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Diamond Dogs

Diamond Dogs
The Beaver Boyz - Keith Malley, Adam Brown, and Hollywood Craig Klein - keep it raw and real

43: Saad State of Affairs

Posted: 8/4/2023
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Shes back at it.

42: Parasocial Paradox (So Saad)

Posted: 6/22/2023
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Honorary Diamond Dog XenoTitty joins Keith and Hollywood for the next chapter in The Saadia Saga.

41: The Controversial KATG Chat

Posted: 5/11/2023
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SEX! DRUGS! LAUGHTER! TEARS! Keith and Craig Klein discuss the scandal of KATGs Wednesday night poker parties.

40: The Lyin King

Posted: 12/24/2022
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Hollywood Craig Klein is celebrating the holidays in Illinois after getting pulled over in Utah while wearing a dress. Sure, why not. He talks with Down to Earth Keith Malley about soccer flops, Keith vs. DMT, Keith learning his mom is not only a Princess but also a Saint, and whisper-fuckin. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

39: Space

Posted: 7/18/2022
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Life, love, war, the universe, and Nathan Fielder: Keith and Craig are ready for ya, and these dogs are off the chain.

38: War

Posted: 6/18/2022
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Hollywood Craig Klein joins Keith to discuss the state of the world as well as Keiths dad trying to win Keith back with $500 million. Will it work?

37: Dick

Posted: 5/12/2022
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Andy Dick Keiths dick the list goes on. Blucas joins K-Dog and Hollywood, and it gets nuts. Deez, that is. The trio discusses drinking, driving, getting laid, and male sex toys. #TopGun2

36: Rock Bottom Formally Known as The GHole

Posted: 1/27/2022
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Keith is joined by Hollywood Craig Klein, Rod Main Street Morrow, and longtime Keith and The Girl guest Ray DeVito. Theres barkin, bitin, fistin, and fuckin. The quartet discusses a yearslong beef, Keith supporting Craig and the Kansas City Chiefs, and the downfall of Representative Matt Gaetz.

35: Deez Nuts

Posted: 1/17/2022
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Hollywood Craig Klein and Keith Malley the Coolest are here immediately following accused rapists Benjamin Todd Roethlisberger Sr.s final NFL game. Behave, Ben! Yuck! Anyway, the duo talks about how to properly celebrate the death of sports legends and their careers. Keith and Craig talk about Tiffany Haddishs mugshot smile from her recent DUI, whos gettin laid, Keiths Valentines Day Acid Romance, and the discovery of well EVERYTHING!!! Get ready to have your mind blown out the back of your fuckin skull.

34: Footbrawl

Posted: 12/26/2021
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Well well well, if football isnt fuckin stupid. Anyway, Keith and Craig are here for their annual In-Between Christmas and New Years Special. They discuss the holidays, family problems, and weirdos who publicly post their money transactions between friends. The duo talks about Steven Spielbergs West Side Story remake and the wonder of song and dance. Oh, and Keith totally would have won that I Feel Pretty bet. Duh.

33: Screwed the Pooch

Posted: 12/19/2021
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Keith and Hollywood Craig Klein return for their holiday special featuring your normal holiday fare: a brilliant take on The Real World-type TV, old and new relationships, insurrections, racist judges, and Christmas gifts. The duo also needs to discuss creep Buzz McCallister and wonder whats going on with troublemaker Jeff Garlin. Oy gevalt!

32: Normalize Lying

Posted: 11/27/2021
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Keith and Hollywood Craig Klein talk learning music, allegory, Thanksgiving, and relationships. Oh my do they get into relationships. Listen and learn how to be better if youre sooooooo in loooove. They also discuss magnet fishing, Mel Gibson, and the proper way to mock blackface.

31: A Diamond Dogs Halloween - A Daddy Issues Crossover Event: Id Rather Be Eaten by an Alligator

Posted: 10/31/2021
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While Down to Earth Adam Brown trick or treats with his children, Keith and Hollywood Craig Klein are joined by Keiths brother Ken for a special crossover holiday event. Theyre yellin Halloween, baby, and its gonna get spooky. Theyre talkin Halloween Kills, To Live and Die in L.A., SEX!, the ol pigskin, and politics. And whats more scary than FAMILY politics? Father Malley is back, baby!

30: A Diamond Dogs Columbus Day

Posted: 10/10/2021
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Was it an accidental collocation of atoms that led us here? Or was it simply thanks to journeyman Christoual de Colombo? Regardless, here we are, learning that Jake Gyllenhaal came up with the idea of The Guilty all on his own to create something completely new and different for Netflix. The Beaver Boyz also discuss getting laid, friends having 100% different takes to Dave Chappelles The Closer, and Nicolas Cage appreciation.

29: A Diamond Dogs Labor Day

Posted: 9/6/2021
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Blessed be The Workers. Hollywood Craig Klein joins Keith to discuss life without their friend, and new things like Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings! The duo discusses starting your life over and all matters of whats inside your head. Rest in peace, spirits.

28: A Diamond Dogs Independence

Posted: 7/8/2021
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With the passing of good friend Adam Brown, Keith and Hollywood Craig Klein do their best to reminisce while moving forward. The duo discusses Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest and how ESPN ruined one of the greatest events of the year, fireworks, Frederick Douglass, your next sexual adventure, and dinner politics. Bon apptit.

27: A Diamond Dogs Easter

Posted: 4/7/2021
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Fuckin, suckin, wankin, n crankin; the Beaver Boyz are back. They talk Holy Easter, QAnon, the COVID vaccine, sports, and guns. Well understand if you cant handle it.

26: A Diamond Dogs Christmas

Posted: 12/17/2020
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Best friends Keith, Adam, and Craig talk love and anger as they discuss the holidays and the end of the world. NICE!

