KATG Beginnings

Segment #1 Episode 195: Tattletales (BEGIN-17:00) New Year's, wine anxiety, Dick Clark, and the prodigal Chemda visits her folks.

Segment #2 Episode 165: The Girl, M.D. (14:30-36:30) Keith's quaint little teen rebellion, the subtle distinction between farts and faaahts, mixing fun pills with funner booze, and WifeSwap.

Segment #3 Episode 170: In The Barrio (41:00-54:00) Some Curry controversy, and a drunken night out with The Grabber.

Segment #4 Episode 173: Free Booze (25:30-32:45) Dead mouse in the tub, and Chemda takes a trip at the dentist's.

Segment #5 Episode 175: How to Kill Your Baby (37:00-46:30) Family planning for shitheads.

Segment #6 Episode 178: Find Keith a Job (39:00-48:15) Patrice draws the ire of some fans, and The Man gets his comeuppance.

Segment #7 Episode 192: Cinnamon Bread (8:45-12:30) Keith gets up close and personal with vermin.

Segment #8 Episode 193: Spooky Visits (BEGIN-21:30) Spooky's first appearance, home renovation, getting robbed by a dog, dead body stories, bum scavenger hunts, plane crashes.

Segment #9 Episode 194: The Desires of Desiree (28:00-34:45) Keith's first holiday season in the big city, and Chemda's alter-ego hits the Limelight.

Segment #1 Episode 163: $$$ (22:45-28:10) Outing Sulu, and a listener lends his time to get TGAN printed.

Segment #2 Episode 168: Venus and My Cock (35:30-41:30) The sad state of West Coast cuisine.

Segment #3 Episode 171: Rockstar (BEGIN-8:30) Los Angeles: Great wrecks, piss-poor Hooters.

Segment #4 Episode 176: Apology Accepted (BEGIN-23:00) Apology Monday. Reflections on a shit night out at Jekyll & Hyde, the Dreadtone CD release party and Keith among the hippies, live comedy, and the BroLo syndrome.

Segment #5 Episode 188: Encore (3:15-38:30) Johnny Rockets, In & Out, co-op gripes, laptops and laptop crashes, RadioShack has no answers, mic hygiene.

Segment #6 Episode 193: Spooky Visits (54:30-1:03:45) TGAN follow-up.

Segment #1 Episode 175: How to Kill Your Baby (BEGIN-30:00) Patrice's job gets weird...er. More from the fascinating career of hooker booking.

Segment #2 Episode 185: I Have a Bomb (35:30-42:00) Britney makes decent jerk-fodder.

Segment #3 Episode 186: Love Letters (39:30-54:00) Brad's breakup letter and more relationship origins.

Segment #4 Episode 191: So Sue Me (18:45-26:50) Jizz on the carpet, and jizz from above.

Segment #5 Episode 192: Cinnamon Bread (2:30-4:30) A brief follow-up from the goo bombardier.

Segment #6 Episode 195: Tattletales (47:20-50:00) A touching coming of age story from Ireland, and Keith's tentative jerk-retching.

Segment #1 Episode 195: Tattletales (17:00-41:45) Keith lands an office temp job, and has a bad first day...

Segment #2 Episode 196: Revenge (0:30-13:15, 42:30-46:00) ...a worse second day...

Segment #3 Episode 197: Mission Accomplished (BEGIN-0:45, 13:30-30:05) ...but a triumphant third and final day.

Segment #1 Episode 177: It's Not Me, It's You (7:30-30:00) A critique of the film Fever Pitch lapses into a discussion of Boston, ex-girlfriend Kara, and marathon tomfoolery.

Segment #2 Episode 178: Find Keith a Job (BEGIN to 34:00) Keith goes temporarily insane, and think he's a douchey morning jock. Topics include interns, money trouble, maid service, job hunting, resumes, and Chemda's chealing chands.

Segment #3 Episode 181: Finish Her! (33:15-41:15) The One-Eyed Jedi strikes again.

Segment #4 Episode 184: How to Build a Resume (7:00-22:00) Keith's trip to the job fair.

Segment #1 Episode 191: So Sue Me (43:30-44:45) Christmas re-gifting.

