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Ten Minute Mess
Andrea Allan & Emily Lubin are two New York City Comedians and world class train wrecks. These ladies are the hosts of weekly comedy podcast "The Hot Mess Comedy Hour" and they are now bringing their sass to the Keith and The Girl Network. "Ten Minute Mess" is a video aftershow where the ladies play games, shoote the shite and get goofy with their guests.

80: Ten Minute Mess with Andrea and Emily

Posted: 11/15/2017
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This week we are continuing the gurl talk segment from last week. Is it OK for your boyfriend to like other girls pictures constantly? Are we living in a patriarchy where sexuality is a twisted mix of pedophilia and rape? Was that too far? Doubt it. These ladies need to learn the truth as soon as possible and Andrea and Emily are ready to tell it.

79: Ten Minute Mess with Andrea and Emily

Posted: 11/8/2017
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This week we are doing some girl talk, or should I say gurl talk with Andrea and Emily. The ladies start off by recounting the accidental clubbing excursion they went on and then do rapid fire answers to advice questions posted on the website gurl.com. This site is shockingly not a porn site but a site for teenage girls to learn about life. Andrea and Emily are influencing the minds of tomorrow, terrifying.

78: Ten Minute Mess with Jo Firestone

Posted: 10/25/2017
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This week Andrea and Emily are joined by the delightful Jo Firestone. The ladies find out fairly quickly into the episode the Jo hates cats..... which is awkward because they had a LOT of cat pictures to show her. Jo soldiers on and plays the cat dating game, holding her vomit back, she selects the best cat life partner she can.
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77: The Ten Minute Mess with Andrea and Emily

Posted: 10/4/2017
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This week Andrea and Emily ponder some of their relationship deal breakers. The ladies review a list of some more off color quirks and decide whether or not it would make them walk away from a partner. What is your deal breaker dear listener?

76: Ten Minute Mess with Panty Pigs

Posted: 9/29/2017
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This week Andrea and Emily are sharing the fun things they discovered on a website for selling used panties. Turns out the men who buy woman's underwear come in all shapes and sizes. Most of them insane, some of them elderly and some of them just looking to have a good time.

75: Ten Minute Mess with A Bunch Of Balloons

Posted: 9/20/2017
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This week the ladies are back together again and they are exploring a new fetish, popping balloons with their butts. Who has the most powerful butt? Does it hurt to pop a balloon with your labia? All these questions are answered.

74: Ten Minute Mess with Alyssa Limperis

Posted: 8/30/2017
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This week the ladies set up the match up of the century, Emily vs. Alyssa Limperis in the calorie counting war. Andrea gives a list of foods and both the ladies guess the exact caloric amount of each food. Only one lady can come out victorious.
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73: Ten Minute Mess with Jackie Kashian

Posted: 8/23/2017
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This week the ladies hang with comedian and chicken enthusiast, Jackie Kaishan. Andrea and Emily created some chicken themed dating profiles for Jackie and she weighs in on which chicken she would date, I mean eat, I mean date....
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72: Ten Minute Mess with Anthony DeVito

Posted: 8/16/2017
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This week the ladies hang out with the spider king himself Anthony DeVito. The ladies made up some unconventional snacks when they were stoned the night before and now Anthony is here to witness Andrea taste test them. Who else in this biz has the balls to eat bodega bought clams?
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71: Ten Minute Mets

Posted: 7/26/2017
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It's the second edition of the sleep deprived ten minute mess. Andrea and Emily explore a lot of hypothetical situations and eventually land on beastiality and why Met's fans are idiots. Enjoy.
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70: Ten Minute Mess with The Lady and The Peg

Posted: 7/20/2017
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This week it's just sleep deprived duo are back at it again. Andrea and Emily are rolling without a guest but boy do they have fun just the two of them. Let's just say this got a little derailed and Andrea was crying with laughter at one point.
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69: Ten Minute Mess with Janet Hyde

Posted: 7/12/2017
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This week the ladies subject their friend Janet Hyde to some pretty nauseating stuff. Andrea and Emily are doing some gonza food based humor per usual. How many boiled eggs can they fit in their mouths? Does Andrea have a visceral gag reflex with eggs? Can you read poetry when you are going to throw up? These are important questions that we seek to answer. Also, fuck hard boiled eggs from a diner, never again.
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68: Ten Minute Mess with Aminah Imani

