WHAT'S UP, A?

This week Chemda and Andrea do a deep analysis of Keith. They talk about personal growth, goal setting and all that hippie shit. Keith reveals his plans to do DMT and Chemda and Andrea discuss the possible outcomes. Keith reads some personality tests based on everybodies birthday. Most of them are dead wrong except Andrea's because she's obviously a goddess and the one writing this.

This week Andrea is running on fumes and feeling wild and crazy. She brings some props into the mix and Andrea and Keith go into an extremely in depth analysis of why Chemda has to have 300 things on her desk at all times. Keith and Chemda delve deeper into the adventures of Andrea's childhood and her relentless desire to try and fail at almost everything imaginable. Is Andrea a madwoman? Does Chemda have an obsession with silverware? Why does Keith hang out with these off-beat ladies? Who fuckin knows.

This week Andrea gives a full breakdown of the strange characters and business establishments that make up the mosaic of Queens. The gang discusses the neighborhood guys, the bodega hijinks and the underlying mob ring that Andrea has built up in her head. Is the bulldog looking Polish guy in witness protection? Will Rosario the shop owner lose his legs to diabetes? Where did all these businesses on Steinway get their novelty awnings? Why are there discothques across the street from mosques? And most importantly what is Andrea doing in the center of all of this weirdness? Shes laughing and getting free gum.

This week Keith and Chemda learn about Andrea's middle of the night exercise regimes and some of the strangers she dodges along the way. Does Andrea run across bridges, on tracks and into bodegas that are clearly drug fronts past midnight? Certainly. Is she a street savvy bitch who can't be killed? She thinks so.

If you missed The Hot Mess Comedy Hour live show you fucked up! This week Keith and Chemda talked to Andrea about her first live podcast. Did the venue know what was going on? No. Was any of the technical information provided correct? No. Did 3 naked male dancers cancel the day of? Yes. Did Andrea and Emily lose a lot of money? Of course. Did they pull off the show and did Andrea end the day with sharpie dicks drawn all over her face? Of course.

Andrea is preparing for her first live Hot Mess Comedy Hour show this upcoming saturday. Keith and Chemda ask her about the shenanigans she has planned, she doesn't dissapoint. Keith and Chemda give an update on their lives from sleezy weed doctors to getting roped into terrible crowd work at ambush comedy shows.

Holy shit this week was one for the books in the KATG world. Andrea talks about her experience the day that Keith came on air and announced his sobreity. Turns out that morning Andrea interviewed a fellow female comedian who shared the experience of being a victim of the same manipulator as Andrea. Was it a great day? Yes. Was it powerful? Yes. Does Andrea need to lay down? Absolutely.

This week Keith reads a letter emailed to KATG by one of the creeps in the comedy community that Andrea outed

Andrea recounts her acting debut in Virginia to Keith and Chemda and laughs at how bad of a Thespian she is. Chemda explains how to get out of your own head while acting, Andrea still would rather die than grace the stage again. Speaking of dying, Andrea is being paralyzed by almost constant anxiety attacks. We get deep to try and figure out what the cause is.

Just when you think Andrea ran out of fucking idiot men to take a verbal shit on, she got you again! This week Keith and Chemda read through some of the more *off-color* comments from strange and mentally unstable men who troll Andrea's Facebook. Andrea discusses being blinded to people's terrible personalities because of her insatiable panther like sex drive.

Andrea is a dirty pig and a performance artist and she did a show in a witchcraft store which ended in her being covered in maple syrup and pudding. I'm not giving anything else away.

Want to hear Andrea in one of the happiest moments of her adult life? Listen this week to hear the glee in her voice as she explains why she posted an insane poll on the company website. Keith and Chemda recount their experience trying to figure out what the hell was going on. A perfect storm.

Andrea is back from Canada! The gang reunites after Andrea returns from the motherland. Keith and Chemda learn about Andrea's trip and discuss how it feels being back in your home town. The gang also roasts Chemda for ten minutes straight because she can't do a single show without smashing into the mic or her phone ringing. Feels good to be back together.

This week Andrea is joined by baby butt aka Hennessy. The gang talks about Andrea's love for diners and late night junk food fueled weirdness. Keith and Chemda don't understand this diner obesession but Hennessy is right on board with it. As is tradition Andrea also talks about a fellow comedian that drunkenly asked her about her pussy. Another day another dollar.

This week Andrea almost blows up the mics while screaming about a recent guest on the main show who behaved like a pechelant child. Chemda, Hann and Keith join her in the chorus of hate as they go through the play by play of this persons rude ass behavior.

It's a time of reflection this week, Andrea is going home to Canada and will be attending her ten year high school reunion. Keith and Chemda talk about when they attended Keith's high school reunion and somebody called Chemda a jew, Andrea explains how her parents attended her prom and how she never got laid in high school. Also, the gang talks some serious shit about a new guest in the KATG studio who was the worst ever.

