Bottoms Up with Hennessy

Hennessy attempts to bring to light some of the reasons he and Chemda split up. Mutual friend of Chemda and Hennessy, and KATG audience-member Jordan Tierney asks some questions and keeps Hennessy's babbling in check.

NYC based performer, bike-messenger, debatable Hawaiian, reluctant straight-white-male and proud husband of The Girl navigates his physical and mental transition with his closest male friends.

May Wilkerson guest-hosts this episode with Hennessy as they count up to the bottom-five Hollywood roles portraying people of color - played by white people...ever.

Hennessy counts up to the bottom 5 improv-experiences with comic & co-host of 'Your Love, Our Musical', Rebecca Vigil!

Hennessy and his friends read from his most private teen-moments.

Lauren and Emmy count up to the bottom 5 sexual experiences of comic and self-proclaimed manwhore: Billy Procida. @laurenhennessy @emeraldgritty @thebillyprocida Leave your love at KATG.com/bottomsup

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 5 holidays. Ever. With guest, Xerxes. @EmeraldGritty @laurenhennessy @notlife Aren't holidays the best? Aren't they just the worst though? Bless their hearts. We searched our hearts and holiday spirits to find the crap of the crop. Leave your love at KATG.com/bottomsup

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 5 things about our friend, Xerxes' daughter Zoe. With guest, Xerxes. @EmeraldGritty @LaurenHennessy @NotLife Not only can having a child be one of the most rewarding things in the world, it can also be one of the most annoying. We ask our good friend Xerxes about the bottom 5 things about his kid. Leave your love at KATG.com/bottomsup

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 5 pizza-toppings. Ever. Fish pizza is more Hawaiian than Hawaiian pizza. Sausage on Grindr is better than sausage on pizza. Pizza can be a way of tricking yourself into eating healthy food! & More! Leave your love at KATG.com/bottomsup

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 5 things about New Orleans. Ever. With guest, Aldo. 10 years after Henny visited New Orleans, Aldo & Emmy went together on vaycay. Between stores selling brand new nigga-mammy figurines to fake psychics & bar-brawls, here are their worst experiences around the French Quarter. Emmy & Aldo get gypped by a fake gypsy & Hennessy pees himself. From bar brawls to racist flight attendants, Hurricanes arent the only bad thing about New Orleans Too soon. Leave your love at KATG.com/bottomsup

(Use code: HENNY for $5 off premium content to listen! KATG.com/BottomsUp) Lauren Hennessy joins comedians Dan Hirshon and Micah Sherman - in Micah's living room to count-up to the bottom 5 things about working on their album, John Rodgers: Idiot

Lauren and cohost Emmy count up to the bottom 5 things about Chemda and Lauren's wedding. Both of them. With guest, Libby Phillips. Lauren lays low on this one as Libby & Emmy count up to the bottom 5 moments about Chemda & Lauren's wedding. Ever. A half-hour jam packed with giggles and insults. Witness Lauren hearing about/experiencing the Rachel Dolezal story FOR THE FIRST TIME. Libby was tricked into being our slave for 10 hours when her shift was supposed to be only one. Emmy & Libby were told they were Chemda's bridesmaids...the day of the wedding. Chemda will be a Bridezilla so long as her wedding dress fits. Lauren denied Libby coffee on her 1.5 year "sober-versary," & also: Hawaii is fuckin' far. Real fuckin' far. All that & Chemda Quivers acting as defense attorney to the Hennessys!

5 of the 12 signs of the Zodiac are pure shit. Emmy takes the lead on this episode as she berates millions upon millions - probably billions - of people around the word. And Libras are the best. Guess what sign Emmy is...

Lauren and cohost Emmy count up to the bottom 5 things about being in a comedy duo. Ever. With comedy duo Andrea Allan and Emily Lubin and of course, Chemda Quivers. Andrea and Emily renew their comedy duo vows, Emmy learned to "just accept Lauren" in their abusive relationship and Chemda reveals the toughest thing about being in a comedy duo with the co-host of Keith and The Girl, Keith Malley.

Lauren and cohost Emmy count up to the bottom 5 things about being a woman. Ever. With guest: Libby Phillips and Chemda Quivers. Women are too distracting, oppression has made them bitches and Lauren is always, ALWAYS wrong. And also rape 'n stuff.