Segment #2 Episode 189: Three's Company (BEGIN-8:15) Holiday plans, stamps, and the Old Man wants to sparkle the co-op.

Segment #3 Episode 193: Spooky Visits (23:30-54:30) Kwanzaa at the mall, social experimentation on the subway, visiting Keith's brother for Xmas, game night, and family reminiscing.

Segment #4 Episode 190: Sexual Content (22:45-26:00) A little gift advice for the love struck.

Segment #5 Episode 194: The Desires of Desiree (BEGIN-26:30) Patrice's Xmas, and how to shop for gifts at the mall with the very ones for whom you're shopping.

Segment #6 Episode 218: Cool (14:45-16:45) The very anticlimactic post-script to the Old Man glitter scheme.

Segment #1 Episode 171: Rockstar (29:15-50:45) More convention talk, and Chemda runs into an old flame.

Segment #2 Episode 174: Smell the Roses (27:15-38:30) The rather interesting story of podcaster Corby of The Twisted Pickle lapses into infidelity talk.

Segment #3 Episode 184: How to Build a Resume (22:00-30:00) Podshow wants you to QYDJ, and all it costs is your eternal soul.

Segment #1 Episode 168: Venus and My Cock (BEGIN-15:15, 20:00-34:00) From Venice, CA. Keith and Chemda dangerously set up all their gear in the hotel room to bitch about the flight out. Keith does some crippled dancing at a Bat Mitzvah, and SpongeBob meets a one-eyed pirate.

Segment #2 Episode 169: Nice to Know Ya, California (BEGIN-17:45) Having had a chance to absorb a first impression, Keith and Chemda talk about LA, meet some fans, and discuss Drinker's Dumps, post offices and politics.

Segment #3 Episode 171: Rockstar (8:30-27:30) Expo, redux. Keith calls some shit-talkers out, and meet Dawn and Drew. The Grabber breaks down the tech exhibitors.

Segment #1 Episode 188: Encore (38:30-40:30) Chemda meets a pretty girl at the airport.

Segment #2 Episode 181: Finish Her! (7:30-24:30) Chemda and Miss X go for a late night massage.

Segment #3 Episode 189: Three's Company (12:15-27:30) Quizzical in Queens wants to know how to manage a menage.

Segment #4 Episode 190: Sexual Content (11:15-23:00) All about hittin' the ass, and Keith's little friend.

Segment #5 183: Business Solutions (15:00-22:30) Chemda turns thirty, and contemplates her new sexual maturity.

Segment #6 Episode 190: Sexual Content (39:45-47:30) More back door action, and getting caught in the act.

Segment #1 Episode 164: Lo Ya-Fe (5:00-38:00) Classic Clown Monday, featuring Double Dare in a padded room in Connecticut, and the Genesis of Glitter Revenge.

Segment #2 Episode 167: Movin' On Up (30:00-46:00) Chemda encounters a group of fragrant pop 'n lockers, and does a Glamour Girl diva-job in a diva-room with no electrical diva-outlets.

Segment #3 Episode 180: Idiot Box (1:00-6:00) Keith parties with some young paint-huffers.

Segment #4 Episode 186: Love Letters (8:00-23:00) Keith gets promoted to Red Wiggle, experiences more gratuity weirdness, and phones in a pirate job.

Segment #1 Episode 157: Jani Lane - Tons of grafitti, everywhere. Like, EVERYWHERE. But these two get caught.

Segment #2 Episode 160: Adam Visits - Adam Brown goes to town like a big fat clown with his underpants down. His first appearance. Fuckin' up apartments, bank fees, dental gripes, tag-up stories, Prussian Blue, the first appearance of a very famous game, and the infamous bear attack story. A classic episode, with very little to waste.

Segment #3 Episode 162: Keith on Vicodin - A few candid post-show moments with Adam and Craig Klein about One-Eyed Davis and life back in the day.

Segment #1 Episode 147: Learning Curve - The Dane Cook interview debacle begins.

Segment #2 Episode 152: Your Child's a Pussy - The seriosos sally forth to see some cinema. This time, the film is Waiting, with Ryan Reynolds, and (gasp) Dane Cook.

