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From fanboy to fanman, Newsychu shares the mic with his favorite podcasters Keith and Chemda. Chune in while Newsy asks the hard-hitting questions you want the answers to.

149: Just Asking Questions

Posted: 4/11/2024
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Keeping up with our Season 2 format, we have two chat room guests: Rick and Shawn! They help me tackle such topics as restaurants, culture, race, New York, flowers, instruments, Covid, and Severance. Episodes discussed: 27: Then Stop Acting Like Your Stereotype 479: The Pursuit of Nappiness w/ Victor Varnado 708: Drama Queen w/ Keith McNally and Spooky 1370: Eating with the Enemy 2609: Have a Pepsi and a Smile w/ Rosebud Baker 2846: Fux with This w/ Norlex Belma 3257: Danny Is the Asshole w/ Danny Vega 3526: Severance

148: Boner Phone

Posted: 4/4/2024
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What a great format! Im loving having the chat guests as guest hosts! Thank you Matthew, Mallory, and Diana! In this episode we talk about Survivor, memories, powders, pizza, roommates, pimps, piggies, camp, judges, and comedy! Episodes discussed: 22: Mitch Hedberg, Hippies and The Pope 252: Fight! Fight! w/ Spooky 474: Josh the Jew w/ Josh the Jew 703: Infighting w/ Emily Epstein 1366: American Pimp 1757: Come Here, Piggy Piggy Piggy w/ Myka Fox 2604: You Can't See Me w/ Emily Lubin and Liz Magee 2841: Slippin' w/ Tracey Carnazzo 3523: Gold Mine 3651: Robots in Disguise

147: Souvenir

Posted: 3/28/2024
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Phew! This week went a whole lot smoother thanks to my three guest hosts from the KATG Wednesday Night Chat: Matthew, Snikki, and Josh! We talked about underwear, documentaries, smelly feet, sobriety, bachelor parties, movie theaters, coming out, fashion, tweets, and golf! Episodes discussed: 468: Waiting for the Payout w/ Brother Love 696: Pure Evil w/ Jesse Joyce 1151: Somebody's Watching Me w/ Ray DeVito 1561: Cakes and Candies 1751: Sleep Study w/ Jess Wood 1949: Dan Vs. Danny w/ Dan Vetrano and Danny Hatch 2153: Buffalo Tater Tots w/ Betsy and Jack Helmuth 2835: Who Let the Kids Out w/ Courtney Maginnis 3047: Well Done w/ Christian Finnegan 3389: Ay, caramba! w/ Dana Gould 3648: Chew on This w/ J.P. McDade

146: Cool Story, Bro

Posted: 3/20/2024
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Holy shit, Season 2 of Chu needs a third host in the worst way! Youll see what I mean by the end! We discuss sex, jobs, the diaphragm, creeps, salvia, St. Patricks Day, food, stand-up, hypnosis, movies, and dogs. Episodes discussed: 464: Teaching Lessons 692: Kids are Dumb 921: Mental w/ Patrice 1146: Fat and The Whore w/ Trey Galyon 1556: I Didn't Do It 1747: Hard Copy w/ Tim Dillon 1945: With Friends Like These w/ Chad Zumock 2150: You're Getting Very Horny w/ Kevin Allison 2593: Jailbird w/ Bowen Yang 2830: Dirty Dog w/ Justin Silver 3041: Stacking w/ Rojo Perez 3409: God Is a Woman w/ Sarah Baker

145: Sever That!

Posted: 2/27/2024
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Its Chemdas final Chu & A! Boy am I gonna miss all that free therapy! We started and ended the show with laughs, so hold onto your tears, cause they have no place here! In this episode we discuss body odor, anxiety, workplace interactions, taking a break, contracts, Oscars, parties, food habits, roommates, drugs, websites, and comics. Episodes discussed: 228: Crime and Punishment 677: Break Time w/ Emily Epstein 908: Keith and The Girls w/ Ray DeVito, Hennessy, and Dina 1541: Oscar De La Snora 1734: Stay in School w/ Liz Miele 1932: Art $tar w/ Michael Khalili, Marisela, and Hennessy 2579: Here Comes Oscar w/ Hollis James and Emily Owens 2817: Numbnuts w/ Yedoye Travis 3635: O.P.P.: Other People's Phalluses

144: What ARE calories?!

Posted: 2/13/2024
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I feel like I worked out with how much fun we had recording that show! Im gonna go take a shower while you listen to stories about patterns, racism, the Superb Owl, sex positions, Valentines Day, movie plots, misandry, sex work, and fire. Episodes discussed: 219: Apple Butter 443: Proud to be an American 668: Bad Information 1534: I Will Always Love You 1726: Gone Skiin' w/ Myq Kaplan, Zach Sherwin, Ted Alexandro, and Stuckey & Murray 1926: We're Not in Kansas Anymore w/ Ted Alexandro 2569: Kill All Men w/ Marcia Belsky 2807: Unzipped w/ Billy Procida and Andrea Allan 3629: Lift Me Up

143: What's in a Name?

Posted: 1/30/2024
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Get ready to rock! This episode aint playin around! In this one we talk about the New Dude System, dreams, underwear, first dates, allergies, Valentines Day, football, beefs, hook-ups, alcohol, more football, pride, and marathons! Episodes discussed: 212: Mating Rituals 433: Sip, Rinse, Repeat w/ Spooky 658: KKKanda 889: Mantrums w/ Spooky 1525: Fucking Michal w/ Michal 1716: Good Cake, Bad Pie w/ Tim Dimond 1916: Hall of Fake w/ Dan Soder 2560: He Who Must Not Be Named w/ Carly Ann Filbin and Bobby Hankinson 2797: 2018 24-Hour Marathon: Dante Nero and the Proud Boys w/ Dante Nero and Micah Sherman 3222: 2020 24-Hour Marathon: The Beginning w/ Patrick Schroeder and Rojo Perez

142: Double Tap

Posted: 1/16/2024
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Lets jump into this episode where we discuss coping mechanisms, dreams, dudes, dirty talk, disappointments, toilet behavior, movies, drugs, musicals, rehab, dieting, vague posting, promiscuity, marathons, and astrology. Episodes discussed: 423: What Would You Do with Money 651: KATG the Musical w/ Keith McNally 881: Give and Take w/ Keith McNally, Ayn, and Mike the Intern 1707: Tour de KATG 1907: American Hustle w/ John F. O'Donnell 2790: Arts & Culture 3217: In The Stars w/ Julia Schachter

141: Its a Chu Day!

Posted: 1/2/2024
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Happy Chu Year, everyone! Lets start the year off right by talking about drugs, fuckin, a lot more fuckin, hipsters, glitter, evil men, parents, parties, refrigerators, elves, injuries, and comebacks. Episodes discussed: 415: Recess Wrap-Up 2295: Arrested Developments 2539: Kill Martin w/ Laurie Kilmartin and Jason Burke 2781: Common Sense 3000: Show #3,000 w/ Adam Brown 3614: St. Malley

140: Angel from Heaven

Posted: 11/28/2023
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Hi! We discuss hiking, feedback, quitting, coffee, crutches, anger, phones, Me Too, and jump ropes. Episodes discussed: 181: Finish Her! 626: Back to Work w/ Drew Wininger 1496: Thinking Ahead 1688: Mum's the Word 2522: Credit Where Credit Is Due w/ Sharron Paul, Liz Miele, and Mike Lemme 2764: Men Are from Hell, Women Are from Venus w/ Ted Alexandro 2986: Used to Hate Him w/ Brother Love 3607: Spinning Out w/ Matty Ryan

139: Task Rabbit

Posted: 11/14/2023
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Whats up, sluts! Curious if Ive been sticking to the rivers and the lakes that Im used to? Listen in while we discuss that as well as pawn shops, bodily fluids, predictions, acting, running, babies, marriage, ice cubes, Larry David, asses, pills, body hair, and rabbits. Episodes discussed: 172: The Michael Carrino Interview w/ Michael Carrino and Matt B 387: Crushed w/ Patrick the Director and Quiet Chad 618: You're Fired! 847: Baby's First Show w/ Chris, Lori, and Baby William Shephard 1493: Love & Marriage w/ Josh Latta and Erin 1688: Jagged Edge w/ Lucas McCain 1877: A Bowld Move w/ Joyelle Nicole 2088: Sick Sex w/ KATG live guests 2514: One Bad Day w/ Alyssa Limperis and Shalewa Sharpe 2756: Pill Head 2979: The Stalk Market w/ Lucie Pohl 3189: Shitstorm w/ Kyle Ocasio 3602: High Score w/ Casey James Salengo

138: Two Dum Dums

Posted: 11/1/2023
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Happy Halloween! In this episode we talk about being slutty, impulse control, The Cheesecake Factory, g*psies, ninjas, trick or treating, psychics, America, LGBTQ stuff, strippers, energy, The Sandman, and bros. Episodes discussed: 377: No Candy Here 609: Dum Dums 837: N.D.P.A.C. 1486: God's Plan 1869: Noted w/ Victor Varnado 2503: Outed w/ Kerry Coddett and Emma Willmann 2746: Cupcakes and War w/ Matteo Lane 2970: Kentucky by Choice w/ Vicky Kuperman 3596: Friends in Show Places w/ Gabe Mollica

137: No Touching

Posted: 10/17/2023
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Hey all you goofy grapes, heres another humdinger of an episode! We find out whos really fucking whom in my sex life, and we discuss small towns, MySpace, anger, cleanliness, bottle openers, True Life, being sick, touching, robbery, haircuts, day drinking, sex work, and audio engineering. 156: Relationship Lesson #47 367: Reverse Advertising 600: Jesse Joyce w/ Jesse Joyce 1478: Bodily Dysfunctions 1671: Undecided w/ Louis Katz 1860: Dyslexia w/ Liz Miele 2070: That's the Spirit w/ Daliya Karnofsky and Adam Peltier 2493: Vetting Process w/ MJ Knefel and Liz Magee 2736: #LandscapeMode w/ Josh Gondelman and Casey James Salengo 2960: The Art of the Pimp w/ Jon Laster 3590: The Perfect Guest w/ Brother Love and Craig Klein

136: CLEAR!