Posted: 7/5/2017
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This week the ladies hang out with Aminah Imani. They play a game of tinder live and once again the guest proves that they are way more classy than both the hosts. Aminah sheds some light on how to spot a good man, turns out if he can afford to go to destination weddings, he can afford to treat you right. Take notes people!
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67: Ten Minute Mess with Luisa Dez

Posted: 6/28/2017
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This week the ladies hang out with the fascinating Luisa Dez. They play a game of pictionary which is quickly derailed when Luisa drops some knowledge bombs on them. Turns out Andrea is probably going to be going to a sex party after this episode.
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66: Ten Minute Mess with Amber Rollo

Posted: 6/21/2017
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This week the ladies hang out with Amber Rollo. They play the classic came of Fuck, Marry, Kill but with a twist. Amber is presented with cartoon characters instead of real people. Turns out we think Fern Gully would be shit in bed and getting gang banged by Snap, Cracke and Pop would be something we would all be interested in. We get to know ourselves and each out, what a day.

65: Ten Minute Mess with Neel Nanda

Posted: 6/12/2017
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This week the ladies kick it with their pal from L.A. Neel Nanda. Watch the bonds of friendship strengthen as they play a round of cocky karaoke with Neel. The underdog makes a surprising come-back in this episode, Andrea's rendition of Drops Of Jupiter using the word 'missionary' brings the crowd to their knees.

64: The Ten Minute Mess with Chanel Ali

Posted: 6/7/2017
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This week Andrea and Emily hang out with Chanel Ali and play the game "how much would you have to pay me to fuck this guy". The ladies provide Chanel with some very interesting bachelors and we learn that Chanel has much higher self worth compared to Andrea and Emily. Also, the Danny Devito as the penguin makes everybody barf.

63: The Ten Minute Mess with Anya Volz

Posted: 6/3/2017
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This week Emily and Andrea play the second edition of 'Build A Squad' with their squad member Anya Volz. A lot of consideration is put into this squad, and we laughed a lot about the hypothetical hang between the different types of ladies. As it turns out, none of the ladies know what Rosa Parks looks like.... whoooppssss.

62: The Ten Minute Mess with Chemda

Posted: 5/24/2017
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This week the ladies hang out with the queen herself, CHEMDA! We do a rorschach test on her with some more generic images and then we move into some more leading images. Chemda announces that our best comment on the Forums for Ten Minute Mess will be eligible for a month of free VIP! Get typing people!

61: Ten Minute Mess with Rob Haze

Posted: 5/17/2017
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This week the ladies are shoving things down their pants again. Instead of bags of ice, this time it's bagels. Rob Haze watches and provides comedic commentary while they shove over 6 bags of bagels into their pants. Emily bends the rules but Andrea will let it slide. THIS TIME.
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60: Ten Minute Mess with Greta Titelman

Posted: 5/14/2017
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This week the ladies hang out with their new gal pal Greta Titelman. They play a game of "build a squad", Greta brings her expertise and makes the hard calls in building the best lady gang she can with the options given.
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59: Ten Minute Mess with Nathan Macintosh

Posted: 5/3/2017
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This week Andrea and Emily hang out with newest Canadian in their squad, Nathan Macintosh. They play a game that involves a shot for shot challenge, learning Nathan's views on crib death and seeing Andrea drink 5 glasses of heavy cream.
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58: Ten Minute Mess with Andrea & Emily

Posted: 4/26/2017
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This week Andrea and Emily ask the listeners, ARE YOU THERE??? They also get deep with some philosophical questions and ask the biggest question of all, would anyone even notice if we ate a dead bird on air. You tell us. Seriously. Tell Us.
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57: Ten Minute Mess with Andrea & Emily

Posted: 4/5/2017
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This week on the ladies are flying solo again, but we ain't mad. We play the timeless game of fuck, marry kill but with a twist. Craigslist is involved, I'll tell you that much.
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56: Ten Minute Mess with Santa & The Judge