Segment #3 Episode 153: Fuck Dane Cook - That shit-ass joke-theiving gawky wiggly motherfuck blew them off! The fuck is that shit?

Segment #4 Episode 154: Days Gone By - Oops, Dane writes in to apologize. You don't think he heard, right? Plus, the Old Man wants the heat turned on.

Segment #5 Episode 158: Friendly Ribbing - Yep, he heard. Shit.

Segment #1 Episode 150: Gay Nigga - Terrorism, Mark McGrath, and a musical interlude.

Segment #2 Episode 145: Doug Stanhope - The interview.

Segment #3 Episode 146: Phone Jerk - More on Stanhope, visiting the clinic, a call from Deuce, and how to score pills at the pharmacy.

Segment #1 Episode 148: Say You're Sorry - Somerset memories, band camp, rainbow parties.

Segment #2 Episode144: Keith and The Girl's Dad - Deuce gets the drips, and Charlie bangs the sitter.

Segment #3 Episode148: Say You're Sorry - Again. Baby-stabber, roommates, how to move to NY, how to survive in jail, the Pedocast, and Charlie has an altercation with the police.

Segment #4 149: Want Some Candy? - McNally & Charlie redux. Keith stumps the Joke Man.

Segment #5 Episode 152: Your Child's a Pussy - Another Charlie update, fun in traffic, strangers, Double Dare and the pussified youth of upper-middle class America.

Segment #1 Episode 143: The Porn Shop - A letter arrives from Vancouver.

Segment #2 Episode 145: Doug Stanhope - McNally follows up from Source Adult Video.

Segment #3 Episode 146: Phone Jerk - McNally calls in. Also, a special wedding and fun on the subway.

Segment #4 Episode 142: Poker and DICE! - Chemda receives a flattering message, and how to behave and parties (hint: it doesn't involve eating crudites in your underpants).

Segment #1 Episode 139: Who's Sicker? (September 19 '05) - Keith gets sickyboos, and Chemda wanks herself arid. (BEGIN to 6:00)

Segment #2 Episode 96: Ray Visits (July 18 '05) - Ray visits with his brother and walks straight into the third degree. Craigslist hookups, Cytherea squirts, more sick shit on the internet, and the infamous eel video. (19:00 to 33:00, with edits)

Segment #3 Episode 92: Old Enough to Know Better (July 12 '05) - A tragic suicide story in the news leads to yet another hilarious excursion into Keith's formative years. The classic red flags for suicide and drug abuse. (BEGIN to 15:00, with edits)

Segment #4 Episode 98: What a Beach (July 20 '05) - More eely goodness, nummy-nummers. Chemda's sexy reenactment of the translation. Keith takes the first can I jerk to this? challenge. (BEGIN to 10:40)

Segment #5 Episode 133: Get Mad. Get Even. (September 9 '05) - A caller witnesses an altercation, spurring an exchange on street justice, vigilantism, and Samaritanism. Keith throws down some major foreshadowing. (17:30 to 29:00, with edits)

Segment #6 Episode 140: Satan Sucks (September 21 '05) - Does Chemda have vibration white finger from masturbating too much? She seems to think so, for a while anyway, possibly becoming the first documented case of nymphochondria. The segment regarding clown parties and retarded children that was used in the very first KATG animation. (32:00 to 42:00)

Segment #1 Episode 125: What Do Blacks Want? (August 30 '05) Keith and Chemda anticipate another fantastic clown company party. This time, it's on a boat. (26:30 to 31:30)

Segment #2 Episode 102: The Aftermath (July 26 '05) A dramatic reading from the Family Circus, what's happening in Somerset, and more tales of larceny. School is bad enough, but imagine having a parent working at the same school. (35:00 to 47:00)

Segment #3 Episode 126: Sins of the World (August 31 '05) They field some emails regarding racism and looting in the wake of Katrina. The post-company party wrap-up. (BEGIN to 25:00)

Segment #4 Episode 131: Jerk This (September 7 '05) The lengths Keith will go to run off a batch. Malley's guide to jerk booths and strip club survival. The evils of masturbation. Keith talks about nocturnal emissions. (29:00 to 49:00)