Posted: 10/3/2023
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This episode of the pod starts out a little serious. Life happens and we have to talk about it. Then we discuss helping, dating, clowning, THE ARMY, movies, anger, and accents. Episodes Discussed: 147: Learning Curve 358: Wakka Wakka w/ Max Darwin 591: A Hero's Departure w/ The Gunner 821: Drill, Baby, Drill w/ Spooky and Matt B 1471: Ted's American Dream? w/ Ted Alexandro and Tom McCaffrey 1664: Hard Restart w/ Chris Laker and Jaqueline Novak 2727: The Heartbreakers w/ Chris Laker 2950: Raw Dog w/ Andrea Allan

135: Bless This Home

Posted: 9/19/2023
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Hot soup! Were serving up another order of laughs with a side of cringe in this episode! We discuss vulnerability, coworkers, health, accidents, podcasting, fighting, gifts, cleanliness, globes, standup, lies, food, and hospitals. Episodes discussed: 139: Who's Sicker? 349: Podcasting = MONEY!!! w/ Max Darwin 581: Rock of Love? w/ Patrice 811: Octopus Genitalia w/ Ray DeVito 1849: Breaking Syria Down w/ John and MJ Knefel 2055: Voice Your Opinion w/ Keith Lowell Jensen 2246: Airplane Mode w/ Jessica Watkins 2717: Just One More! w/ Joanna Shaw Flamm 2941: Spidey Sense w/ Connor Creagan 3582: Not Alright, Not Alright, Not Alright

134: Vibes

Posted: 9/13/2023
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Welcome back, builders! Were on the construction site this week hauling jokes and installing lols! In this episode we discuss work, showering, poker, laughing, tattoos, tagging, social cues, gender, and dating. Episodes discussed: 134: The Girl on PMS 344: Blind Date and Overweight w/ Michael Khalili 576: Dinner Conversation w/ Spooky 806: Skirting the Issue 1460: Elvis Lives w/ Elvis Rico 1652: Multiple Profile Disorder w/ Brent Sullivan 2468: Greenout w/ Andrea Allan 2712: Fashion Victim w/ Shannon Noll and Andrea Allan 2936: Keith's New Fiance w/ Kyle Ocasio 3150: Are You Kiddin' Me? w/ Chelsea White

133: 20%

Posted: 8/29/2023
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Lets hear it for the boy who is back with another installment of his messy life! Right up top we play a new game before we get into discussing judging appearances, retail pressure, brunch, What Do We Do Now?, cologne, scams, banks, sobriety, and dating. Episodes discussed: 124: Musically Declined 335: Working for a Living 567: Abuse 797: Wedding Preparations 1452: Survival of the Fattest 1643: Let's Hear It for the Boy w/ Nikki Glaser and Sara Schaefer 2044: Down the Road w/ Bonnie McFarlane 2704: Goodbye, Veronica w/ Josh Accardo 2931: CHRISTIanity w/ Christi Chiello 3577: Revenge Abs w/ Liz Miele

132: Set and Setting

Posted: 8/16/2023
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Hey psychonauts! Were taking a trip back in time, so make sure you ate the right things and youre in the right place to blast off into space! In this episode we discuss physicals, self-destructive behavior, technology, regrets, college, drugs, police, cleanliness, religion, and pizza. Shows Discussed: 114: State of the Show Address 326: Chavs are Bollocks, Innit? w/ Matt Bray 557: Locked Up w/ Brother Love 787: FTW w/ Adam Brown 1832: As the World Burns w/ Andrew Short 2694: Make Racists Scared Again 2923: The Case for Christ w/ Kyle Thompson 3573: Tony Pizza w/ Danny Vega

131: Sex Traffickers

Posted: 8/9/2023
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Hey Jabronis! Ive been released from my captors long enough to record a podcast with them! In this episode we discuss love, sex, taxes, police, abortions, OCD, psychics, politics, movies, travel, and Covid! Episodes discussed: 321: Search This 552: Eau de Whore w/ Brother Love 783: KATG Marathon: Pendejo w/ Robert Alvarez 1438: Parallel Thinking w/ Brother Love 1827: Brolo's Got Talent w/ Brother Love 2030: Nod Your Head to This w/ Marcia Belsky 2689: 2 Kings 1 Throne w/ Rob Haze 2918: Unguided Nations w/ Richie Tolway 3570: It Doesn't Matter


Posted: 7/25/2023
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Hey Barbies, Kens, and Allans! We got a super swell show for you with a super special guest! In this episode we talk about COVID, death, fitness, podcasting, squatting, drinking, parenting, girl-bonding, moving, cruises, and more parenting! Episodes discussed: 101: The Past will Haunt You 312: In Heat 542: The Simpsons Movie w/ Mona and Adam Brown 773: To the Limit 1818: News Whore w/ Mandy Stadtmiller and Graham Smith 2020: Pretty Pretty w/ Carmen Lynch and Liz Miele 2679: Passion Dust w/ Kenny DeForest 3120: Raw w/ Gina Brillon 3564: Mike Cannon's Huge Mistake w/ Mike Cannon

129: With or Without Chu

Posted: 7/18/2023
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Keith and Hollywood Craig Klein fill in for a COVID-ridden Newsychu. Episodes discussed: 92: Ray Visits 1429: Mind Altering 1624: Funny and Die w/ Myq Kaplan 1814: What Women Want w/ Mark Normand 2015: Concession Stand w/ Ari Shaffir 2674: Don't Say It w/ Ari Shaffir 2905: How to Google Porn w/ Ryan Schutt 3115: Mind Your Own Business w/ Neko White 3561: The Rehearsal w/ Atheer Yacoub

128: Windows Restart Sound

Posted: 7/10/2023
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I love this show! Get ready to get all your chores done and all of your steps in because we went the distance in this episode! We discussed my busy life, my sexy life, God, guilt, jail, computers, IOUs, fame, concerts, food, squirting, dick pics, and marathons. Episodes discussed: 82: America We Stand As One w/ Dennis Madalone 296: Advanced Racism w/ Max Darwin 525: Cages and Rats 755: Dah-Dahn Da-Dah w/ Keith McNally 1415: Knowing is Half the Battle 1614: Realm of Logic w/ Victor Varnado and Myka Fox 1801: RISK! w/ Kevin Allison 2004: Tesla 2416: Macroaggression w/ Peggy OLeary and Dan Abraham 2661: Piss Adjacent w/ Alison Klemp 2891: Vertical Smile w/ Kerry Coddett 3102: F.I.N.E. w/ Calvin Cato 3555: No Heart (Your Body Is Mine) w/ Betsy & Jack Helmuth and Caitlin Peluffo

127: Coming in Hot

Posted: 6/13/2023
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Holy smokes this show starts off with drama and it doesnt stop! Listen along as we discuss opinions, Transformers, celebrity trials, relating, exes, age, tragedy, roommates, and job references. Episodes discussed: 72: Jackson Free, Ricans Jailed 287: Wasted Youth 516: Daddy & Me w/ Peyton Clarkson 1606: The Cat's Meow w/ Eliot Glazer 1797: Emotional Terrorism w/ Marga Gomez 1995: Danny's Mom (Ay Dios Mio) w/ Tom Shillue and Danny Hatch 2406: Thoughts No Prayers w/ Danny Hatch 2651: Hoo-Ha w/ Brandon Scott Wolf and Richie Tolway 2882: Sex Moves: The Godfather Part II w/ Conor Delahanty and J. P. McDade 3281: Statues of Limitations w/ Ben Katzner 3549: Don't Jump Around w/ Rod Morrow

126: Heterosexual Nonsense

Posted: 6/7/2023
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Happy Pride yall! This is one gay ass episode! We talk about dudes, movies, teeth, customer service, roommates, doggie bags, addiction, The Golden Girls, depression, nudity, vocabulary, and being an open book. Episodes discussed: 68: Reading is for Faggots 283: Committed 512: Out of the Vagina w/ Patrice 1195: Chicken Soup for the Dick 1404: A Rat Like Me w/ Jono Zalay 1602: Fifty Shades of Gay w/ James Adomian 1794: Those Were the Days w/ Eliot Glazer and Jackie Mancini 2402: 2 Fast 2 Furious w/ Bob Hawk 2647: In Tents w/ Kate Willet 2878: Mortified w/ Dave Nadelberg 3088: Wild 'N Out w/ Maddy Smith 3414: Funny That Way w/ Julia Scotti

125: Cotton Eye Chu

Posted: 5/23/2023
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Chu here! Tune in to find out what I may have contracted during my free time! In this episode we talk about clowns, soda, paranoia, movies, The Rapture, OCD, cargo shorts, and love. Episodes discussed: 58: Mommy & Me, DAMMIT! w/ Patrice 273: I Said it's a Date! 502: Do You Love Me? w/ MC Deuce Deuce 735: Innocence Lost w/ Patrice 1394: It Smells 1592: Did you leave your oven on? w/ Paul Hooper 2637: You're Shittin' Me w/ David Ilku, Mike Albo, and Nora Burns 2867: The Nerve w/ Rojo Perez 3272: Daddy Issues w/ Keith and Ken Malley 3542: In My Feelings w/ Myka Fox

124: Geodude42

Posted: 5/10/2023
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Hey yall! Maybe dont eat food during the beginning of this episode? We discuss ducks, loitering, Guardians of the Galaxy (spoilers), Paris, Dave & Busters, justice, touching, Mothers Day, OCD, pulp, and wrestling. Episodes discussed: 48: Fuck Paris Hilton 492: Keep the Change w/ Drew Wininger 725: Death or Destruction 1384: I am Woman 1584: Private Dancer w/ Diane O'Debra 1775: Movers and Shakers w/ Burt Paseos 2627: A Pulpy Load w/ Jason Burke 2859: The Bitter Buddha w/ Eddie Pepitone 3536: From Chocolate to Morphine w/ Marty DeRosa

123: Pink'o'Titty

Posted: 5/2/2023
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Strap on your feedbag and dig into this delicious episode where we discuss temperatures, crack, France, Second Life, terrorists, middle school, Sesame Street, and therapy. Episodes discussed: 263: Cheaters 487: Da Bomb w/ Brother Love 1379: Osama bin Laden is Dead w/ Myq Kaplan and Zach Sherwin 1580: Ten Dollars and a Dream w/ Myka Fox 1770: Where in the World Is Patrick Carlin? 1970: The Boxer w/ Ashley Brooke Roberts 2622: Eracist w/ Chris Roberti and Joe Schiappa 2855: The Machine w/ Bert Kreischer 3533: Self-Snitching w/ Clark Jones

122: I Had to Be Told Too

Posted: 4/25/2023
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Did you wash your hands and brush your teeth? Good. Youre now ready for this funky episode of Chu & A! We discuss sci fi and fantasy, rules, costumes, calendars, sleeping, hygiene, bartending, skinheads, high school, and proper document handling. Episodes discussed: 37: School Up In Ya 715: Our Own Fans w/ Keith McNally 1374: Cancelled 1575: Dog Eat Baby 1765: Tell the Bartender w/ Katharine Heller 1965: Bait-and-Bash w/ Ken Reid 2617: Greg Weighs In w/ Jim Tews 2852: Never Not Funny w/ Jimmy Pardo 3065: The Mirror 3530: Just a Perfect Day

121: The Suntalker

Posted: 4/18/2023
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Newsy here! I come right out of the gate with silliness and it doesnt stop until the end! We discuss hygiene, KATG Week, massages, dentists, movie sex, Vine, dreams, acting, and e-mails. 32: Ginny My Clothes Already 260: The Big Time w/ Adam Brown 1760: Remake w/ Tim Dimond 1962: Dreamer w/ Andrea Allan 3059: Come With Me w/ Rojo Perez and Tone Bell 3527: Thank You, Dad w/ Liz Miele

120: QBJ

Posted: 3/30/2023
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This show has all the danger, sex, shit-talking, and general goofiness that you came for! In this episode we discuss fails, dating, hooking up, grammar, balloons, turtlenecks, exercise, and organizing. Episodes discussed: 17: Asian Torture 248: Little Black Lies w/ Original Andrea 698: Deconstructing McNally w/ Keith McNally 1361: Apocalypse Me 1753: Tall Order w/ Andrew Short 2353: Home Improvement w/ Carrie Gravenson

119: Steak and Buttplug Day

Posted: 3/15/2023
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Its Pi Day! Come grab a slice of this sweet sweet episode where we discuss audio gear, customer service, American Idol, listener letters, guy time, AIM, baths, driving instructors, and comedy booking. Episodes discussed: 6: Jeff the Jerkoff 238: Missing the Joke 461: Psychology 101 1353: Daddy Issues 1553: Get in the Game w/ Costaki Economopoulos 1745: 5th Annual KATGuh Award Winners 1942: Download This, Sweetheart w/ Katharine Heller 2343: I Know What I Know w/ Marlena Rodriguez 2589: In Da Tub w/ Siobhan O'Loughlin 2826: NSFW w/ Andrea Allan 3038: Operation Varsity Blues w/ Mike Lawrence and Paul Hooper 3514: The Boss w/ Gabe Henry