WHAT A TREAT! This week Andrea brings her boyfriend on mic to meet her parents, I mean bosses, I mean mentors. Dustin Noack talks to Keith and Chemda about dating Andrea, from their first date where a man fell down the stairs in front of them, to the first time he saw Andrea naked and she had a drawing of a dick sharpied on her midriff. Tale as old as time.

This week Andrea talks about her experience getting her ass smacked in comedy clubs by married guys. Keith and Chemda discuss outing creeps to clubs and the backlash they have received. They cleanse the palate with a story from way back when Andrea got locked out of her apartment. She drunkenly broke into a junk yard outside her place and scaled a fire escape in heels and a mini skirt. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

This week Keith and Andrea bully Chemda into admitting she is a good person. They talk about the very controversial Hot Mess Comedy Hour interview and then Andrea continues to talk shit on air because who the hell cares at this point? Your truth is your truth baby and only you can tell it. Also, Andrea names more creeps in the comedy community, including a maniac who released a list of the "Top 200 Comedians in Brooklyn and The Lower East Side", some of the females on the list including Andrea are woman he made weird advances on. Nobody is safe, Andrea is on her peroid and feeling like ruining lives.

This week Keith and Chemda learn about Andrea's favorite 'game' she likes to play with her boyfriend. Hanging up on him on the phone mid conversation for a laugh. Chemda talks about poking her husband's bruises for fun. Keith, Chemda and Andrea all slowly realize in what ways they are monsters with their significant others. What can you say, if you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best? Or some other quote that makes being a cunt a cute thing.

Keith and Chemda delve deeper into Andrea's freakshow brain and discuss her obsessive compulsive disorder. Cleaning till 6am, multiple showers a day and tapping parts of her body for no reason. Could it get weirder? A trip to the family doctor with her Mom because Andrea thinks she got HIV from a blow job. CHECK MATE.

This week we flip the script and Keith Malley takes the hot seat. Andrea and Chemda check up on Keith and they discover the source of his tiredness at work: Keith's wife is a multiple alarm setter. Chemda reveals that Hennessy does the same thing and Keith and Chemda lose their god damn minds. Andrea tries to explain the alarm disease and defend her people, without much luck.

Chemda realizes this week that she is surrounded by cold-blooded killers as Andrea, Hann, and Keith recount their battles with wild animals and the elements of the country. Andrea reveals she swung a water snake over her head like a lasso, Hann swam five miles out into the ocean while shit-faced drunk, and Keith threw rocks at a wild dog that was attacking his brother. Sleep with one eye open, Chemda.

Keith opens up the portal of hell when he asks Andrea about her list of sexual partners. Andrea pulls out the list and explains the different catagories she puts men into. Chemda reads over some more memorable names, everybody is having a great time and then darkness takes over when we realize Andrea has been sexually assaulted multiple times. #KillAllMen

Andrea tells Keith and Chemda about her unconventional drinking techniques at boarding school, her lifelong pattern of dating and mating with younger men and her parent's feelings on having a wild child as a daughter. The team talks about hiring a tatted up punk as an intern and the upcoming April 15th stand-up show.

Andrea educates Keith and Chemda on playing men like a deck of cards, having sex in stairwells and on rooftops, and how to fake piss your pants at a comedy show. Keith calls Andrea an amoeba for her show notes, and she calls him a fuckin nerd.

Andrea gives a status update on the lunch box and her box and explains why she takes an unusual powder to balance the PH of her vagina. Chemda asks her about the bottom feeding misogynist in the comedy community, and Andrea names names. First and last names. Oh and reads creepy messages out loud too. Nobody is safe. BITCH.

Libby joins the crew this week to help us all share stories of how Andrea's a bitch. AND SHE STEALS!

Andrea talks about her defeat at the Carolines March Madness competition,gives a status update on the lunchbox and relishes in continued studio cleaning.

Andrea really enjoyed this episode very much because she got to shit all over Keith and Chemda. BUT MOSTLY CHEMDA! This week Andrea helped organize the studio while calling Keith and Chemda slobs. We find out if she went back to the bar to get her lunchbox from her unrequited crush, and she explains how she fucked up on the job to test the audience.

Andrea continues to learn the truth about her spelling and grammar. Keith and Chemda ask about the guy she's sleeping with vs. the guy she's attempting to sleep with, her clever trick of leaving her lunch box behind to get a guy to call her, and the texts Andrea uses to seal the deal.

Andrea talks about her first couple of weeks in the studio, from her fuck ups to the guys she fucked. What's it like to work in the studio? How does it feel to have to email a guest who ghosted you after you slept with him? Why does she know so much about her brother's sex life? Andrea reveals it all.