Segment #5 Episode 126: Sins of the World (August 31 '05) Another crash outside morphs into a rant on 911 operators. Masturbation horror stories. (32:30 to 55:00, with edits)

Segment #6 Episode 128: Stop the Insanity! (September 2 '05) An old ex of Keith's calls in. (23:30 to 24:30)

Segment #7 Episode 139: Who's Sicker? (September 19 '05) Keith gets sickyboos, and Chemda wanks herself arid. (BEGIN to 6:00)

Segment #8 Episode 96: Ray Visits (July 18 '05) Ray visits with his brother and walks straight into the third degree. Craigslist hookups, Cytherea squirts, more sick shit on the internet, and the infamous eel video. (19:00 to 33:00, with edits)

Segment #9 Episode 92: Old Enough to Know Better (July 12 '05) A tragic suicide story in the news leads to yet another hilarious excursion into Keith's formative years. The classic red flags for suicide and drug abuse. (BEGIN to 15:00, with edits)

Segment #10 Episode 98: What a Beach (July 20 '05) More eely goodness, nummy-nummers. Chemda's sexy reenactment of the translation. Keith takes the first can I jerk to this? challenge. (BEGIN to 10:40)

Segment #11 Episode 133: Get Mad. Get Even. (September 9 '05) A caller witnesses an altercation, spurring an exchange on street justice, vigilantism, and Samaritanism. Keith throws down some major foreshadowing. (17:30 to 29:00, with edits)

Segment #12 Episode 140: Satan Sucks (September 21 '05) Does Chemda have vibration white finger from masturbating too much? She seems to think so, for a while anyway, possibly becoming the first documented case of nymphochondria. The segment regarding clown parties and retarded children that was used in the very first KATG animation. (32:00 to 42:00)

Segment #1 Episode 107: Suck a Dick Wednesday (August 3 '05) A beautiful tradition begins. Keith recounts a clown job working with Wendy The Clown and returns with an opinion on Ching Chong moms. (BEGIN to 19:00)

Segment #2 Episode 111: Baby's First Blow Job (August 10 '05) It fuckin' works, folks. Suck a Dick Wednesday works. Even for the youngest of fans. And dudes in clown pants. Almost. (BEGIN to 8:30)

Segment #3 Episode 110: Technical Difficulties (August 9 '05) Ching Chong snot customs. (10:30 to 12:30)

Segment #4 Episode 112: Animals (August 11 '05) With Patrice. Danny, with his new full-blown confidence, tries to bag himself a gossip queen on IM. (5:30 to 13:00)

Segment #5 Episode 103: Great Adventure (July 28 '05) With Patrice. The 8 Clown Commandments, all broken. Is there a Clown Hell? (9:00 to 17:00)

Segment #6 Episode 115: Parental Advisory (August 16 '05) Some good banter, including: Hufu, the soy-based human flesh substitute. Funny, it never caught on. Faces of Death discussion. Curb stompin'. The light/dark, sweetheart/asshole duality that is Keith Malley. Fart science, skydiving, more blowjob talk, the reality of sex education, and the danger of snooping through your folks' shit. The first time Keith mentions wanting a gun. (25:00 to 49:00)

Segment #1 Episode 102: The Aftermath (July 26 '05) - A quick lesson in handling criticism, free entertainment, and Keith and Chemda are chomping at the bit to get to their romantic anniversary getaway: Six Flags Great Adventure. How can you not wanna pinch their little cheeks? (BEGIN to 22:00, with edits)

Segment #2 Episode 103: Great Adventure (July 28 '05) - With Patrice. Six Flags Trip redux, with some distractions along the way... State Farm and Duane Reade commercials, the embryo of "e;What do we do now?,"e; the Action Park of yore, some hot, wet water park talk, thug couture, and FUNNEL CAKE! Also, Keith bucks the oppression of the countdown for you, loyal listener. But c'mon, FUCKING FUNNEL CAKE! (BEGIN to 8:55, 17:00 to 52:00)