118: Nuts

Posted: 3/8/2023
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Happy 18 years down, Keith and Chemda! They started from the bottom and now theyre here talking about butts with me! In this episode we discuss podcasting, early KATG, dieting, grammar, preparations, lazy interviewers, dissertations, testicles, tattoos, The Tour, potential drama, bisexuals, and Spain! Episodes discussed: 1: Show #1 233: One Year Down 456: Two Years Down 684: Three Years Down w/ Keith McNally and Jeff Schneider 1137: The 76-Hour Podcast w/ Myka Fox and Myq Kaplan 1548: Seven Years Down w/ John and Molly Knefel 1740: Eight Years Down w/ Christian Finnegan, Myka Fox, Ben Lerman, and Hennessy 1937: Nine Years Down w/ Ben Lerman, Danny Hatch and Matteo Lane 2338: 11 Years Down w/ Ray DeVito and Nick Turner 2584: 12 Years Down w/ Chanel Ali and Stephen Spinola 2822: The Avengers w/ Melody Kamali 3035: 2019 24-Hour Marathon: The Abuse Cycle w/ Mara Marek, Luke Touma and Melody Kamali 3511: 17 Years Down

117: Genius

Posted: 2/28/2023
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We play some clips on here that leave me sweating! We discuss massage school, Cocaine Bear, memories, celebrities, bands, stand-up submissions, boundaries, poker, facial expressions, and first aid. Episodes discussed: 229: Bitch Face 451: Prove Me Wrong 1344: Inside the Octagon w/ Patrice 1542: Submitted for Your Approval w/ Victor Varnado and Myka Fox 1735: Allegedly w/ Billy Procida 1933: Change is Coming w/ Rachel Feinstein 2818: Hooked w/ Chris Laker 3509: Da Fuck?!

116: Hole Filler

Posted: 2/21/2023
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What a fun, silly episode we have for you today. I really love digging up the memories of Keith and Chemda and laughing together with them. Ew that was so sincere. We talked about buttering, microdosing, Silent Trailers, Sniffies, accents, advertising, secrets, hygiene, makeup, gambling, contracts, breakups, bootcamp, and flags. Episodes discussed: 448: Chamsa 673: The Moment of Truth w/ Patrice 1730: Oscar! Oscar! w/ Hennessy 2813: Benefits w/ Emily Lubin 3029: Combat Speed w/ Ben Katzner 3506: Red Flags w/ Trey Galyon

115: Body Doubles

Posted: 2/14/2023
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Hey there, Valentines! Consider this episode my gift to you. (I assume my gift is in the mail.) In this love-filled episode we discuss Valentines Day, body doubles, communication, stress, sweet bread, milk, school, anxiety, paranoia, beards, dieting, and the Super Bowl. Episodes discussed: 220: Not for You 444: I Heart Orgasms w/ Spooky and Liam McEneaney 2570: The Ex-Files w/ Jes Tom and Katharine Heller 2808: Everything's Fine w/ Tracey Carnazzo 3025: Reality Blows w/ Nick Maritato 3503: Where in the World Is Chemda?

114: Youre Burt Reynolds Now

Posted: 2/7/2023
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Hello VIP! You know how we do it over here, so lets get to it! This week we talk about The Marathon, massage, dangerous children, gluten, Super Bowls, The Avengers, KATG Week, adult babies, uncles, The Eagles, dirty talk, and drinking habits! Episodes discussed: 439: Pay the Way 664: Inappropriate Behavior w/ Patrice 1333: RIP Keith Malley w/ Ray DeVito 1530: Hulk Type w/ Ben Lerman 1722: The Prodigal Son w/ Carmen Lynch 1922: No Disrespect w/ Chris Distefano 2565: The Next Episode w/ Petey DeAbreu 2802: Im Sooo Sorry w/ Rojo Perez 3021: Get That Nut w/ Patrick Schroeder 3498: 2022 24-Hour Marathon: The Beginning w/ Dana Gould and Mike Cannon

113: Peelings

Posted: 2/1/2023
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And just like that everything is back to normal! Lets jump right into it: This week we talk about zombies, HUAR, running, The Force, names, party etiquette, UCB, bitcoin, Al-Anon and the marathon. Episodes discussed: 434: Sideline Ho 659: Harry Pooter 1328: Splice 1526: Anything for a Woman w/ Shane Mauss 1717 : The Angry Inch 1917 : Juan is the Loneliest Number 2798: Crypto w/ Jeremy West 3017: Impractical Jokers w/ Mike Fiona 3496: Disingenuous w/ Nick Vatterott

112: Ill Be Fine

Posted: 1/24/2023
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Oh boy. Some weeks youre on top and the next week youre a flop. Take some Prozac before tuning in to this episode where we discuss dashed hopes, dropped plates, short shifts, art installations, juicing, foreign customs, empowerment, tights, and punching up. Episodes discussed: 209: Deconstructing Spooky w/ Spooky 429: Picking Fights 1323: This Show Is Free 1712: Good Grief w/ Dan Hirshon and Jay Nog 1912: Whip It w/ Amber Nelson 2555: Alternative Facts w/ Alingon Mitra 3013: What Men Want w/ Andrew Casertano 3493: Feet of Clay w/ Jeff Scheen

111: The Matrix

Posted: 1/17/2023
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We back, yall! Make sure to check the photos on Reddit before you listen, cause Im coming in hot! In our first 2023 episode, we discuss gentlemen, porn scenarios, shitty gifts, my future, sports, knees, customer service, Batman, soldiers, the Friend Zone, and hair metal. Episodes discussed: 204: Boycott AOL 424: Idiocracy 652: The Boss' Wife w/ Brother Love 1517: Reality Bites 1708: Take a Knee 2549: Latin Standards w/ Marga Gomez 2791: Friend Zone w/ Jessie Jolles 3490: Peacemaker

110: Sleepover Chu

Posted: 12/7/2022
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Happy holidays! Enjoy the gift of laughter as we discuss gentlemen callers, surprise relationships, resumes, snitches, airline etiquette, saltpeter, relationships that wont end, Ye, surprise naked, and pioneers. Episodes discussed: 182: How to Build a Resume 633: Rules of the Game w/ Adam Brown 1092: In the Bushes w/ Ben Lerman 1303: Saltpeter w/ Ben Lerman and Mark Normand 1502: Bloop w/ Giulia Rozzi 2529: Theory of Ye w/ Rob Haze 2771: Sex Ed w/ Carmen Lynch and John Reynolds 2993: Robotripping w/ Lucas Connolly 3353: Voices in My Head w/ Lucie Pohl

109: Me, Chu, and Chemda Too!

Posted: 12/1/2022
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Hot Soup! We got another banger of an episode for you over here! First off, Happy Birthday, Chemda! In this episode the gang discusses touring, accents, airlines, comedians, truth-telling, vegans, football, Drunk History, addicts, and dog bites. Episodes discussed: 182: Friendly Skies 630: The Greats w/ Joe DeRosa 1498: Since Time Vegan w/ Myq Kaplan 2097: Johnny Podcast 2524: Adam Solves Everything w/ Sharron Paul and Josie Long 2766: Complicit w/ Rojo Perez 2988: Loose Cannon w/ Mike Cannon

108: Gay Identifier

Posted: 11/23/2022
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It's lovely weather for sleigh ride together with Chu! On todays sleigh ride through memory lane we talk about solo clown jobs, raising kids, gay Thanksgiving, salt, U2, confessions, impressions, break ups, and blood pressure. Episodes discussed: 180: Idiot Box 624: Douchebag Necessities 1086: Rules of Engagement 2520: Two Keg Minimum w/ Rae Sanni 2984: The Picture w/ J.P. McDade and Conor Delehanty 3194: Dump Cake w/ Patrick Schroeder and Will Winner 3348: The Good Anger w/ Lewis Black

107: Chu's Got the Blues

Posted: 11/15/2022
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Welcome back, folks! I just supported How about you? In this episode, we talked about medical stuff, guy stuff, kid stuff, money stuff, ass stuff, football stuff, and lingerie. Episodes discussed: 173: Free Booze 619: Foreign Affairs w/ Patrice 1293: Loko w/ Kyle Thompson 1494: Horsing Around w/ John F. O'Donnell 1689: My Tattoo Cents w/ Victor Varnado 2274: Vive la France w/ Myka Fox 2515: It's a Man's World w/ Alyssa Limperis and Tommy McNamara 2757: Hope of the Hood w/ Petey DeAbreu 3473: What Are Words w/ Kevin Allison

106: The Most Beautiful Thing in the World

Posted: 11/9/2022
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Welcome back to the easiest breeziest show on the planet! In this episode we talk about client feedback, L.A., dating, hoarding, shitbird behavior, weddings, fan feedback, forums, drunk behavior, bad guests, more dating, and gloating. Episodes discussed: 169: Nice to Know Ya, California 616: Castrating Spooky w/ Spooky 1077: I'm Happy w/ Faceboy 1289: What Did I Do? w/ Keith Alberstadt 1491: Guy Code 2084: What Would You Do? w/ Danny Hatch and Ray DeVito 2271: Fun with Words w/ Ian Edwards 2510: Callback w/ Jesse Jolles and Brandon Scott Wolf 2752: Pink Cloud w/ Brian Baldinger and Victoria Taylor 3342: Fuck Your Feelings w/ Jeff Meacham

105: Ugh!

Posted: 11/3/2022
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This week we start things off on a high note and then we ease on down memory lane. We talked about cheaters, weed, being sick, desserts, accidents, antibiotics, tap water, energy, crack, paranormal activity, and loyalty! Episodes discussed: 165: The Girl, M.D. 611: A Taste of Hate 1072: A Killer Surprise 1284: Charmed w/ Ben Lerman 1682: Kickstart My Heart w/ Gaby Dunn and Josh Gondelman 2505: PlentyOfFisch w/ Jon Fisch and Ophira Eisenberg 3339: My Past Actions w/ Mike Lawrence

104: Show Up and Shut Up

Posted: 10/26/2022
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Another successful Chu & A on the books! In this episode, we talk about tricks, traffic, the MTA, superhero movies, impressions, shrimp, Kansas City, surgery, marathons, and bartending. Episodes discussed: 1067: On Air 1279: The Bitch from Baltimore w/ Michael Khalili and Kyle Thompson 1484: Handle with Care w/ Trey Galyon 1678: Off the Boat 2265: Live in Kansas City 2015 w/ The KATG Tour Gang, James Inman, and Larry Sells 2500: Show #2,500 w/ Chanel Ali 2743: Momentum w/ Peyton Clarkson 3336: Ive Got a Feeling w/ Patrick Schroeder

103: Asspipe

Posted: 10/19/2022
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Lets get into it! We got dudes, dildos, pipes, ribbing, robots, imagination, yoga, pizza toppings, weed, bank accounts, editing, football, aliens, and ghosts! Episodes discussed: 158: Friendly Ribbing 602: Pulling Out w/ Liam McEneaney and Spooky 1063: The Falcon Has Landed w/ Ben Lerman 1275: The League of Extraordinary Barbershop Quartet Men w/ Ray DeVito and Tom Shillue 1480: Poon w/ Jesse Joyce 1673: Ill Fuck Your Mom w/ Nate Bargatze 2495: Money to Burn w/ Lance Weiss 2738: Father Figures w/ Carmen Lynch, Chanel Ali, and Amber Rollo

102: Loud but Lovely

Posted: 10/6/2022
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Chu is on the block with another hit! After I sing my song and tell my tales, we talk about inappropriate work media, birthdays, jail, passing gas, expiration dates, protests, 5 a.m., YouTube comments, and behavioral economics. Episodes discussed: 149: Want Some Candy? 593: Parental Guidance w/ Spooky 1056: The Nightmare w/ Hennessy 1266: Pull Up Your Pants and Don't Be a Nazi w/ Carmen Lynch 1473: The Economics of Comedy w/ Hannibal Buress 2485: Balls of Steel w/ Joel Kim Booster 2952: Psychedelics w/ Shane Mauss

101: B.A.B.Y.