Posted: 3/29/2017
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Spoiler alert, Andrea simulates fellatio on a the carrot nose of a snowman and shows her bare ass to the camera. Also, Emily in that fuckin wig. I CAN'T WITH THIS.
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55: Ten Minute Mess with Billy Procida

Posted: 3/22/2017
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This week, the ladies hang out with recently heart broken Billy Procida. Billy is fresh out of a breakup and so in true hot mess spirit we decide to take a walk down memory lane to all our worst breakups. MEMORIES.
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54: Ten Minute Mess with Coree Spencer

Posted: 3/15/2017
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This week the ladies wear their inside on the outside and put their guest Coree Spencer to the moral test. Does she bite the apple or play it safe like a fuckin nerd.
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53: Ten Minute Mess with Andrea & Emily

Posted: 3/8/2017
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This week the ladies are flying solo and talking about people in their lives who can go fuck themselves. It gets heated when the subject of Valentine's Day predators comes up.
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52: Ten Minute Mess with Sam Rose

Posted: 2/22/2017
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This week the ladies get sexy with Sam Rose. And by sexy we mean, sex-ed. Can you label all the parts of the vagina? Well we sure as hell can't.
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51: Ten Minute Mess with Tracey Carnazzo

Posted: 2/15/2017
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This week the ladies are joined by straight talking, tatted up, bad bitch Tracey Carnazzo. The ladies challenge each other to a permanent marker tattoo competition and Tracey judges with her VERY discerning eye.
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50: Ten Minute Mess with Mara Marek

Posted: 2/1/2017
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This week, the ladies are joined by raven-haired superwoman Mara Marek. Andrea and Emily selected some potential songs to fuck to, and Mara selects the ultimate fucking playlist. Feel free to use it for some guaranteed freaky, but potentially very awkward and off-putting, BRUTALLY HOT SEX.
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49: Ten Minute Mess with Ray Kump

Posted: 1/25/2017
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This week the ladies play "Tinder Live" with a Hot Mess favorite, Ray Kump. Ray is given some unconventional women to choose from and he explains in his unique way why he would swipe left or right. Spoiler: he rarely swipes left.
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48: Ten Minute Mess with Justy Dodge

Posted: 1/18/2017
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This week the ladies weird Justy Dodge out by having her judge their portrait painting competition. Who was the subject of these portraits you ask? Justy herself. Andrea went a little overboard, some religious icons were used.
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47: Ten Minute Mess with Just Us Again, Bitches

Posted: 1/11/2017
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This week the ladies are down a guest but that's ok because they are talking about fucking dogs. Yes you heard me, dogs. How could this be? Well, you'll just have to watch and see.
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46: Ten Minute Mess with Nick Turner

Posted: 1/4/2017
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The ladies hang with the man, the legend, Mr. Nick Turner. They play an elaborate game of "would you rather." Nick brings his a very fresh take to each scenario.
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45: Ten Minute Mess with Just Us, Hoes

Posted: 12/28/2016
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This week on Ten Minute Mess, Andrea and Emily see who is the ultimate ice queen. How do they do this, you ask? By seeing who can shove more ice down their pants in 10 minutes, of course. This is a test of strength, stamina, endurance, and so on, etc. Ice, Ice, Baby!
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44: Ten Minute Mess with Angela Spera and Laura Lane

Posted: 12/21/2016
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This week the ladies kick it with their new buddies Angela Spera and Laura Lane from "This Is Why You're Single." Andrea and Emily complete the series "Snakes, Gel and Infinite Ribbons" and they use the infinite ribbons as props in a very special way. We introduced Angela and Laura to some very out there sexual fetishes and they gave us their hot take.
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43: Ten Minute Mess with Sober Michael

Posted: 12/14/2016
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This week on Ten Minute Mess, the ladies get ludicrous with Sober Michael. In the second installment of Gel, Snakes, and Infinite Ribbons they make terrible music in an effort to charm a plastic snake. Honestly what a disaster this one is, but hey, they can't all be "conventionally great."
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42: Ten Minute Mess with Wendi Starling

Posted: 12/7/2016
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This week was the first installment of "Snakes, Gel and Infinite Ribbons" with their guest Wendi Starling. Wendi judges the hair gelling challenge that takes 2 full bottles of gel. Yum.
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41: Ten Minute Mess with Michael Cohen