Segment #3 Episode 104: Cock and Balls (July 29 '05) - With Jason. Alcatraz: The Ripoff. A charming story about Chemda's boobs. (BEGIN to 5:30, 31:00 to 34:00)

Segment #1 Episode 100: KATG LIVE! (July 22 '05) - The groovy eccentric lovemuffins land a mention in a New York Times article about podcasting. They use the opportunity to take a few jabs at their favorite farmhouse contemporaries. (6:00 to 11:00)

Segment #2 Episode 120: Fire-Breathing Assholes (August 23 '05) - Ms. Bitch-Dog, Mr. Scrotum-Bag, and more stories of customer (dis)service. (22:30 to 32:00)

Segment #3 Episode 104: Cock and Balls (July 29 '05) - With Jason. Things are heating up in the KATG camp. Keith's standup enters rotation on XM, and the online version of the NY Times article includes an awkwardly produced video news package, generating the expected, incisive critique. Keith's brother, Mark, decides to fuck with the municipal authoritah. (15:00 to 22:30)

Segment #4 Episode 134: The Girl on PMS (September 12 '05) - There's no hot water in the co-op, and the old man decides to call and find out where he can take a much-needed post-gym shower. (BEGIN to 10:00)

Segment #5 Episode 105: Hatin' (August 1 '05) - Dan Klass asks for a retraction in the NY Times article, effectively killing the whole thing. Presumably. (BEGIN to 2:00)

Segment #6 Episode 110: Technical Difficulties (August 9 '05) - Dad, gay anthropologist and Harvey Feuerstein expert. (23:00 to 27:00)

Segment #7 Episode 106: Dan Klass is an Addict (August 2 '05) - It turns out the article and video were not deleted. Klass, in his own inimitable and retarded style, discusses the Times' article's devastating effect on his career. Keith and Chemda in turn dismantle him in their own inimitable style. And, yes, all roads lead back to Keith's dad. (BEGIN to 14:30, 43:00 to 47:00)

Segment #8 Episode 115: Parental Advisory (August 16 '05) - Wacky laws and cursing. (52:00 to 57:00)

Segment #9 Episode 108: Find Patrice a Job (August 4 '05) - With Patrice. Dan gets pwned on the KATG message board and then on his own forum. The balance of justice is restored in the world. (38:00 to 43:00)

Segment #1 Episode 125: What Do Blacks Want? (August 30 '05) - Keith and Chemda plan a weekend away together, and mull over some sage advice regarding hot tubs. (31:30 to 36:00)

Segment #2 Episode 130: Farts and Branks (September 6 '05) - A new term is born unto the KATG canon. (25:00 to 34:30)

Segment #3 Episode 129: Poconos (September 5 '05) - If everything had gone wonderfully on vacation, this segment wouldn't be nearly as entertaining. Broken bed, stained fixtures, overcharges, and, if that weren't enough, comedy hypnosis. (BEGIN to 50:00)

Segment #1 Episode 88: Stick To Your Own (July 6 '05) - Keith's Mom finds out about the podcast. (7:30 to 8:10)

Segment #2 Episode 116: Duck, Duck, Uh-Oh! (August 17' 05) - With Andrea. Sabotaging friendships, Dad the illusionist, and the Church in the Mall. (5:00 to 21:00)

Segment #3 Episode 135: Behind the Scenes (September 13 '05) - Pizza Party! The cult of the jailed celebrity, and a crap TV free-for-all. Martha, Tyra, Bonaduce, Maury, Jerry, Ricki, etc. Plus, Mo'Nique, eating habits and disorders, novel weight-loss tactics, acid reflux, prescription drugs and doctors. (4:00 to 38:00)

Segment #3 Episode 120: Fire-Breathing Assholes (August 23 '05) - Keith gets a letter from dear old Dad. (32:00 to 45:00)

Segment #1 Episode 85: I Have a Black Friend (June 30 '05) - Keith can't swim and neither can Patrice; even though she can breathe underwater a little. Yoga, sweat, hospital stories, the magic of opiates and the post-op dump. (BEGIN to 20:00)