Lauren and cohost Emmy count up to the bottom 5 things about being a man. Ever. Lauren has Danny on a show about men while he girls-out with Emmy and Chemda Quivers. I tried.

Lauren and cohost Emmy count up to their bottom 10 physical accidents. Ever. With guest: Writer, teacher, philosopher and vegan, Steven Warekh. Lauren and Emmy fall through a glass window, Chemda twists her ankle at the peak of her workout regimen and Steven has a beautiful brand new face complete with titanium plates!

When involved in a miscommunication, Lauren asks a deaf person where the poop is in sign language, Chemda spoils the magic of Halloween for her landlord and Libby praises a man with a tumor and has an awkward sexual encounter.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 celebs of the year. With US Weekly's Peter Grossman. US Weeklys Peter Grossman counts up to the bottom 10 celebs of the year with HennEmmy. Is Gwyneth Paltrow really a cunt or is she just making us think that shes one? Peter and Emmy duke it out over the Kimye wedding. Beware of the fappening. Lauren is educated on the definition of fappening, which ends up being kind of what it sounds like. Amanda Bynes aint all that anymore and Lauren pitches a sitcom to Peter where Lauren and Emmy star as Britney Spears and Amanda Bynes, the the aforementioned troubled-stars playing their best-friends. And finally! Joan Rivers would have laughed at the way she died.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to their bottom 10 moments getting high. Ever. With Chemda Quivers. Lauren & Emmy count up to their bottom 10 getting high, along with Chemda. Emmy makes the decision to finally try marijuana and coincidentally finds a bag of weed sitting outside her dorm the same day. Chemda has to physically push down on her head to keep from getting too high after taking 'Green Dragon' on Fire Island. Lauren was screamed at by Lauryn Hill while tripping in a forest on mushrooms.

Lauren & Emmy count up to their bottom 10 homework assignments along with Chemda Quivers. In this episode, Chemda reveals how she outsourced her Spanish homework for a pretty penny, Emmy couldn't finish her history paper because history never ends, and Lauren wrote a beautiful story that someone else did too. All that and MATH!

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 moments spent crying in public. Ever. With guest, actor Chloe Hooton. With Chemda Quivers.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 scams. Ever. With Chemda Quivers. Chemda almost got talked into paying for a fake credit card, Emmy got gypped by a Bhuddist monk in Time Square and Lauren paid for his girlfriend's abortion! Find out who the bigger sucker is in this episode of Bottoms Up With Hennessy where we count up to the bottom 10 scams...ever.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 names. Ever.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to their bottom 10 dreams. Ever. With guests, Keith and The Girl, Andrea Allan, Liam McEneaney, Danny Hatch and Xerxes.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to their bottom 10 panic attacks. Ever.

Lauren starts an impromptu Bottoms Up during the 38-Hour Marathon with co-host, Chemda. Guests Michael Khalili and bearded-comedians Chris Laker, Chris Garner, and Jake Hart count up to their bottom 10 puking experiences. Ever.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 ways of communicating. Ever.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 things about being an adult. Ever.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to their bottom 10 auditions. Ever. With guests, actors Sarah Matteucci (http://www.SarahMatteucci.com), and Kim Gainer (http://www.tinyurl.com/KimGainer).

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 things about moving. Ever.

Lauren and co-host Chemda count up to their bottom 10 dating flops. Ever. With guest, Andrea Allan.

Lauren and co-host Chemda count up to the bottom 10 types of candy. Ever. With guest, Jordan Tierney.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 Halloween costumes. Ever. With guest, Chemda.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 sounds. Ever.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to their bottom 10 broke-ass moments. Ever. With guests Adam Spiegelman and Danny Hatch.

Lauren and co-campers Chemda, Dee, Jess, Emily, Nathanael, Xerxes, Jordan and Libby count up to the bottom 10 things about their group camping trip. Ever.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 things about college. Ever.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 fancy foods. Ever.

Lauren and substitute co-hosts Keith and Chemda count up to the bottom 10 alcohol-related moments. Ever. With guest, Katharine Heller.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to their bottom 10 performance moments. Ever.

Lauren and cohost Emmy count up to their bottom 10 teachers. Ever. With guest, Xerxes.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 things about NYC. Ever. With guest, Chemda.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to their bottom 10 family moments. Ever.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 things they've said to someone. Ever.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 things to gift a lover. Ever.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 things said to them. Ever.

Lauren and co-host Emmy count up to the bottom 10 tattoos. Ever.