Posted: 11/30/2016
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This week on the Ten Minute Mess the ladies kick it with their friend Michael Cohen. The ladies played Fuck, Marry, Kill using only famous rap stars as their candidates. Turns out Michael and Emily know a lot more about rap than Andrea does.
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40: Ten Minute Mess with Farah Brook

Posted: 11/24/2016
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This week the ladies hang with the newest member of their growing "Army of Cunts," Farah Brook. They all try and keep it together as they read an article posted on the men's rights website "Return of Kings." The article describes how to pick up women, written by a friendless virgin who lives with his mom.
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39: Ten Minute Mess with Kat Burdick

Posted: 11/16/2016
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This week the ladies hang with brand new member of the Pissed Off Women Squad, aka the army of cunts: the fierce new mother Kat Burdick. Kat just welcomed her daughter into the world and we read from the Birthday Book to predict what kind of fighter Ripley will be. #onemoreforthearmy
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38: Ten Minute Mess with May Wilkerson

Posted: 11/9/2016
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This week on the ten minute mess the ladies play a game of "Dicks That Are Demons" with May Wilkerson. The most outwardly man hating and fantastically cruel Ten Miinute Mess to date. #diealldicks
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37: Ten Minute Mess with Sharron Paul

Posted: 11/2/2016
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This week the ladies hang with the baddest bitch Sharron Paul. The girls take the Lady Parts Justice App "Hinder" for a test drive. They serve up hypothetical justice to the anti-abortion scum of the earth. It's delicious.
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36: Ten Minute Mess with Jes Tom

Posted: 10/26/2016
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This week the ladies kick it with Jes Tom. They present Jes with a variety of groups of spirit animals and Jes selected the ones that spoke to them. Turns out Andrea picked animals with strange racial undertones...was it on purpose?
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35: Ten Minute Mess with Erica Spera

Posted: 10/19/2016
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This week the girls hang out with power house Erica Spera. The ladies do a spin off of Erica's podcast "Twenty Minutes of Fire." They do ten minutes of rapid fire and cover ten subjects including the highly controversial topic of pedophiles. The ladies riff hot hot heat.
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34: Ten Minute Mess with Evan Jones

Posted: 10/12/2016
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This week on the Ten Minute Mess the ladies showcase the world premier of "Thirst Cast" with Evan Jones. Conceptually a very strong idea but in execution it was a little rocky. But both girls put their fists in their mouth so it's not a total loss.
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33: Ten Minute Mess with Molly Austin

Posted: 9/28/2016
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This week the ladies hang with Molly Austin. We read Molly some pretty comprehensive dating profiles of some very eligible bachelors. There is a bit of a twist as these gentlemen have sordid pasts. Which of these bad boys will she choose?
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32: Ten Minute Mess with Sammy Bronowski

Posted: 9/23/2016
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This week the ladies experience art, culture and Frenchness with Sammy Bronowski. They ladies challenge him to find his likeness in pieces of art. Everybody leaves the experience feeling more cultured and appropriately weirded out.
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31: Ten Minute Mess with Petey DeAbreu

Posted: 9/16/2016
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This week the ladies chill with their new friend Petey DeAbreu. They show him some provocative Thanksgiving-themed images and learn a few things about what gets men going.
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30: Ten Minute Mess with Stephen Spinola

Posted: 9/7/2016
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This week on Ten Minute Mess, the ladies hang with one of the Cannaboiz, Mr. Steven Spinola. The crew brings back our personal fave "Cocky Karaoke." It seems like Emily might make a career out of incorporating filthy words into songs!
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29: Ten Minute Mess with Nick Maritato

Posted: 8/31/2016
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This week on the Ten Minute Mess the ladies hang out with Nick Maritato. They play a game of Would You Rather and make their debut as a bunch of guys in cool hats. #squadgoals #hatguys
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28: Ten Minute Mess with Chris Cheney and Julian G

Posted: 8/24/2016
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This week the ladies kick it with their boiz Chris Cheney and Julian G. The ladies give them a rap challenge of sorts but it's not what you would expect. Sometimes you gotta bring out the soft side of a gangsta.
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27: Ten Minute Mess with Katharine Heller