Segment #2 Episode 94: Back in the Day (July 14 '05) - Keith, Patrice and Chemda (well, to be fair, mostly Patrice and Chemda) reminisce about their favorite TV shows growing up. (BEGIN to 7:00)

Segment #3 Episode 117: Walken 2008 (August 18 '05) - Patrice gets irrigated, and everybody learns way too much about her colon. (2:00 to 9:00)

Segment #4 Episode 99: Babies on Acid (July 21 '05) - Treece chaperones her brother on a date, and all ramifications of young love are discussed. They then pile more shit on Ray's Sanrio-obsessed girlfriend. (7:00 to 22:00, with edits)

Segment #5 Episode 108: Find Patrice a Job (August 4 '05) - Patrice does what Patrice does best: (8:00 to 38:00)

Segment #1 Episode 84: Drinking On the Job (June 29 '05) - Do you have what it takes to be Somerset Dairy Princess? Filling in the gaps in the Malley family's early years, and more high-larity from the bottomless well that is Keith's upbringing. Milk, terrorism, dead dogs, Casey Kasem, professional treachery, and potential IM fuck-ups. (45:00 to 62:00)

Segment #2 Episode 87: Fuckstration (July 5 '05) - Dicking around with high school teachers, and struggling with foreign language. Keith is the Devil. Who knew? (15:00 to 24:00)

Segment #3 Episode 88: Stick To Your Own (July 6 '05) - Keith muses on racial sensitivity and critical emails, Chemda talks Jew camp and ethno-racial cliques. What is the worst race? Keith submits an entry via an apartment-hunting anecdote. Chemda follows up with an apartment story of her own. Jew hats, little Hasids with peyos, Jew stuff a-plenty, L'chaim! (30:00 to 52:00)

Segment #4 Episode 90: Small Town Minds (July 8 '05) - Dairy Princess crowned! The mystery of the Jewish I'm important hat solved! Milk facts! Italians want to be offended and feel left out! Fockin'-A! (10:00 to 23:00)

Segment #1 Episode 69: The Girl On Vicodin (June 8 05) Keith creates a new robot-resistance movement. (7:30 to 9:00)

Segment #2 Episode 82: America We Stand As One (June 27 05) Interview with the great Dennis USA Madalone. (2:00 to 32:00)

Segment #3 Episode 83: USA All The Way (June 28 05) More HUAR news, including the MapQuest diversion theory. (15:15 to 17:45) Dennis Madalone redux and email responses. (2:00 to 8:45)

Segment #4 Episode 81: Earning Daddy's Approval (June 24 05) More robots in the news. Keep laughing, meat puppets. The Japanese and Hentai porn. (8:30 to 22:30) America We Stand As One by Dennis Madalone

Segment #1 Episode 81: Earning Daddy's Approval (June 24 05) Keith's dad and his many, oh, lets call them eccentricities. (22:30 to 45:00)

Segment #2 Episode 59: Fuck a Title Wednesday (May 25 05) International basketball, Ethiopian cuisine, and Keith helps an ex as she runs the marathon. (8:15 to 19:30)

Segment #3 Episode 67: Stupid Money (June 6 05) Keith works at an old age home. (35:00 to 50:00) Calling it In (June 1 05) Keith gets some underwear for Christmas (27:00 to 39:00, with edits) Segment #4 Episode 48: Lying, Dying (May 10, 05) Parents and cussin'. (7:45 to 16:30)

Segment #5 Episode 80: Gaylordy Lordy (June 23 05) Chemda and Patrice share stories of past loves and/or abusers. Keith reminisces about his school days and his insult book. (BEGIN to 12:00)

Segment #1 Episode 74: The Greatest Generation (June 15 '05) Chemda does a clown job at a VA hospital barbecue. (BEGIN to 8:30)

Segment #2 Episode 52: Working From Home (May 16 '05) Keith witnesses a major confrontation at a kid's party and almost creams himself. (58:00 to 1:09:00)

Segment #3 Episode 66: Pain Is Good (June 3 '05) Chemda has to answer to a 10 year-old at her party. These little fuckin' bitches. (20:00 to 23:30)