Posted: 9/28/2022
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Finally, we find out for good if Newsy is a top or a bottom! We also discuss who Charlie was sleeping with, who won the 2007 Peoples Choice Podcasting Award, how comedians should sign their CDs, who Keith owes an apology to, who is welcome, what happened to the Jolly Rancher, who framed Roger Rabbit, and who told you Keith would try and bait you? Episodes discussed: 144: Keith and The Girl's Dad 588: We Win! 1051: Bear the Shame w/ Jesse Joyce and Micah Sherman 1261: Who Hurt You? w/ Hennessy and Diane O'Debra 1468: Sheer Heart Attack w/ Peyton Clarkson 1661 Rats and Weasels w/ Ray DeVito 2252: Dinner & a Movie & Therapy w/ Paul Gilmartin 2480: Foreskin, Against Skin w/ Ashley Brooke Roberts and Nick Maritato 2948: Sounding Off w/ Shelton Lindsay and Robin Virginie

100: Five Guys

Posted: 9/21/2022
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Woot woot! Come celebrate our 100th episode with some wholesome content from your old pal Chu! Just kidding! This episode is full of lies, curses, poo, theft, prostitution, penetration, and Yom Kippur. Episodes Discussed: 140: Satan Sucks 583: Shit Talking w/ Adam Brown 1046: Chicken Fucker w/ Ben Lerman 1256: A Penny for your Bullshit? w/ Newsy and Kyle Thompson 1656: Keith's Boyfriend w/ Brother Love 2475: A Curse on Your Family w/ Stephen Spinola 2719: What's in a Name? w/ Neruda Williams 2943: #MeToo w/ Marcia Belsky 3321: That Was Yesterday w/ Chuck Palmer

99: Dagger!

Posted: 9/15/2022
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Were back from vacation and ready to do some podcasting! This week we talk about music, pillow talk, camping, being enabled, jobs, bad friends, parents, snacks, karate, and football. Episodes discussed: 136: Liam McEneaney w/ Liam McEneaney 578: The Gun Show w/ Matt B and Victor Varnado 1041: The Love Experience w/ Brother Love 1252: Devil's Advocate w/ Costaki Economopoulos 1462: Enabled w/ Keith McNally 2470: Happy Campers w/ Ahmed Bharoocha 3318: We're Not Gonna Take It

98: 2 Dads 1 College

Posted: 8/31/2022
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Its Chu time again, and this week the gang finds themselves on the open sea! We discuss the guest who loves Cockney, Chemda the extra funny clown, a roommate hiding pee, a man breaking his feet, and someone not understanding TV. Episodes discussed: 126: Sins of the World 1031: Wordplay w/ Myq Kaplan 1243: All Grown Up w/ Kyle Thompson 1454: Double Standard w/ Pat Dixon 1645: The Civil War II w/ Jeffrey Joseph 2237: Brother Love and Marriage w/ Brother Love and Sarah Tomek 2461: Future Unclear w/ Shane Mauss 2705: Go for It 3314: RIP Black Panther w/ Sam Evans

97: Backshots!

Posted: 8/24/2022
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When a show title has an exclamation point in it, you know we had an extra good time making it! This week we have a KATG poker champion as a guest to witness the chaos that is CHU & A, where we talk about scheduling, bloody noses, wrestling, diving, crying, fashion, pranks, roasting, and tour stuff. Episodes Discussed: 121: Not for Sale w/ Deuce Deuce 564: Lovers, Fighters 1027: Party Hard w/ Andrew W.K. 1449: Little Baby Faggot Strikes Again w/ Christian Finnegan 2232: Shit Show w/ Danny, Katharine Heller, Ray DeVito, and Hennessy

96: Freezer Burn

Posted: 8/17/2022
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Newsy here! Im still alive (sorta) and back for another jam packed episode! This week we discuss work uniforms, friendship dynamics, church, McDonalds, workplace resentment, child abuse, and high school superlatives. Episodes discussed: 116: Duck, Duck, Uh-Oh! w/ Andrea 559: Clean and Sober 1023: Speaking of Gay w/ Christian Finnegan and Jesse Joyce 1234: Nerdtopia w/ Mike Lawrence and Newsy 1445: Hurts So Good w/ Mike Recine 2229: Straight Outta Compton w/ Justy Dodge and Farah Brook 2696: Hell on Earth w/ Jena Friedman

95: Timestamp!

Posted: 8/11/2022
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After a healthy slice of Life, we talk about truth, computers, child rearing, Jewish things, race, teaching, comedy, stress, and managers. Its a spicy serving! Episodes discussed: 110: Technical Difficulties 554: Public Indecency 1019: Black Comedy w/ Marc Maron 1440: What a Riot! w/ Jeffrey Joseph 2225: Well Said w/ Christian Finnegan 2446: It's All Greek to Me w/ Kelly Fastuca 2691: Cool Down w/ Anthony DeVito and Julia Solomon

94: 1 Starr

Posted: 8/3/2022
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Your friend Chu is back and too excited about the questionable decisions hes making! In this episode we discuss The Mechanic, clown jobs, final tweets, Second Life, comedy pay rates, small talk, reviews, geopoliticals, Daredevils, and tomatoes. Episodes discussed: 107: Suck a Dick Wednesday 549: Whore Etiquette w/ Spooky 1014: 5 Stars w/ Ted Alexandro 1436: Paranoid w/ Mike Sacks 1634: Retarded Good w/ John F. O'Donnell 2220: The Gaslight Anthem w/ John F. O'Donnell 2441: Foster the People w/ Chanel Ali

93: The Wisdom to Know

Posted: 7/27/2022
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If youre having a bad day, tune in to find out how to get yourself out of a funk! We also talk about The Rehearsal, Canada, criticism, mugging, God, jingles, ADHD, and feelings. Episodes discussed: 544: Team Drunk Ottawa w/ Dr. Bri and Matt B 1009: Getting Spooked w/ Myq Kaplan, Myka Fox, and Michael Khalili 1227: Fried Salad w/ Newsy, Kyle Thomson, and Bex Schwartz 1431: Free to Go w/ Jesse Joyce 2436: Smile w/ Janelle James 2681: The Great Divide w/ Norlex Belma 3299: Home Wreck w/ Christi Chiello

92: Would You Rather

Posted: 7/20/2022
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Were back with another exciting episode of How Did Chu Not Die This Week? We talked about recurring payments, public defenders, eels, earwax, drunk texting, tough choices, the MTA, and bros. Episodes discussed: 98: What a Beach 540: Lateral Thinking w/ Spooky 1005: 1-900-HAHA-FUCK w/ Hennessy 1222: 100% w/ Myka Fox 1428: News of the World w/ Yannis Pappas 2431: Go HAM or Go Home w/ Subhah Agarwal 2676: Bro Code w/ Jared Fried 3296: Snowflakes w/ Sarah Tollemache

91: Why?

Posted: 7/14/2022
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Hi! Im back from our summer vacation and still feeling hot! After finding out which wild horse came back to Newsys Dude Ranch, we tackle heterophobia, directors, college, racism, coming out, identity, catcalling, and Early Pandemic. Episodes discussed: 93: War and Peace 1218: Shitty Shitty Bang Bang w/ Emmy and Newsy 2671: Heroes Never Die w/ Lucie Pohl and Tracy Soren 3293: Risky Business

90: Period

Posted: 6/29/2022
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Hello VIPers! This week we start off with Chu having another existential crisis before getting into thumbs, grammar, alcoholism, bugs, creeps, balls, and bingo. Episodes discussed: 84: Drinking on the Job 527: Off to the Market w/ Dina 992: Keith is a Drunk 1209: The N Word w/ Christian Finnegan 1417: Missed Connections w/ Nikki Glaser 2417: The Late Quincy Jones w/ Quincy Jones 2663: Dantes Inferno w/ Dante Nero 3288: 0% Tolerance w/ Carmen Lynch

89: Daddy Issues

Posted: 6/22/2022
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Happy summer, Chu & Angels! I hope youre ready for another boring week where nothing happens in my life. In this episode we talk about picnics, kindness, death, atheists, Fathers Day, football, drugs, and New York attitude. Episodes discussed: 79: When News Hits Home 523: Potty Mouth w/ Spooky, Matt B & Dina 986: The Atheist Club w/ F-MOS 1205: Whistleblower w/ Faceboy 1413: Faster Than the Speed of Love w/ John and Molly Knefel 2412: The Kid Stays in the Picture w/ Chris Laker 2658: The Onion w/ Carly Ann Filbin 3285: Forgivey

88: Wheels Up

Posted: 6/15/2022
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Hey hey it's my birthday! Im so glad I got to spend it laughing with friends, and that includes you! This week we talked about hotels, divorce, veterans, 40s, LGBTQ issues, candy, theft, wrestling, and tech support. Episodes discussed: 74: The Greatest Generation 518: Cruel Intentions w/ Dina 980: Choke-take w/ Newsy, Ben Lerman and Hennessy 1200: The Guest House w/ Eliel and Diane ODebra 1408: Pizza Be With You w/ John F. ODonnell 2408: Pics or It Didn't Happen w/ Michael Khalili 2653: Across the Pond w/ Iain Lee and Katherine Boyle 3282: Karen

87: Gay by Choice

Posted: 6/8/2022
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Hey hey its Chu & A! Its time to save the day with all the shit I have to say! Dudes? Check. Butts? Got em! What else did we talk about? Nails, infections, pills, parental support, gay guts, liars, stoners, and breakups. Episodes discussed: 69: The Girl on Vicodin 513: Cockfights w/ Spooky and Dina 1196: I Don't w/ Jesse Joyce 1405: Have a Laugh w/ Nick Turner 2403: FREE HAMILTON TICKETS w/ Keith Lowell Jensen and Sharron Paul 2648: Wonder Women w/ Mike Lawrence 3279: Smile, Youre on Camera

86: Smell Test

Posted: 5/26/2022
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This episode starts off silly, gets dark really fast, and then goes back to silly. Youre in for quite a ride! We talk about tantrums, hookups, child lovers, strip clubs, dive bars, t-shirts, final episodes, bus drivers, football, expiration dates, and STDs! Episodes discussed: 275: Dear Police w/ Patrice 504: Very Excited! w/ Matt B and Spooky 1187: Fuck Yeah; Suck Yeah w/ Jesse Joyce 1396: Man of the People 2394: HaLOL w/ Gary Gulman 2639: The Donald Trump/Billy Bush Sex Tape w/ Cate Weinberg

85: Down the Throat

Posted: 5/19/2022
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Chu is here with laughs for you, and by the title you know I had fun this week. Lets see here, we got checks in the mail, bad tattoos, listener letters, Britney Spears, venting, babysitting, B.B. King, Girls Gone Wild, murder, and puns! Episodes discussed: 55: Free Porn 499: Rolling in the Dough w/ Adam Brown and Josh the Jew 961: Heckler w/ Myq Kaplan 1182: Acid Comedy w/ Ben Lerman and Jeff Kreisler 1391: All That Glitters 2179: The Thrill is Gone w/ Kevin Bartini 2389: Digging Up Mother w/ Doug Stanhope 2634: Pun Intended w/ Joe Berkowitz

