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Kyle Ocasio and Carmen Lynch dish on the chaos of their lives, their loves, and the insanity of the world around them.

13: Wait!

Posted: 6/6/2020
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Carmen, out living the commune lifestyle, is finally reunited with Kyle. The ladies catch up on how theyre doing in the midst of Covid-19 and police protests. Kyle smuggled a refuge from Cuba, and Carmen and Keith don't care enough to read about it. Kyle explains why Liz Miele is the better friend, and, of course, Benny answers your advice questions.

12: Trick Questions

Posted: 5/2/2020
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Kyle Ocasio berate-interviews Keith Malley in a no-holds-barred series of questions about his dad, having children, and the state of art. 12-year-old Benny helps you get by during these troubling times.

11: Homeschooled

Posted: 4/7/2020
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While Carmen is quarantined elsewhere, Kyle is joined by Boyfriend Keith for a special COVID-19 episode that will help calm you down during this trying time. Along with A Minute with Benny - Coronavirus Edition, the couple discusses how Keith calms Kyle down by letting her clean his place, how sex is pleasurable, and if excercise is indeed bad for you. Hope you stay fun.

10: Highway to Hell

Posted: 2/17/2020
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Carmen and Kyle talk about their weekend performing in Connecticut as well as Kyles bus ride from hell. We talk about bratty college students and whether or not people should put gum in their hair. We cover beef jerky outlets, sharing disgusting things with friends, and advice from Benny on the most important topics of the day.

9: Why Does Carmen Sound Different?

Posted: 2/9/2020
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Carmens on a road gig, and someone is filling in for her. Find out who as we talk about friendship, growing up now versus growing up in the 80s, and trips to Puerto Rico. We also delve into 9/11 and get expert advice on various topics written by you!

8: How Bad Do You Want It?

Posted: 1/24/2020
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Carmen and Kyle go solo on this episode and talk about facials and the importance of Me Time. Oh yeah, Keith Malley chimes in about horse fucking. Dont miss it!

7: We Didnt Start the Fire

Posted: 1/16/2020
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We have comedian and personal trainer Irene Bremis and her firefighting/stock market guru husband Steve Cunningham. This episode is packed with stories of 9/11, fortune telling, hernias, and pizza. We learn that Irene and Kyle are the two fittest comics in the biz.

6: Funny Snake Boxer

Posted: 1/11/2020
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Carmen and Kyle laugh with boxer, comedian, and exotic snake lover Sergio Chicon. He makes them feel lazy as he recounts his NYC marathon run and all the preparation for it. Through the laughter they reminisce on fellow comedian Angelo Lozada who recently lost his battle with cancer.

5: The Breakdancing Cop

Posted: 1/3/2020
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Episode 5 has Carmen and Kyle chatting it up with former NYPD cop and fellow comic Mark DeMayo. Mark talks about his early days in military school making nuns cry and reminisces about breakdancing in Queens as a teenager. Plus Benny answers your questions!

4: Daniel-san

Posted: 1/3/2020
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Kyle and Carmen are visited by trilingual comedian Daniel Tirado who stopped by (escaped) from his home (and his newborn!) to talk about his wifes water birth, placentas, and the phrase you need to tell yourself everyday to make money. What is it? Listen, and youll get RICH! We are not responsible for the outcome. Also dont hold your breath. But do if youre being born underwater.

3: And 5, 6, 7, 8

Posted: 1/3/2020
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Carmen and Kyle are joined by dancer and choreographer Joi Jackson, Kyles daughters dance teacher. They discuss bitchy dancers, horribly-timed periods, and when and how to treat kids like adults.

2: Fight Doctor

Posted: 1/3/2020
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Todays guest is Dr. Linda Dahl, ear, nose, and throat doctor to the stars... and Carmen. She shares her special diet, her experience as a fight doctor in the boxing ring, and where you can read her first book!

1: What You Wanted

Posted: 1/3/2020
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Kyle Ocasio and Carmen Lynch are attempting their first podcast by popular demand! They take you back to when they first met at a comedy show, how Kyle laughed at Carmen in an exercise class, and their thoughts on mental health. Plus fans write in to hear Kyles son Benny give them important life advice!
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