Segment #4 Episode 54: Free Porn (May 18 '05) Chemda gets a post-party complaint, and the genesis of A-B porn is documented. (26:00 to 43:00)

Segment #5 Episode 57: Mommy & Me, DAMMIT! (May 23 '05) Keith, Curious George, a psychotic mom, and an assload of half-dead butterflies. (29:30 to 52:00)

Segment #1 Episode 76: How To F*** (June 17 '05) Chemda and her brother, Michael, regale each other with stories of innocence and beauty. Count the number of times Michael says twat. (4:45 to 56:30)

Segment #2 Episode 56: voodoolulu (May 20 '05) Lulu's masturbation odyssey. Frankly, she's way more talented than this. (12:30 to 28:45, 40:00 to 58:45)

Segment #1 Episode 71: Danny Yale's Mom is a Bad Parent (June 10 '05) - Chemda goes coo-coos McGoos over her food-packed gum-holes. (15:30 to 23:30)

Segment #2 Episode 72: Jackson Free, Ricans Jailed (June 13 '05) - Puerto Rican Day Parade blotter, more dental mirth, and mental dearth. (12:15 to 24:50)

Segment #3 Episode 78: Grooming: Not Just For Queers (June 21 '05) - A news story about a stabbing at Chuck E.'s leads into a discussion about man-grooming. Chemda recounts her recent root canal. (9:10 to 42:20)

Segment #4 Episode 79 When News Hits Home (June 22 '05) - Keith admits defeat at the hands of email, crime in the city, and the family dynamic in times of crisis. (34:15 to 56:00)

Segment #1 DJ Quad (May 11 '05) - Prophetically, Keith injures his finger and learns what disability feels like. Then they talk to a real cripple. (BEGIN to 26:00)

Segment #2 Faking the Funk (May 24 '05) - Chemda and Keith lay into a podcast called "Israelisms" (surprisingly enough, still around) that think they, like others, can talk shit and still remain friendly. (15:00 to 28:00)

Segment #3 Fuck Paris Hilton (May 9 '05) - A brutal critique of the short-lived (thank Christ) Paris Podcast and, by association, the PodShow creeps who ate it up with painted-on grins. (BEGIN to 23:00)

Segment #4 What's in a Name (June 2 '05) - The seriosos dine with a pseudo-designer anger-fuck ex of Keith's, and the claws of Chemda are bared. Patrice details the delicacies of hooker-bookin'. (BEGIN to 16:00)

Segment #1 March 16, 2005 - Episode 8: "Clowning Around" (approx. 00:24 to 25:00) With Andrea: The three swap clowning stories and set the stage for all working malcontents everywhere.

Segment #2 March 21, 2005 - Episode 11: "A Bad Day At Work" (approx. 01:18 to 22:15) Chemda does a clown job in Hell's tenement.

Segment #3 March 27, 2005 - Episode 16: "Easter Spectacular - Easter Bunny and The Gay Cruise" (approx. 33:20 to 54:00) K & C go on a gay cruise.

Segment #4 April 11, 2005 - Episode 27: "Then Stop Acting Like Your Stereotype" (approx. 3:50 to 21:25) Keith does a clown job for an Indian family and learns an important lesson about world culture and diversity. No, he doesn't. I'm just fucking with you.

Segment #1 May 6, 2005 - Episode 46: Shit Doesn't Freeze (approx. 3:50 to 15:45) With Patrice: Yep, THAT story. Plus, the first KATG discussion of the scourge that is glitter.

Segment #2 April 27, 2005 - Episode 38: Click Here, Mom! (approx. 25:40 to 52:20) Chemda sneaks the parents' car out, Keith shoplifts, crashes into a fence, and tries insurance fraud. Keith tries his hand at deejaying, Chemda laments growing up female in a Jewish household, and more tales of juvenile delinquency.

Segment #3 April 15, 2005 - Episode 31: Jingles All The Way (approx. 23:40 to 34:40) Patrice and Chemda get arrested.

Segment #4 May 6, 2005 - Episode 46: Shit Doesn't Freeze (approx. 31:30 to 47:25) With Patrice: Lesbian experimentation, bachelorette parties, strippers, fucked-up party pranks, fightin' and what to do when the police come knocking.