84: 69 Is for Lovers

Posted: 5/12/2022
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CHU here! We discuss bowling, diving, forums, shit, grabbing, Xbox, GameStop, serial killers, and so much more! Episodes discussed: 50: DJ Quad 494: Big Meanie 956: Titties and Blood 1177: Cheese with Your Whine? w/ Lindsey Gentile and Kelly Wallace 1386: Who Let the Spoils Out 2176: Out of Africa w/ Sean Tucker 2384: Mommy's Little Helper w/ Molly Austin 2629: Games People Play w/ J.P. McDade

83: Oops!... I Did It Again

Posted: 5/5/2022
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Newsychu is here for you! This week is a slice of life episode; nothing crazy happening, just good fun, good friends, and good podcasting! This week we talk about Everything Everywhere All at Once, clown jobs, France, religion, terrorists, hernias, sunshine, sports, reality tv, and school conduct. Episodes discussed: 44: We Tried Whatever 264: MythSupporters 951: MC Mr. Napkins w/ Zach Sherwin 1172: Dannys Last Show w/ Danny Lobell and Newsy 1381: Take This Poll w/ Pat Dixon 2172: Eat Shit w/ Dan Soder 2379: RSVP w/ Rachel Coleman 3264 Citizenship w/ Katharine Heller

82: The Top Topper

Posted: 4/27/2022
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Its Chu Time! Today is the first episode recording from my new place and Im nervous and excited! After catching up with my slowly stabilizing life, we talk about bodily functions, theft, car accidents, being on tour, revenge and yelling, KISS, yoinking, schizophrenia, and bleach. Episodes discussed: 38: Click Here, Mom! 261: Airplane Jokes 946: Solid Bits w/ Christian Finnegan 1176: Tattoo You w/ Carmen Lynch 1376: High Times w/ Trey Galyon 1577: Disturbia w/ Bob Powers 2168: Progressive w/ Katharine Heller and Sally Tamarkin 2374: Greg 2016 w/ Anthony DeVito and Katy Olson 2619: In Da Butt w/ Frank Liotti 3261: Va Va Va Voom

81: Gay Ol Time

Posted: 4/20/2022
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Happy 4/20! Your favorite host is alive and back, with more casual tales of nonsensical questionable decisions. This week we talk about going to court, bad gas, wave punching, Twitter, The Culture High, druggies, and early quarantine days. Episodes discussed: 34: Singers Wanted 485: Who's the Pig? w/ Michael Khalili and Spooky 1163: Sign Mr Up w/ Dan Hirshon 1572: Sounds Good w/ Trey Galyon 2165: Green Day w/ Noah Gardenswartz 2369: Block the Vote w/ Anna Drezen 3259: Fuck You, Dad

80: John Petrie Day

Posted: 4/6/2022
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Its Chu Time! Were back with the usual highs and lows that are my life before jumping back in time with Keith and Chemda. This week we talk about broken elevators, Soccergirl, open relationships, sugar, sleeves, John Petrie, emails, tattoos, and the early days of COVID-19. Episodes discussed: 24: I'll Find You, John Petrie 476: Social Intercourse w/ Soccergirl and Ryan P. 1567: I Found You, John Petrie w/ Sarah Temech and Peter Grossman 2159: Presidential Material w/ John and Molly Knefel 2359: Eyes on the Prize w/ Hayley Quinn and Genevive LeJeune 2606: Now Hiring w/ Hann Cowger 2842: Assault and Batteries w/ Myq Kaplan and Zach Sherwin 3255: The Mask

79: No Slaps in America

Posted: 3/30/2022
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Its ya boy Newsy! Boy oh boy, theres drama everywhere this week! Not just in Hollyweird but in my life too! We also get jiggy with Whole Foods, airplane behavior, chatroom behavior, apologies, Passover, the lottery, tardiness, and so much more! Episodes discussed: 249: Talk of the Town w/ Patrice 928: How to Be Friends w/ Matt B, Adam Brown, and Emmy 1153: Moody w/ Moody McCarthy 1363: Dear Diary w/ Hennessy 1565: A Dollar and a Dream w/ Brother Love 2355: Bar None w/ Jordan Carlos and Sean Patton 2601: Junk in the Trunk w/ Neal Stastny

78: Xenu Forever

Posted: 3/23/2022
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Greetings Chu & Aliens! The universe keeps delivering me things, and I couldnt be more grateful. After discussing my blessings, we talk about sexy voice mails, Scientology, fights, quarantine, and having babies. Episodes discussed: 13: The Pat O'Brien Phone Sex Tapes 245: Punch Him in the Face w/ Patrice 923: The Ultimate Pleasure 1560: Mixergy w/ Andrew Warner 2350: Life of PI w/ Rojo Perez and Doug Smith 2596: Mind Over Melee w/ Liz Miele 3250: Making Bread

77: Sharing is Caring

Posted: 3/16/2022
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Welcome back to another messy episode of Chu & A! This week we get into my casual encounters, clown stories, St. Patricks Day antics, bank visits, couch surfing, etiquette around gifts, dating profiles, getting sick, and marathons. Episodes discussed: 8: Clowning Around w/ Andrea 240: ATTN Asian Bankers: Disregard w/ Patrice 918: Dan vs. Jesse w/ Dan Allen and Jesse Joyce 1555: OK, Cupid w/ Keith McNally and Kyle Thompson 2147: Gang Dick w/ Mara Wilson 2345: Spiff w/ Danny Hatch and Josh Gondelman 2591: Oh My God, I Love It w/ Joanna Hausmann

76: Customer Service

Posted: 3/9/2022
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Newsy: Beep beep! New car owner coming through! Of course because I am who I am it didnt come easy, and youll have to listen to find out how! We also talked about Blind Justice, music during sex, KATG Week, weird liars, and failed advice shows. Episodes discussed: 3: The Breakup Show 235: Rhythm Nation w/ Patrice 913: Four Years Down 1351: Goddesses and Trolls w/ Lindsey Gentile and Kelly Wallace 1550: Ladies' Man w/ Pat Dixon 2143: Ten Years Down w/ Troy Conrad 2340: It's 2016 and Keith Is Woke w/ Chanel Ali 2586: A Cock Ring on a Tuesday w/ Ryan Donahue 3243: Bullet Points and Punch Lines w/ Lee Camp w/ Lee Camp

75: Squiggidy Bop

Posted: 3/3/2022
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Hey Chu & Angels! Dont try and pull a fast one on Inspector Keith, he can tell a weird lie from a mile away, as we find out in this episode! We also explore filtering booze, lots of tattoo talk, women and shopping, dating younger people, questioning things, and vibrators. Episodes discussed: 231: Patrice is Drunk w/ Patrice 909: Acting! w/ Micah Sherman and Myq Kaplan 1346: Reach for the Sky w/ Pat Dixon and Trey Galyon 1545: Not So Fast w/ Chris Gore 2137: Mrs. Hennessy Returns 2335: Question Everything 2581: Jews vs. Muslims w/ Dina Hashem 3239: Super Tuesday w/ Adrienne Iapalucci

74: Cool People Cool People

Posted: 2/23/2022
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Newsy here! Just when I think Im having a boring week, Chemda and Keith remind me that its anything but that! So then I remind them about their lives, filled with jealousy, racial debates, Paste, glue, snake dicks, and spaghetti! Tune in to find out what any of this could mean! Episodes Discussed: 226: Keep it to Yourself 904: Get the Funk Out 1133: Be Human w/ Danny Lobell and Jermaine Fowler 1341: Fat Bottomed Girls w/ Brother Love and Dan Mahoney 1539: Spaghetti and Meatballs w/ Chris Iacono 2329: Rolling Paper Anniversary w/ Evan Jones 3234: Sniffing Glue w/ Jake Flores and Alex Ptak

73: Then a Hero Comes Along

Posted: 2/16/2022
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After catching up with the hosts, we talk about old Forums drama, Alanis Morissette, coffee, food stamps, wine tasting, the service industry, laundry day, and so much more! Episodes discussed: 222: Coupling w/ Patrice 446: You Dropped Your Cane 1128: Too Fat to Fly w/ Newsy and Keith Alberstadt 1339: Fox News w/ Myka Fox 1536: Real Mature w/ Dan Soder 2324: Normal People Suck w/ Joanna Shaw Flamm

72: Ouuucha!

Posted: 1/26/2022
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What a fun episode that was! We talked OMAT, empathy, injuries, toilet seats, killer teens, and viral tweets. This show has just what you need! Episodes discussed: 210: Gangsta Do's and Don't's w/ Patrice 431: Rubber Gloves 885: The Royal Rumble 1115: Bad Little Boy w/ Myq Kaplan 1325: The More You Know w/ Myq Kaplan 1523: Corner Donkey w/ Trey Galyon 2310: Good Good Comedy w/ Aaron Nevins and Kate Banford 2557: Master of Cum w/ Wendi Starling and Stephen Spinola 3377: Cleaning House w/ Lucas Connolly

71: Missed Connections

Posted: 1/19/2022
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Hey friends! I'm back in the saddle again, and the only danger this week is the danger of falling in love. Join us as we chat about bad sex tapes, nerdy rappers, confrontations, bad advice, and more! Episodes Discussed: 206: Criminal Minds w/ Patrice 426: Nerd! w/ Kimmy Gatewood 1110: Don't Touch the Talent 1320: Got Milk? w/ John F. O'Donnell 1519: Better Than Keith w/ Pat Dixon and Lucas McCain 2121: You've Been Served w/ Jackie Kashian 2305: Fuck Steve Harvey 2551: Welcome to Hollyweed w/ Lenny Marcus 3219: Just Married w/ Casey James Salengo and Courtney Maginnis

70: Dream Pursuers

Posted: 1/12/2022
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Welcome back, yall! Im alive! Come listen as I fumble through my mid-life crisis on air, then go on to talk about cool clothes, confronting trolls, foreign language proficiency, and tough trucks. See you at OMAT on Monday! Episodes Discussed: 202: Caveat Emptor w/ Patrice 442: Spooky is a Hoohaa 877: Fuck-Like w/ Adam Brown 1316: More Than Meets the Eye w/ Michael Khalili and Hennessy 1515: Siri w/ Rev Jen and Faceboy 2301: Ashes to Ashes, Stardust to Dust 2788: 10th Annual KATGuh Awards 3218: 12th Annual KATGuh Awards

69: The Buttering

Posted: 12/8/2021
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Its the last show of the year! You know the deal: sex, parents, poker, politics, more sex, and more! Well see you next year! 185: I Have a Bomb w/ Patrice 860: Turn it Down 1093: Jerk Off from Way Back w/ Pat Dixon 1304: Lie to Me w/ Pat Dixon and Carmen Lynch 1503: The Help w/ Ben Lerman 2284: These Boots Are Made for Walkin' w/ Ted Alexandro 2530: American Cunt w/ Jena Friedman 3203: The Source Code

68: Bang Bang!