Posted: 8/17/2016
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Andrea and Emily challenge actor and veteran bartender Katharine Heller to pair their various life problems with delicious hard beverages. Ah, alcohol, the sweet elixir of the gods.
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26: Ten Minute Mess with Just Us, Bitches

Posted: 8/10/2016
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Andrea and Emily don't have a guest today, but they'll still entertain the pants off of all of you. Literally. You will be masturbating by the end of this video. They are wearing clown makeup; don't pretend it doesn't DRIVE you WILD with desire.
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25: Ten Minute Mess with Kenny DeForest

Posted: 8/3/2016
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On this installment of Ten Minute Mess, the ladies sing karaoke with Kenny DeForest. They put a fresh spin on some classic karaoke jams with dick-related lyrics. As always, they keep it very high brow.
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24: Ten Minute Mess with Will Miles

Posted: 7/27/2016
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This week on the Ten Minute Mess the ladies get gansta with comedian Will Miles. Using a variety of props and background music from Tupac, the crew competes for the coveted title of "most thug."
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23: Ten Minute Mess with Shakir Standley

Posted: 7/20/2016
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This week on the Ten Minute Mess the ladies hang with Shakir Standley. Shak has a secret that he refuses to tell the girls but he alludes to constantly. They play a game of 20 questions to try and figure it out.
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22: Ten Minute Mess with Hannah Cowger

Posted: 7/13/2016
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This week on Ten Minute Mess the ladies hang with the punkest punk Hannah Cowger. The ladies collectively tell a story titled "The Irish Pug Mafia". Are they tripping on acid, or are you?
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21: Ten Minute Mess with Ari Shaffir

Posted: 7/6/2016
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This week on Ten Minute Mess, the ladies play a game with sex god Ari Shaffir. They have some Shaffir memorabilia on that they created themselves, and remove one item of clothing every time Ari gets a trivia question right. FINALLY TITS!!!
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20: Ten Minute Mess with Mehran Khaghani

Posted: 6/29/2016
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This week on Ten Minute Mess, the ladies hang with Mehran Khaghani and play the game "is it a line from a porn movie or a Nickelback lyric?" The gang discovers that Nickelback is not just a shitty band but also a bunch of perverts.
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19: Ten Minute Mess with Billy Procida

Posted: 6/22/2016
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This week on Ten Minute Mess, the ladies challenge Hot Mess veteran and generally difficult human being, Billy Procida, to a blind touch test. Billy attempts to identify strange objects in various substances using only his sense of touch. Will his years of cuddling and gently caressing desserts and puff pastries give him the leg up he needs? Tune in to find out!
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18: Ten Minute Mess with Hannah Boone

Posted: 6/15/2016
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This week on Ten Minute Mess, the ladies play a game of Pictionary with Hannah Boone. The entire affair comes to a crescendo at the end when Andrea draws the most graphic abstract image probably ever created, she's in jail now, just like Lenny Bruce. DICE.
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17: Ten Minute Mess with Keith Malley

Posted: 6/8/2016
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This week on ten minute mess the ladies hang out with the legend himself, Mr. Keith Malley. Emily goes shot for shot with Keith on a top shelf vs. bottom shelf contest and Andrea yells DICE as she bartends. Just like old times.
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16: Ten Minute Mess with Christina Galston

Posted: 6/1/2016
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This week on "Ten Minute Twerk" the ladies have our resident twerking queen Christina Galston in to judge a them in a twerking competition. Will the underdog end up on top, or will big booty rise again? Watch and see hot messes!
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15: Ten Minute Mess with Bob Kitson

Posted: 5/25/2016
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This week on Ten Minute Mess, guest Bob Kitson chooses his hot mess spirit animal (also while diving into cosplay). The ladies get a visual on what they would look like if they were a large bearded man instead of young hot pieces of a$$.
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14: Ten Minute Marriage

Posted: 5/24/2016
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This week on Ten Minute Mess the ladies do their first live show. They play live truth or dare with past guests Ray Kump, Tianna Miller and Shakir Standley. As usual things get a little wild and as with all great romances it ends in a wedding.
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13: Ten Minute Mess with Liam McEneaney

