason in the world to be in the same room as me, unless of course that room was "Forever 21", and still, that'd be creepy. Numeric score 8.9
Sparrow: Uh, this won't make things awkward between us, right?
Jameria Sorry white girls, you ever hear "Baby Got Back"? You never had a chance. Numeric score 10.0

I agree with all of this.

[lattaland]

Originally Posted by punk'n

I agree with all of this.

Believe it, baby.

[Sparrow]

I'm going to assume my score is so incredible it can't possibly be expressed in arabic numerals--and yes, it does make it weird. I'm gonna have to ask you keep a ten foot distance at all times when you visit.

[TeddyPicker]

Originally Posted by lattaland

I am in a "traditional" marriage whereas my wife is so square and old fashioned, she believes we should not "sleep with other people". I doubt I'm all that "allowed" to sleep with any of you, I'd do it all the same.
Aunt Helen: Aunt Helen is a colleague,and wonderful artist, but what gets me revved is that shapely butt from riding a bike all over hippytown USA. Numeric score 8.2
Punk'N: Oh sure, we woulda been great friends, and you woulda even told me all your sexual exploits involving skinheads and head punches, all the time I woulda been bitter that it wasn't me getting that sweet trim. Numeric score 8.5
AiNE: Rubenesque curves will be the death of me, especially when they are belonging to a girl too young to ever have any reason in the world to be in the same room as me, unless of course that room was "Forever 21", and still, that'd be creepy. Numeric score 8.9
Sparrow: Uh, this won't make things awkward between us, right?
Jameria Sorry white girls, you ever hear "Baby Got Back"? You never had a chance. Numeric score 10.0

God damnit. I knew getting fat and having a boyfriend would knock me off this list.
Meh, I can still dream. Sweet sweet cake induced dreams....

[gumby013]

Originally Posted by TeddyPicker

God damnit. I knew getting fat and having a boyfriend would knock me off this list.
Meh, I can still dream. Sweet sweet cake induced dreams....

You're not on my "not list." Which means you are on my "yes list"!

[TeddyPicker]

Originally Posted by lattaland

First off, put on the weight. I like child birthin' hips.

Second, this is just my first list.
I noticed a few over-sites, including you and your child birthin' hips.*

* which were, little to your knowledge,drawn on the cover of avatards!

I'm from good Long Island Jew stock, I could pop out quadruplets before dinner.

:O REALLY?! I wanted to get a copy, can I still???

[TeddyPicker]

Originally Posted by lattaland

I couldn't give anyone that much of my spotlight.

Not even your favourite KATG girl?

[lattaland]

Originally Posted by TeddyPicker

Not even your favourite KATG girl?

To quote the aforementioned Morrissey, "You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby".

PS happy birthday.