Posted: 12/1/2021
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Happy Birthday, Chemda! For your birthday I present to you another unhinged episode with yours Chuly! After catching up with my love life (lol), we discuss pie, soda, turkey, birthday slaves, horses, Mariah, thrusters, rods, poker, touring, cybering This episode has it all! Ill see you next week for the last show of the year! Be careful! Episodes Discussed 183: Business Solutions 1089: Disowned 1300: Happy Squirtday w/ Dianne ODebra and Kyle Thompson 1499: Birthday Sex w/ Hennessy 2281: Bottoming Out w/ Matteo Lane 2525: Taking a Stand w/ Sharron Paul 3350: Nkay

67: Party Etiquette

Posted: 11/24/2021
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Hey folks! After a lackluster week in my love life, we turn to laughter to turn my frown upside down! In this episode we hear about the woes of having a maid, unemployment troubles, Van Halen, Cindy Adams, old skin, party dos and donts, surgery mistakes and Wailing Wall wishes! Episodes Discussed 178: Find Keith a Job 853: Act Like a Man w/ Jesse Joyce 1087: Paris Hilton for President w/ Jermaine Fowler 1299: Movin' Out w/ Claudia Cogan and Newsy 2094: Candy Crush w/ Liz Meile 2279: Inside Mike Lawrence w/ Mike Lawrence 2521: Family Feud w/ Libby Phillips and Laurie Kilmartin

66: MKay!

Posted: 11/17/2021
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Hello all my wild horses! I set you free, and you came back for another week of nonsense! In this way less graphic episode we catch up at The Dude Ranch aka my love life. We discuss sex work, being tired at work, colorful stand-up submissions, new religions, living with your parents, and more! Episodes Discussed 175: How to Kill Your Baby w/ Patrice 390: Financial Aid w/ Jesse the Gypsy 848: Timing is Everything w/ Myq Kaplan 1082: Game Over w/ Michael Khalili, Ben Lerman, and Matt Bray 1295: The Best in the Business w/ Jesse Joyce 2275: Tim Explains It All w/ Tim Dillon 2516: The Man Without a Country w/ Alyssa Limparis and Andrew Short

65: Leftovers

Posted: 11/10/2021
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Hey yall! Were back to wrap up Chus car conundrum, hear Chemdas musings on Midnight Mass, undergo Keiths religious undergarment uncovering, and much more! Episodes Discussed 170: In The Barrio w/ Michael Khalili 843: Grownups w/ Jesse Joyce 1078: Magic Underwear w/ Ryan Hamilton 1290: Sunshine and Rain w/ Reverend Jen and Faceboy 1492: State Penn w/ Christian Finnegan 2511: I've Been Better w/ Tracy Soren and Aileen Clark 3185: The Devil You Know w/ Michael Khalili

64: Newsy Twosy

Posted: 11/3/2021
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Hey friends! We are back and less dangerous than ever! In this episode we learn Chemda's feelings on Midnight Mass, discuss the origins of L'Chaim, talk bad sponsorship practices, and hear too many stories about glue and body parts. Episodes discussed: 166: Greg Giraldo 380: Deuce's War w/ Deuce Deuce, Matt B and Scooby Jeff 838: Vote Obama w/ Matt B 1073: Yo Soy Demasiado Inteligente w/ John Knefel 1285: Calling Dr. Robinson w/ John F. ODonnell 1487: Hate The Game w/ Joe DeRosa and Jared Logan 2080: Bad Press 2268: Han Shot First w/ Comedy Film Nerds 2506: Nemr of Hope w/ Nemr and Ophira Eisenberg 2748: Schools Out

63: Chu, Where's Your Car?

Posted: 10/21/2021
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Oh boy, I'm back with a bang this episode! Dude, where's my car? Is that a gun? What are the 5 words you would never want to hear from a date? Tune in to find out! Also included: six-figure jobs, tattoos, Rocky Horror Live, and lots and lots of brown. Episodes discussed: 159: Suck My Halloweenie w/ Patrice 370: Baby's First Tattoo w/ Matt B 827: Soap Hockey (Israel) w/ Andrew, Michael, and Olivia 1064: Help Wanted w/ Myq Kaplan 1276: The Catholic League w/ Henry Phillips 2496: Horror Show w/ Danny Hatch and Rebecca Vigil

62: The Departed

Posted: 10/6/2021
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If you came to CHU & A for drama, this episode delivers! Controversial opinions! Unread letters! Open books! Ive said too much! Episodes discussed: 150: Gay Nigga w/ Patrice 361: Peer Pressure 822: KATG Marathon w/ Chris and Lori Part 1 1057: For My Eyes Only w/ Faceboy 1267: Crimes Against Humanity w/ Jesse Joyce 1474: PANIC! w/ Carmen Lynch 2255: Strong Island w/ Robyn Schall 2486: Good Tips w/ Tracy Soren and Jessie Jolles 2729: Gun People w/ Caitlin Brodnick 3164: The Shield

61: Killer Tits

Posted: 9/30/2021
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Tune in this week while Chu becomes the character in horror movies who makes all of the wrong moves, but somehow survives! After that, we talk about the beginnings of Brolo, Keiths experience on a movie set, Chemdas family dynamics, and honey & garlic. Episodes Discussed: 145: Doug Stanhope 356: The Brolo w/ Brother Love and Michael Khakili 817: Star Power w/ Patrick the Director and Quiet Chad 1262: Dr. Malley w/ Shane Mauss 1469: A Nut Too Many w/ Louis Katz 2059: Solitary Confinement w/ Paul Hooper 2481: Sad But True w/ May Wilkerson 2724: Home Base w/ Travis Irvine 3160: Jingling Libido (Jesus Dad, Just Stop) w/ Connor Creagan

60: And You Can Chu!

Posted: 9/22/2021
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Hello folks! Have you ever felt one way and then felt another way? Did you ever decide, "Hey, maybe I don't wanna do this anymore so much"? Are you just as confused as Keith was during the show? Good. Sit back, and I'll fill you in. In today's episode we talk Jackass, brohavior, itineraries, NYC safety, and pageantry! Episodes discussed: 141: Old Farts, New Smells w/ Patrice 352: Jackasses w/ Matt B, Adam Brown, and Max Darwin 812: Unconstitutional w/ Jesse Joyce 1047: Hell-A w/ Christian Finnegan 1257: Fuck John Adams w/ Ray DeVito 1464: Missing You w/ Jesse Joyce 2248: Get Down w/ Chaz Kangas 2476: The Eagle Has Landed w/ Ali Clayton 3155: Red-Faced

59: Jiffy Chu

Posted: 9/15/2021
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In this post-camping episode, the gang tries to figure out what Fun is and whether or not Chu actually enjoys it. We also talked about gay hookup culture, the conclusion to The King of Everything, and hurricane defense tactics. For the main episode to dissect, Newsy chose to celebrate the recently departed Diane ODebra. 347: A Simpler Time 807: Learning in Moderation 1042: Better Than You w/ Marc Maron 1253: Do The Evolution w/ Myka Fox 2244: Your Brain on Drugs w/ Danny Hatch and Rosa 2471: Gun Shy w/ Danny Hatch and Libby Phillips 2714: It Was Bad w/ Tyler Snodgrass and Danii Gallegos 3151: Hustlers w/ Bianca Brady

58: Chu Magnet

Posted: 9/2/2021
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Oh boy, I should probably play the first part of this episode for my therapist. Holy cow. Eventually we talk about hurricanes, uninvited party guests, bachelor parties, scammers, safe spaces, and cults. Enjoy the ride, folks! This ones a gut buster! 128: Stop the Insanity! 798: The King of Kings 1033: 21 and Over w/ Myka Fox 1245: Re: Joyce w/ Jesse Joyce 2045: The Horny Games 2240: Rent Control w/ Josh Gondelman 2463: Safe Space w/ Katharine Heller 3144: Free Will w/ Troy Alan w/ Troy Alan 3315: What on Flat Earth? w/ Brent Terhune

57: Blue Chu

Posted: 8/26/2021
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Welcome back! Are you ready to rock?! I ask because this episode has sports, blunts, booze, biopsies, and even some moments of sincerity, which all rock! 113: Apologies All Around w/ Patrice 333: For the Children 793: No Offense 1028: Period Break w/ Ray DeVito 1240: God & Guns w/ Trey Galyon 2233: Deez Nuts w/ Lecy Goranson 2457: Body of Work 2702: Im an Alcoholic w/ Anne Whitman

56: $10

Posted: 8/19/2021
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They say everyone has a price! Whats your price to watch something you dont want to watch? In this episode Chemda implores Keith to watch some things, but its gonna cost her! We also get the skinny on colonics from our favorite liar, some bold word choices from our favorite robot, some big hugs from our favorite gorilla, and some opinions about good/bad jobs! See ya next week! 117: Walken 2008 w/ Patrice 329: Homewrecker w/ Matt B and Scooby Jeff 788: You're Welcome w/ Jesse Joyce and Ray Devito 1024: Skanks a Lot w/ Adam Brown and Myq Kaplan 1235: Copywrong w/ Myq Kaplan 1446: The Reviews are In 2036: Losing My Religion w/ Hollis James 2230: Wedding Daze w/ Wendi Starling 2452: Pair-bonded w/ Kaytlin Bailey 3135: Courtney James Salengo w/ Courtney Maginnis

55: Chugots!

Posted: 8/11/2021
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Heyooo! Another show I had a blast prepping for and then had a party recording! This week we talk about my staycation, blindsiding guests, tossed water, Twitter pranks, the death of Vine, This Is 40, and how to agree with Keith! 112: Animals w/ Patrice 1020: Count Me In 1441: Twat? w/ Dave Waite 2031: Shell Shock w/ Jason Nash 2226: Stugots w/ Harry Terjanian and Josh Accardo 2447: Just Keep Swimming w/ Jason Burke

54: WYD Eggplant Emoji

Posted: 8/4/2021
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Its show notes time! Now imagine Jim Carey as The Mask saying it! This week on Chu & A, instead of business ideas, I try to trick the team into a free therapy session, and it sorta works! Then we get into the meat of the episode; bothering to correct someone, blaming others for your issues, inhalants, Dad Emails, et cetera. IS HE INTO YOU OR NOT?! 108: Find Patrice a Job w/ Patrice 319: Two and a Half Apologies 779: KATG Marathon - The Magic Number w/ Mike Mattera, Jesse Joyce, and Dan Allen 1015: Making Boys Cry w/ Dan Allen and Ray DeVito 1437: Into the Wild w/ Hennessy 2026: Blinded by the Light w/ Greg Behrendt 2221: To Tell the Truth w/ Liam McEneaney 2442: Shindig w/ Tanael Joachim 3126: Shooter McGavin w/ Lucas Connolly

53: Shark Tank

Posted: 7/29/2021
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Hey y'all! Have you ever had a business idea? I have! And you'll learn about them in this episode! We talk Atypical, customer service, doctors, caffeine, and football! 103: Great Adventure w/ Patrice 314: Fancy Pants w/ Scooby Jeff 774: Dr. Feelbad w/ Peyton Clarkson 1010: Stage Fright w/ Myka Fox 1432: Money Talks w/ Sean Donnelly 2021: Collective Consciousness 2217: Shredded w/ Mike Lawrence 2437: Vomitous w/ Tracy Soren and Jessie Jolles 3121: Once Upon a Time w/ Kyle Ocasio

52: Yummy

Posted: 7/22/2021
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What up, Chu Crew! If nothing else, I know I'll always have you! As per usual, we catch up with my life, my troubles, and my strife; and, then I turn to the past of our hosts: the ones you love the most! We got breakups and drug trips, heart attacks and poker tips, double dates and strip clubs, and other things you'll love! Episodes discussed: 99: Babies on Acid w/ Patrice 310: Leaving Las Vegas 769: Keith's Line 1006: Salty Biscuit w/ Ray DeVito 1223: I Find It Funny w/ Kyle Thompson and John F. ODonnell 1429: Something to Believe In w/ Jared Logan 2016: Shake It Off w/ Will Petz 2213: Laughing Buddha w/ Jess Wood 2432: Look Into It w/ Mike Lebovitz 3116: Full Metal Jacket w/ Justin Smith