Posted: 5/18/2016
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This week on Ten Minute Mess Andrea and Emily prophesied comedian Liam McEneaney's future using the ancient art of tea leaf reading, only with candy and the grossest drinks that they could find.
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12: Ten Minute Mess with Richie Tolway

Posted: 5/11/2016
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This week the ladies make some business calls with Richie Tolway. He is challenged to call massage parlors and ask for the "full service" massage. We learn that Richie sounds like a cop and some places just "aren't into that."
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11: Ten Minute Mess with Zac Amico

Posted: 5/4/2016
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This week on Ten Minute Mess the ladies discussed the sex appeal of Christmas with comedian Zac Amico. The ladies then took the Christmas fetish conversation to the next level, bringing some tinsel into the mix.
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10: Ten Minute Mess with Mike Cannon

Posted: 4/27/2016
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This week on Ten Minute Mess, the ladies do a trial Truth or Dare with Mike Cannon in preparation for their live show. The ladies push themselves to the limit, both mentally and physically. One of them almost vomits. Find out who!
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9: Ten Minute Mess with Evan Jones

Posted: 4/20/2016
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This week on Ten Minute Mess we bring you a special 4/20 episode with stoner mess Evan Jones. He chooses his own acid trip adventure for your entertainment.
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8: Ten Minute Mess with Eagle Witt and Neko White

Posted: 4/13/2016
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The ladies play "Make It A Sex Toy" with comedians and messes Eagle Witt and Neko White. The props range from hygiene to electronics to cuisine, and these four prove that with teamwork and creativity, anything can be made sexual. We learn so much from these Ten Minute Messes, and so can you!
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7: Ten Minute Mess with Sydnee Washington

Posted: 4/6/2016
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Andrea & Emily talk to comedian and mess Sydnee Washington. The ladies choose their bad bitch and basic bitch alter egos and during their panel discussion they deconstruct the Monica Lewinsky story. #freemonicalewinsky
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6: Ten Minute Mess with Casey James Salengo

Posted: 3/30/2016
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Andrea & Emily talk to comedian and mess Casey James Salengo. They play the game "Getting Tasty with Casey" and answer the age-old question "does ketchup make it better?"
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5: Ten Minute Mess with Josh Gondelman

Posted: 3/16/2016
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Andrea and Emily play Celebrity with fellow comedian and mess Josh Gondelman. For ten minutes, they each become the star taped to their foreheads. Which one was a gay icon? Which one was a sexy (or unsexy, whatever your taste is) music trio? Which one was a TV handy man? Watch and experience the magic!
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4: Ten Minute Mess with Rufat Agayev

Posted: 3/9/2016
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This week on Ten Minute Mess, Andrea & Emily play "Finish My Fucked Up Sentence" with fellow comedian and mess Rufat Agayev. The ladies learn Rufat's history of headbutting, which ethnicities he likes to FUX with, and where he stands with Jesus Christ.

3: Ten Minute Mess with Gene Getman and Mike Coscarelli

Posted: 3/2/2016
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This week on Ten Minute Mess, Andrea & Emily play a rousing game of "Fuck, Marry, Kill" with fellow comedians and messes Gene Getman and Mike Coscarelli. The candidates for fucking, marrying, and killing are all former Hot Mess guests and they are also all men. The guys answers may rock your mind and b00000ddddDDDDDyyyyyy$$$$.
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2: Ten Minute Mess with Noah Lethbridge

Posted: 2/24/2016
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Andrea & Emily play "Would You Rather" with fellow Comedian and mess Noah Lethbridge. The ladies propose the best/worst scenarios and they all laugh and secretly hope that none of this ever happens in real life. Until it does, Noah is dead now. The ten minute mess turned snuff film for your viewing pleasure.
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1: Ten Minute Mess with Danny Hatch

Posted: 2/17/2016
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Andrea & Emily play "never have I ever" with fellow Comedian and mess Danny Hatch. The competition gets heated when personal secrets are revealed and Danny panders to the camera by taking his shirt off (yet again). The perfect tri-fecta of mess, captured for your viewing pleasure.
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