Segment #1 April 6, 2005 - Episode 24: I'll Find You, John Petrie (approx. 23:00 to 54:00) K & C swap roommate horror stories, including the now infamous Messrs. John DeForest Petrie and One-Eyed Davis. Great drug stories, too. The good old-fashioned rock, indeed.

Segment #2 April 7, 2005 - Episode 25: The Relationship Hour (approx. 21:50 to 44:32) How Keith met Davis, the paradigm shift of ex-roommates and ex-seriosi to just friends, and more on the origins of our favorite podcasting couple.

Segment #3 April 21, 2005 - Episode 35: Retard Rundown (approx. 9:30 to 25:20) With Patrice: a gossip item about Natasha Lyonne leads into more fun with Ol' One-Eye, state-of-the art apartment trashing and the resulting legal woes, and Chemda & Patrice swap stories on their experiments with artificial joy.

Segment #4 April 25, 2005 - Episode 37: School Up In Ya (approx. 18:40 to 23:05) More fucking with Obi-Wan-Eye Davis.

Segment #1 March 30, 2005 - Episode 19: Baby's First Phone Call (approx. 17:00 to 41:00) More on stand-up comics, bringer shows, contest scams, and more leading up to the taping of Keith's second CD, Children's Party Songs.

Segment #2 April 4, 2005 - Episode 22: Mitch Hedberg, Hippies and The Pope (approx. 26:30 to 36:30) A meeting with Sal.

Segment #3 April 18, 2005 - Episode 32: Ginny (Guinea?) My Clothes Already (approx. 12:30 to 38:40) Post-taping wrap-up.

Segment #1 April 11, 2005 - Episode 27: Then Stop Acting Like Your Stereotype (approx. 37:55 to 48:45) Surf Reality stories, the nature of drug-inspired performance art, Feminism, the ex-roommates of Chemda, and the desperate measures a comic can take to win back a crowd.

Segment #2 April 5, 2005 - Episode 23: Pay Your Fuckin' Tab (approx. begin to 19:45) Movie and dinner with a cheap friend of a friend. Dating tactics, group dining, and the awkward beginnings of K & C as a couple.

Segment #3 March 23, 2005 - Episode 13: The Pat O'Brien Phone Sex Tapes (approx. 16:30 to 29:00) Keith talks with Chemda about his approach to stand-up comedy, their disdain for bringer shows, and the drudgery that pursuing a successful career in comedy can lead to eventually.

Segment #4 April 20, 2005 - Episode 34: Singers Wanted (approx. 33:00 to 38:10) Trivia with Keet.

Segment #5 May 3, 2005 - Episode 43: Ghetto Clue (approx. 42:50 to 51:20) Keith on the state of comedy: D.L. Hughley, repeating jokes, going to comedy special tapings and warm-up comics.

Segment #6 April 28, 2005 - Episode 40: Threats And Blessings (approx. 25:45 to 2730) Friend of a friend revisited with Patrice on back-up.

Segment #1 March 27, 2005 - Episode 16: Easter Spectacular and the Gay Cruise (approx. 00:30 to 17:00) Discussion of Keith and Chemda's families, religious upbringings, and eventually breaking away from their respective faiths. They talk about their experiences with each other's houses of worship, and Keith recounts a relationship with a landlord/clergyman that gets a little too close for comfort.

Segment #2 April 8, 2005 - Episode 26: Oy To The Vey (approx. 26:20 to 35:00) Chemda avenges an injustice by calling an evil party entertainment agency under false pretenses. This leads into a large conversation about Jews and Jewish customs, Keith and Chemda's families, and the pressures of becoming an adult. They call Charlie and Jose to swap restaurant stories, which devolves into guy-talk: chicks and booze.

Segment #3 April 13, 2005 - Episode 29: Documentary Do's and Don'ts (approx. 16:20 to 24:15) Chemda walks in on Keith having some quality time, and they talk about masturbation.

Segment #4 April 8, 2005 - Episode 26: Oy To The Vey (approx. 56:00 to 1:04:00) Chemda calls Fun Factory again.