51: Asshole Behavior

Posted: 7/14/2021
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Newsychu: Woowee! This episode kicks off with more tales from my life. We talk a little sex therapy, a little revenge ... My lifes got it all! Taking Rodericks advice, I chose the most controversial guest on the list to dive into. Find out which weasel got my hackles up! 94: Back in the Day w/ Patrice 307: Death Dealers w/ Matt B 764: KATG Marathon - Bobby Mitchell and Noemi 1001: Awesome w/ Myq Kaplan 1219: Bonehead w/ Costaki Economopolous 1424: The Heming Way w/ Marty Beckerman 2011: By the Way 2209: Celebrity Deathmatch w/ Jim Conroy 2427: In the Cards w/ Sara Armour 3111: Man Cave w/ Casey James Salengo, Will Winner, and Patrick Schroeder

50: Calendar Boys

Posted: 6/30/2021
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Hello Folks! Its DJ Newsychu back on the ones and twos for all of yous! This week Im joining Keith in staying organized wall calendar-style! We find why I ended up in the City Paper again, and we discuss Sex Yelp! as well as Pride, restaurant tips and tricks, and soccer. Remember, blowing out someone elses candle doesnt make yours burn brighter. Episodes Discussed: 85: I Have a Black Friend w/ Patrice 300: LIVE AUDIENCE! w/ Spooky, Matt B, Max Darwin, Adam Brown 756: The Customer Is Usually Wrong 993: Your Line of Questioning w/ Myq Kaplan 1210: Last Comic Standing w/ Myq Kaplan 1418: Just the Tip w/ Robert Kelly 2005: Classy w/ Danny Hatch, Chris Laker, Jessica Watkins, Michael Khalili 2418: Method Man w/ Frank Liotti 2202: Sticks and Stones w/ Jay Nog

49: Renegotiation

Posted: 6/23/2021
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Ladies and gentle-thems! After a hot and labor intensive vacation, Im back and ready to dig up dirt! There were 9 shows to discuss, with topics including bullies, used condoms, Fathers Day, the service industry, proper potty techniques, and NYC street etiquette. Episodes discussed: 80: Gaylordy Lordy w/ Patrice 751: The Dying and the Dead 987: I Love You w/ Myka Fox 1206: Smoke Weed Every Day w/ Kyle Thompson and Trey Galyon 1414: Game of Thrones w/ Brother Love 2000: SHOW #2,000 w/ a whole buncha folks! 2198: Evil Terrorist Sack of Landfill Rash 2413: Family Tree w/ Kerryn Feehan 3098: System of a Down w/ Shalewa Sharpe

48: Dog Smoking Weed

Posted: 6/9/2021
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Hello folks! Im happy to be back in your ears with another deep dive into the oeuvre of Keith and The Girl! As usual, we catch up with my life and then get right into the shenanigans: Xenu, shower practices, fast food divorces, choking, spitting - you name it! Episodes discussed: 70: Down With Scientology w/ Patrice Callender 285: Love Meter w/ Victor Varnado 975: Burns and Allen w/ Emily Epstine 1197: Ass to Mouth 1406: Who Let the Cat Out w/ Ryan Conner 1991: Basic Bitch w/ John F ODonnell and Myka Fox 2191: Safe Words w/ Ari Shaffir 2404: I Have a Gun w/ Carmen Lynch and Mike Yard Movie 1: Star Trek TNG: Justice w/ Myka Fox and Petey DeAbreu 3089: Love Lies Bleeding

47: 1188

Posted: 5/26/2021
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Hey, Folks! Welcome back to the silliest show on the KATG VIP Network! Barring the moment where I queued up a clip that broke the show, this was another successfully funny episode, and its filled with inappropriate party behavior, movie reviews over the years, fun(?) drug stories, interactions with neighbors, and art appreciation! Episodes discussed: 276: Corsages and Coconuts 966: If Charming Means Cunty w/ Ben Lerman 1188: Hoodlums w/ Kyle Thompson 1397: The Forgiven w/ Carmen Lynch 2183: The Writing on the Chalkboard w/ Danny Hatch 2395: Ghost Cat w/ Christina Galston 3082: PTSD feat. MNIK w/ Aldo Caballero and Xerxes 3274: Daddy's Home w/ Liz Miele

46: Deja Chu

Posted: 5/19/2021
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Welcome back to another trip down KATG memory lane! Before we get into the past, we find out how diligently Ive been saving my money and what I recently watched. Then we find out what Chemdas least favorite dad joke is from Keith. We talk about being prepared for the task at hand, uncovering the true identity of one of the guests, and we review all of Keiths modeling gigs! Episodes discussed: 962: Is This Thing On? w/ Myka Fox and Myq Kaplan 1183: Model Citizen w/ Dan Allen and Ray DeVito 1979: You Guys w/ Graham Elwood and Chris Mancini 2180: IMHO w/ Sabrina Jalees 2390: Open Tabs w/ Anthony DeVito 3301: Dogs in the Street w/ Myka Fox

45: Throw It in the Fire!

Posted: 5/12/2021
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Philosophically speaking, can anyone make Chu feel a certain way? What is a map pack? If you find a grave in the woods, what would you do? Are you really sorry? Youll have to listen to get the answers to these questions! Episodes discussed: 51: Podcast Outlaw w/ Patrice 726: Wanna Fight? 957: Enjoy Yourself w/ M. Dickson 1178: BOP! w/ Micah Sherman and Myq Kaplan 1387: Raise Your Voice w/ Kurt Braunohler 1975: Ballbag Surprise w/ Brother Love 2177: Tom Bradys Balls for Sale Nice and Hairy Get 'Em While Theyre Hot w/ Brandon Collins and Mike Brown 2385: Bathroom Break w/ Rebecca Vigil 3074: Human Shit: The Poo Movie

44: Chus Blues News

Posted: 5/5/2021
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Throw on your lab coat and goggles; this show is science heavy! The wonders of surgery, multiple hypotheses of marriage, new relationship chemistry, and the hydro-mechanics of the body. Hope to hear from my scientific community on Reddit after the show! Episodes Discussed: 1173: Danny Lobell Me Once... - w/ Chris Iacono and Kyle Thompson 1382: Sucked In w/ Dan Mahoney 3070: The Wet Spot

43: Mortal Kombat Chu

Posted: 4/28/2021
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If you follow the Keith and The Girl Reddit page, then youll know why I had to Chu it to em with todays theme song. This show has big dragon energy! We talk toilet tissue techniques, freaks and geeks, tiny people tantrums, and inappropriate creeps. Thanks for tuning in, and well see ya next week! Episodes discussed: 947: Thug Life w/ Pat Dixon and Mr. Internet 1966: Back to Square One w/ Shane Mauss 2169: Riotous w/ Mark Seman 2375: Live! with Liz and Chad w/ Liz Miele and Chad Zumock

42: Between Chu Ferns

Posted: 4/21/2021
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I was gonna record CHU & A, but then I got high! Just kidding, I did both! Join us this week as we discuss child rearing, 4/20, cake wars, casinos, and more! Episodes discussed: 942: Eye of the Beholder w/ Myka Fox 1372: On the Mark w/ Jesse Joyce 2370: Green Christmas w/ Chrissie Mayr and Mehran Khaghani 2614: 2017 24-Hour Marathon: The End w/ Tim Dillon and Ophira Eisenberg 3061: The View

41: Chu's Anatomy

Posted: 4/7/2021
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After a week of being away, Chu & A is here to play! Is that robot really gay? Call Pluto Nash to save the day! Glitter tits and high school shit, April Fools and Entenmann's! Download this show to be in the know, and I'll see you next week, bro! Episodes discussed: 250: Glitter Tits w/ Victor Varnado, Mr. X and Just Julie 699: WrestleMania XXIV - w/ Keith McNally and Matt B 1154: Shit Disturber w/ Pat Dixon 1364: Deenie w/ Carmen Lynch 1952: Nuke Em High w/ Justy Dodge 2155: How Does It Feel w/ Blake Joseph 2356: High Steaks w/ Tim Dillon and Ralph Sutton 2602: Mmm I Like That w/ Halle Kiefer 3050: Keiths Mom Is Dead w/ Conor Delehanty and Andrea Allan 3253: Kyle Hates Movies w/ Kyle Ocasio and 25: The Relationship Hour 1158: Bad Boy of Comedy w/ Kyle Thompson & John F. O'Donnell 2160: The Fast and the Furious w/ Jake Young 2360: Only in New York w/ Carolyn Castiglia 2607: Just a Person w/ Anthony DeVito 3055: Babys on Fire w/ J.P. McDade

40: Jolly Rancher

Posted: 3/25/2021
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Ah this was a show for the history books! We start the show with some breaking news, both good and bad. We hear about a new part-time gig I have and the stress it brings, and then we get nasty with some old school jerk-offs in an episode that isn't for the faint of heart. Okay bye love you! Send any questions to Episodes discussed: 925: Banana, Banana w/ Hennessy 1150: Inside The Woman w/ Patrice 1948: In Your Whiteface w/ Mike Brown and Brandon Collins 2152: The Break-Up w/ Christian Finnegan

39: Salty & Sweet

Posted: 3/17/2021
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Ta-tee ta-taa ta-too, what's up Newsychu! It's St. Patrick's Day, so get some green in you, however it is you choose! Folks, there are TWO songs in this episode, along with notes on how NOT to get a date, how to work oysters and Groupons, and how to rock sweet and savory foods. We also talk shady landlords, catcalling, and guests with dark pasts and dark futures. Tune in to find out who they are! Send your questions to Episodes Discussed: 9: The Girl's Brother 1144: The Blob 1356: Well Enough 1943: Spank You Very Much 2592: Nerd Justice

38: Just Dudes Doodling

Posted: 3/10/2021
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Hey Chu & A listeners! This show is packed with frantic energy as I try and cram 2 weeks into 1 episode! After we get through my neuroses, we have 8 shows worth of content to talk about - parents, sex, fraud, celebrities - you know how we Chu it over here! Shows discussed: 910: The Parent Trap 2582: State of The Industry 3032: Leaving Neverland 3240: TakE A hiKE and 914: Comics Strip 3244: Shooters Gotta Shoot 2341: The Average Hulk

37: Quick Shit

Posted: 2/24/2021
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Vampires and fairies and werewolves, oh my! This week we start off with me forcing my sweet sweet boyfriend to watch trash TV, me justifying purchases with Keith Math, and me being a therapist for my weed guy! Then we talk about hecklers, focus groups, silver linings; and, we get a live demonstration on how to have the cleanest ass in town in 30 seconds or less, followed by a surprise no one saw coming! Im still picking up my jaw! Send in your questions to Episodes discussed: 905: Connect the Dots 1540: We ARE Better 2136: Fuck Eddie Murphy 2330: Cool Stats 2577: Spitballing 3235: Plug It In

36: Rock 'n' Roll Detective

Posted: 2/18/2021
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Ahem ahem - welcome to Chu & A! This week's catch up with Chu starts off innocent and sweet and then takes a turn that isn't for the faint of heart! After the unpleasantness, we talk misremembered childhoods, jokes during sex, some more standup submissions, and porn porn lots of porn. See ya next week! Send any questions to Episodes discussed: 1129: Cerebral 2325: Mother of the Year 2573: Chew on This 3230: A Moist Wink