25: A Diamond Dogs Thanksgiving

Posted: 11/21/2020
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Biden got 306 to Trumps 232, some people are gettin laid and some are dry as a literal bone, Kyle Rittenhouse posted his $2,000,000 cash bond, and the gang picture COVID-positive Donald Trump Jr. visiting Keiths racist hometown. Stay 6 feet apart, please.

24: The Glitch

Posted: 10/8/2020
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Sex, politics, and David Lee Roth

23: Disowned

Posted: 9/15/2020
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Football is back. Keiths dad is back. Craigs woman is back. End Times is back. Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.

22: The One

Posted: 8/17/2020
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The Dogs are joined by Princess Bianca Brady to discuss kids walking in on adult sex, relationship fights, addiction, and outdoor comedy shows. Vote early, and fight fairly.

21: Start a Fire

Posted: 7/27/2020
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Either Keith or Hollywood Craig Klein have a brain tumor, and the dogs start going for throats. Down to Earth Adam Brown discusses crowdless baseball, and Keith and Craig make peace over What We Do in the Shadows. Then everyone bums everyone out over politics.

20: The Devil

Posted: 7/7/2020
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Charlie Daniels, Bob Dylan, and Brother Love, sex-making, the Washington R-Words, Seth Rogan: Incel Leader, and the world around us: If its makin headlines, the dogs are barkin at it.

19: Doom and Gloom

Posted: 6/29/2020
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Poppers, Fathers Day, and Destiny: its all here. The Dogs fuck and suck and discuss the controversial topics of the day.

18: Craig's on Drugs and Single?

Posted: 6/14/2020
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17: BaJames

Posted: 6/7/2020
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The end of BaJames? Also: kids, racism, and other yellins.

16: The End of the World

Posted: 6/1/2020
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Down to Earth and Hollywood join Keith to discuss the apparent end of days. Viruses, nationwide riots, and the full circle story of a bad cop that Craig grew up with are just the beginning of the barkin. Did Joker have it right?

15: Sue Costello

Posted: 5/30/2020
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Keith and Hollywood talk to their first ever official guest, comedian and unprecedented negotiator Sue Costello, about the predicted fall and change of society as you know it.

14: Poly-Ticks

Posted: 5/26/2020
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The Boyz have passion about how everyone's walkin' around, some people are gettin' laid, something about Mario Kart, Keith's love loved Con Air, and Joe Biden's foot be bein' in his dumb mouth.

13: Keith-in-the-Box

Posted: 5/17/2020
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The pound is open, and the dogs are howlin! They discuss Keiths dads new love interest, BaJames playing in the park, Cracked Up: The Darrell Hammond Story, The Wicker Man, sex, and UFOs. Get the helmet.

12: Mother Lovers

Posted: 5/10/2020
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This ones dedicated to the mothers. Join the Dogs as they talk parental techniques, the near future of brain implants, and the chewing off of roommates eyeballs. Its the year of the scavenger, baby.

11: Comment Section

Posted: 5/2/2020
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The Diamond Dogs are doing their thing when all of a sudden - uh oh - Hollywood Craig Klein thinks he can sneak a hello on the side to his new girlfriend and the Boyz wont find out. They find out. What is he up to? Come out of the garden, baby. Youll catch your death in the fog.

10: (o)(o)

Posted: 4/25/2020
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The Beaver Boyz discuss fighting your parents, sticking it in, Tom & Gronk, Marilyn Monroe, and how drinking bleach can save your life.

9: The Bolt Cutters

Posted: 4/19/2020
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The Dogs are yellin Fiona Apple, fuckin with the virus, and the latest in politics and legit-seeming conspiracies. The Hunt is shit. Bloodshot is shit.

8: Easter Cumspray

Posted: 4/12/2020
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7: Marshals Law

Posted: 4/9/2020
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The full gang is here to talk about BaJames vs. B. Jason, getting laid in the time of death, the racist Tiger King not singing those songs, Comedy Gives Back Laugh Aid, and people being cute during a pandemic. Adam will punch you.

6: Toe-Curling Sex

Posted: 3/26/2020
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While Adam Brown and BaJames deal with THE VIRUS, KATG songsmith B. Jason joins Keith and Hollywood Craig Klein as they discuss COVID-19, the government, immune systems, family, Tom Brady, Tiger King, Frozen 2, drugs, and Trumps ownership in cemeteries.

5: Bringin the Beev

Posted: 3/6/2020
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BaJames is back, and the Beaver Boyz are intact! New info on Keiths dad, hackers, the coronavirus, and Biden vs. Bernie. Also: Is Goodfellas overrated?

4: Redemption

Posted: 2/15/2020
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The Dogs aint just barkin, baby. They bitin. The Boyz got some things to yell, and theyre wound up and ready to go. We get a Father Malley exclusive, a Gootz update, and rules to an apology. Eat up.

3: Marathon Men

Posted: 1/28/2020
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The boys are back in town. Old schooler Matthew Bray joins Keith, Adam, and Craig during the 2020 KATG Marathon. Honorary dogs join the fight for truth.

2: Carnists

Posted: 1/16/2020
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Hollywood Craig Klein is here with Adam and Keith to keep yellin about sobriety, existential crises, and being a parent. You gettin laid? Slithery Craig is. Then football. FUCK YOU CARNISTS! And Movies. And then politics. We meet Nick.

1: Whitney Houston

Posted: 1/16/2020
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The Beaver Boyz - Keith Malley, Adam Brown, and Hollywood Craig Klein - keep it raw and real in their debut episode of whatever this is. Segments include the loss of a Beaver Boy, reminiscing over My Name Is Keith drunk episodes, and the soon to be regular topics Wha You Yellin?, You Gettin Laid?, Football, Movies, and Politics.
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