35: Chuvenirs

Posted: 2/10/2021
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Oh boy! What a show! This episode is jam packed with hilarious memories from the gang like flash mobs, bad gifts, selfish souvenirs, stand-up submissions, and so much silliness that will leave you hoping Keith and Chemda have 16 more years of episodes in them so we can keep this forever! Send any questions you might have to Episodes discussed: 896: Intent to Distribute (John DeForest Petrie) 1125: Oh Boy 1336: Pre-Cum 1533: Tales of a Struggling Cult Leader 2568: The Price is Wrong 3022: The Flying V w/ Kerryn Feehan 3227: Oscar! Oscar! 2020

34: I Need Faces

Posted: 2/3/2021
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Oh man, when I end a show and I have the Podcast Sweats I know I had a good time! After a little financial advice for Chu, we find out how everyone is recovering from the marathon, talk all things SNL and Super Bowl, hear some MTA stories, and dig up some old KATGuh drama. Chu know how I do! If you have any questions send them to Episodes discussed: 2129: Live from New York 2315: 2016 47-Hour Marathon: Piss Play 2563: 9th Annual KATGuh Award Winners

33: Lord of 222

Posted: 1/27/2021
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Hey friends! It sure is fun reminiscing, isn't it? This week we start the show with a sticky journal entry from my high school self, we talk about adulterous robots, Keith's dad jokes, Chemda's adventures on bikes, smarmy volleyballs, and so much more! If you have any questions for me and the crew email us at Episodes discussed: 211: Happy Slapping 1326: Southern Charm 1524: On the Horse 2125: Don't Look Down 2558: The Cheating Series 3014: 11th Annual KATGuh Award Winners

32: Anderson Chuper

Posted: 1/20/2021
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Woooo! What a fun show! After talking about my insecurities, we get right into it with a guest (and their tagalong friend) that it was clear the gang wasn't feeling, some classic stories about our hosts, this week's controversial topic, and a rather electrifying revelation from Chemda! You don't wanna miss this one! Send your questions in to Episodes discussed: 207: Titties for God 1111: I Want to Kill You 1520: Touche 2122: Jessica Walking 2306: All About Steve 2552: What a Pisser 3011: Burn Your Hat 3220: The No No Place

31: Crying Over Tots

Posted: 1/13/2021
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Hello folks! Take a break from doom-scrolling, and let's do some dirt-digging of our favorite hosts! We discuss our old pal Bobby, bromances, DUIs, lost keys, and knowing when to ask for help! Send your questions or comments to Episodes discussed: 203 - City Mouse Country Mouse 878 - Bromance 1107 - We Are at War 1516 - War Games 1904 - Reddit and Weep 2303 - This Is True 3214 - Holy Castle

30: Apples & Oranges

Posted: 1/6/2021
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Hey friends! We're back and excited to relive past KATG adventures! We've got plenty of holiday travel drama, some impressions, and some amazing singing. Send any questions to

29: Weird but Chu

Posted: 12/9/2020
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We kick things off with my recent interactions on the Nextdoor App, find out Keith's feelings about Schitt's Creek, get the skinny on some old-school jerk-off, and talk psychedelics and trips with some of our favorites!

28: Freestylin'

Posted: 12/2/2020
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It's December 2nd, the last important holiday of the year!

27: The Loudest Chu in the Room

Posted: 11/18/2020
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Welcome back! In this episode we learn how to be a pick-up artist, what pesto is (or isn't), what to get tattooed on your genitals, and the Tao of Keith! Get zen with us! Send any questions you have to

26: l Love That for Chu!

Posted: 11/4/2020
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Hey everybody. I have a boyfriend, a weed card, and a COVID-spreading sibling. Our show covers button pushers, audience punchers, daylight savings hoarders, tattoos, and Kentucky! Send any questions or comments to and get active on Reddit!

25: Token Black

Posted: 10/28/2020
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What a fun episode in a time when we really need it! In this episode we talk about taking critiques, haunted houses, fuckin' nerds, EatsPastegate, advertisement etiquette, Flavor of the Month etiquette, and Chemda poisoning Keith. There's so much to talk about! If you have any questions about past guests or KATG hijinks, send them to

24: Prussian Chu

Posted: 10/21/2020
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Uh oh, did someone mention Gilmoregate?! Double, double Chu's boiling up trouble! We also catch up on my new hobbies, talk tooth troubles, sugar walls, dirtballs, and bank fraud! Allegedly! Please continue sending questions to

23: Container

Posted: 10/14/2020
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Hey hey CHU & A! Guess whos having a completely tame, problem-free week! This guy me! I had a blast reminiscing about the KATG Tour of 2015 and all the gayness involved in the San Francisco show! Also we got some listener questions. To get your inquiries answered, email! See you next week!

22: Gonorrhea Goons

Posted: 10/8/2020
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Hello CHU & A-Listers! We discuss the best way to give your new boo some bummer news, then we get dirty with DERBY!, talk conspiracy theories, reminisce on KATG BINGO, and look at crazy celeb stories of the ages!

21: The Program

Posted: 10/1/2020
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Hello, Chu N'ation! (Thanks, Chris.) In this episode, a simple gif leads to the next chapter in Newsy's love life. Try to figure out why hes so comfortable with blue balls, and reminisce over the shows that happened on September 30ths throughout the ages. Send any questions you have to

20: Chu of Queens

Posted: 9/23/2020
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Hey Chu and Apostles! I kick the episode off with another round of Guess What Thing I Did That I Promised My Therapist I Wouldn't?. That leads to some of Chemdas best deduction work and 12 episodes worth of recaps! You don't wanna miss this one! Send all questions to

19: Comedy Nerds

Posted: 9/17/2020
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Jeez, I couldn't wait to start talking about my rampant sex life in this episode! After we get that goofiness out of the way, we take a trip back to September 16ths throughout the ages, this time including VIP shows! We also get a surprise guest to fill the Rage portion of the show. You won't wanna miss this!

18: Do Chu Remember?

Posted: 9/9/2020
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Newsychu brings up KATGs opinions from years prior to see if they stand by them or disagree with themselves.

17: Dr. Feelgood

Posted: 9/2/2020
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Oh boy, we get really real right off the bat with Chu's Tales of Childhood Trauma! After that detour, we continue in our time machine to September 1sts throughout the ages. We develop a new game: Guess the Guest, we talk about the age of KATG TV, the branding of an intern, bloody assholes, and even more butt stuff. This episode ain't for your grandma! There was so much, I didn't even get to ask the questions I got from you emailing Enjoy!

16: Hurricane Chu

Posted: 8/26/2020
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Well blow me down; it's another week with CHU & A, and there's a big hurricane coming! Newsy catches up with the gang before diving into the past, where they talk about Keith's gun purchase, comedians and their reaction to Keith and Chemda in the audience, Blind Justice, stolen penises, comedians dirty apartments, a blow-job cafe, turnstile jumping, and Lenny Dykstra! What a fun episode! Send any questions you have about shows past and present to

15: Illegal Dumping

Posted: 8/19/2020
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Look at this photograph! Woo, that song brings back memories, and it's how we start this week's show which is jam-packed full of memories! We talk about COVID and cold sores, we jump back in time to past August 19ths, and we end off by trying to find solutions for bedroom intruders. Thanks for the question, Ana! Keep sending them in to

14: La Isla Chu & A

Posted: 8/12/2020
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Welcome back Chu and A-listers! We catch up and talk about Silent Trailers and OMAT, my shitty sex life, and a bunch of episodes that happened on August 12th throughout the ages! Are there any guest origins you're curious about? Send questions to

13: Or Whatever

Posted: 8/5/2020
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Hey all Chu Assholes come and listen to us, it's the Chu & A podcast! This week I took a listen to a KATG episode of old, and we discuss! We also talk about old podcast jerks, emails vs. voicemails, Zoom etiquette, and more!

12: Wossamotta U

Posted: 7/29/2020
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Heeey Chu & Angels! We kick this show off with a listener question (keep em coming!) about KATG Weeks past and future. We also talk gym time, Pizzagate, Hugsygate, feelings parades, protest worries, and upcoming KATG events! Send questions for the gang to

11: CHUAR!

Posted: 7/22/2020
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There's a storm brewing, but that doesnt stop this Chu Chu train! We talk exes, robots, singing, YELLING, therapy, impulse control, and relationship resolutions. I'm pretty sure we all left this episode in a calm mood, and I'm happy for that! Send questions for the gang to

10: American History Sex

Posted: 7/15/2020
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Uh oh, is this about to be a juicy episode slam packed with some Real Nice Sex? You'll have to listen to find out! We DID talk about doing things you hate, Gilmore Girls, quitting, commas, and anger issues! I hope this is like therapy for you too! Send questions for the gang to

9: Gravity Kills

Posted: 7/8/2020
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Good feeling from start to finish. Which one of the 3 of us almost died recently? We talk gift giving, new KATG guests, salvia, marathons, Gilmore Girls, and an infamous roommate of Newsys.

8: Fuck Your Couch!

Posted: 6/24/2020
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What do we want? When do we want it? If you know the answer to these, you're starting off CHU & A on the right foot! We have your questions, and we get them answered. Does Keith still think America is the best?! Our friends from Dumpster Fireside Chat try to drum up some Diamond Dog controversy, we catch up on Newsy's hectic life, and this time Newsy gets Chemda's blood pressure up!

7: Warrant

Posted: 6/17/2020
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Oh boy, can't anything be simple?! This week we try out another alternative to "How are you?" I give my bootleg OMAT update as well as revisit that pesky Amy Cooper Bill. We poo-poo feel-good stories, Harry Pooter makes an appearance in the J. K. Rowling segment, and I talk about relating to a heavy KATG listeners letter. Then, we find out which of the 3 of us has an update to their personal life, and we end the show with some more KATG Memories. For fucks sake, email me some of your own questions! That listener letter should have come to me first!

6: What Did I Do?

Posted: 6/11/2020
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Good Covid, Chubirds! (Maybe I'll still workshop my fanbase name.) First off, this week I ask the question, "Can you get the coronavirus from a Memory?" We talk toxic cuteness (a Newsy specific disease), more protest talk, whether or not I'm a ****, and, in the Boiling Points segment, I voluntarily turn Keith's anger toward myself. Who could get mad at lil ol' me?! :D

5: NYPD Chu

Posted: 6/3/2020
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Welcome back to Thanks For Giving Me A Show Keith And Chemda featuring Chu. How did my first day of work end up? Unrelated, have you ever been used as an informant; because I have! Also, do you know how easy it is to get a gun? Cause I do! Tune in to figure out what the fuck I'm talking about!

4: Can I Get Real w/Chu?

Posted: 5/27/2020
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Oh boy Newsy. What did you do?! You made Keith yell red-faced, and you made Chemda cry! What questions could be good enough for that?! Did Newsy make a mistake last week? Why did he yell at his mom? Does Keith still play Best Fiends? Tune in and find out!

3: Chu is the New Math

Posted: 5/20/2020
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In this time of COVID, we are weary of the greeting, "How are you?". We find alternate ways to greet our fellow quarantiners. We hear about some excellent Chu Math, we get to the bottom of bad texters, and we jump in and out of recent KATG shows. You asked it; you got it!

2: How Am I?

Posted: 5/13/2020
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Newsy learns that it's not how you ask the question, but How you ask the Question. We learn about confidence, bumps and bruises, poker talk, Daddy Issues, future KATG plans, and more!

1: Niceeeeee!

Posted: 5/8/2020
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From fanboy to fanman, Newsychu shares the mic with his favorite podcasters Keith and Chemda. Chune in while Newsy asks the hard-hitting questions you want the answers to. In our inaugural episode, Nervous Newsy asks about perverted peer pressure, couple squabbles in the pandemic, relocating Keith and The Girl, reopening the states, and munching butt!
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