This is Danny Hatch's spin-off show. It's also a safe zone. This is where we heal.
204: The End?
Posted: 2/2/2017
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This is it! The Ultra Mega Final Morning Zoo Crew (Rosa, Libby, Chemda, and Keith) joins Danny on the last ever episode of Well I Guess That Counts as a Show, Danny for fun, feelings, and yet another goddamn Uncle Update. This episode is dedicated to all the Danny Boys, Danny Girls, Danny All Genders, and Buccaneers who have joined us on this adventure (yeah, I said it). Thank you so much for listening. It has been an honor. I love you all.
203: The One Before the Last One
Posted: 1/26/2017
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Danny is joined by Libby and Katharine Heller for the penultimate episode of Thats the Show with Danny. The gang gets an Uncle Update, plays the hit new game Ask Kellyanne Conway a Question, and everyone passes the Bechdel test.
202: Lipstick Tastes Funny
Posted: 1/19/2017
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Libby, Chemda, Keith, and Ron Wayne Gacy join the show to help send Danny off in style.
201: The Shane Mauss Memorial Hour II
Posted: 1/12/2017
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It's back!
200: The Second Big One
Posted: 1/5/2017
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Danny makes an announcement that's actually real for once. The full Morning Zoo Crew is on mic to celebrate Thats the Show with Dannys big Double Benjamins episode.
199: Holiday Spectacular 2016
Posted: 12/22/2016
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Danny tries to get into the holiday spirit the only way he knows how: by hosting a podcast with a bunch of weird callers. This episode sponsored by Larry's Razors. Larry's Razors: it's what's for dinner.
198: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Spoiler-Heavy Review Episode
Posted: 12/15/2016
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Danny tries to review the new Star Wars movie but accidentally dies.
197: Back to Basics
Posted: 12/8/2016
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Chemda is back from having a tumor and you know what means: more monologue interruptions! Also, Libby calls in from a ghost town or something. Welcome back, Chemda!
196: Cyber Thursday
Posted: 12/1/2016
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Danny and Libby are back in a shameless attempt to recreate the magic of the last episode. Meanwhile, Danny bravely opens up about his personal finances, Libby bums us out about Thanksgiving, and Leonard Cohen dies.
195: The Useful Idiot
Posted: 11/24/2016
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Danny and his CO-HOST (make note) Libby Phillips discuss Xanax-induced family drama, bombing on stage, and Green Day's moment of triumph. Remember when I used to write long descriptions? I SOLD OUT!!!
194: Election Special 2016
Posted: 11/17/2016
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Danny hosts a post-election call-in show. Featuring Rosa and a special celebrity caller.
193: The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again DVD (?) Commentary
Posted: 11/3/2016
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Danny watches a movie while he's supposed to be doing a podcast.
192: Bath or Shower
Posted: 10/27/2016
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Amazing special guest Chanel Underscore Underscore Ali sits down with Libby, Keith, and Danny on How Is This the 192nd Episode with Danny for another deep dive into Danny's on-mic insecurities! Join the All-New All-New Morning Zoo Crew as they debate The Debate, movie screening Q and A etiquette, and Southern gentlemen. That's the Show with Danny: the podcast that the KATG Studio's upstairs neighbors don't want (you) to hear!
191: The Myq and Danny Power Hour II
Posted: 10/20/2016
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Noted comedian Myq Kaplan joins Another Fucking Goddamn Show with Danny for a spirited one-on-one discussion of Boston, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and mountains or something. Plus, a special celebrity guest calls in! This episode brought to you by the Samsung Galaxy Note 7: the hottest phone on the market.
190: My Little Hoodrat Friends
Posted: 10/13/2016
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Hello buccaneers! (That's what you're called now if you listen to the show. I'm sorry. I fought hard against it but management wouldn't budge.) Welcome back to Is This Really a Show, Danny? I'm your host, D-Money. (Again, management was very adamant about the new names.) What an amazing show we have today! Molly Knefel joins Libby, Keith, and myself on the All-New Morning Zoo Crew to answer some burning questions, teach us about Silly Bandz, and sing along to The Hold Steady. It is a truly magical moment. See you next week!
189: The One Where Nobody Else Showed Up to the Recording
Posted: 10/6/2016
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Just another totally normal chill episode! Also I was super gassy for this one. Like, you're definitely gonna hear a lot of burping. I'm sorry about that. Please don't let it taint your appreciation of the rest of the episode.
188: The One Before Chemda's Surgery
Posted: 9/29/2016
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Danny gets the gang back together just in time for Chemda's surgery for a high-spirited hour of fun. What else is there to say? This episode sponsored by Podcast Description Shorteners, Inc.
187: The Wack to School Special
Posted: 9/22/2016
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Danny gives up on a bit halfway through the episode. This episode also features movie reviews, existential crises, and no callers.
186: Top Secret That's the Show with Danny Reel for Nerdist - DO NOT PUB
Posted: 9/15/2016
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For Chris Hardwick's eyes only.
185: Danny It Up
Posted: 9/8/2016
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Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. Another episode of your weird cousin's 8th favorite podcast. This episode has it all, folks! Heart, humor, and convenient depression! Oh and also I totally rip off Libby's show. It's another corker! I hope! Okay I love you, bye.
184: Titles Are Hard
Posted: 9/1/2016
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It's a super fun week over at That's the Show with Danny headquarters! Libby returns to the Morning Zoo Crew for yet another literally 100% perfect podcast that has been delivered straight from the mouth of God. The gang right wrongs, ding dongs, and sing along to songs on the 184th straight 10/10 episode of That's the Show with Danny.
183: This Is 4
Posted: 8/25/2016
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The Morning Zoo Crew celebrates four years of the show. Thanks to everyone for joining us on this extremely dumb journey.
182: Ghost Protocol
Posted: 8/18/2016
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Katharine Heller joins the show once again for a spirited discussion about ghost cum and the Olympics. Remember when these descriptions used to be super long? Those were the days.
181: NERDIST TEST PILOT
Posted: 8/11/2016
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Danny makes a very important announcement about the future of the show.
180: Danny Hatch and the Cursed Podcast
Posted: 8/4/2016
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It's everyone's favorite, another solo show! Danny discusses a chance encounter with an old lover, spoils the new Harry Potter play, and takes some BuzzFeed quizzes.
179: Take Your Family to Work Day
Posted: 7/28/2016
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Danny's mom and sisters join the show. This is literally the most uncomfortable I have ever been on one of these, including the time Chris Gethard didn't like it when I touched him.
178: Clown Thursday
Posted: 7/21/2016
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Danny goes too far. Libby is on the show as well.
177: Deafinitely Maybe
Posted: 7/14/2016
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OG Thats the Show with Danny personality Libby joins the show once again to talk Ghostbusters, movie quotes, and the socio-economic impact of the presence of Asian carp in the Great Lakes Basin. Speaking of ghosts, I am one! And Im haunting this description! Booooooooooooooooo. (Wouldnt it be funny if Danny died between now and next Thursday and this was his last show description?) Welp, till next week! (Hopefully.)
176: The Intern
Posted: 7/7/2016
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Danny introduces his new intern and, in an extremely shocking turn, talks about how he has depression. He also tries to sell his album.
175: The Goblin King
Posted: 6/30/2016
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Danny discusses puppets, Sin City, and David Bowie with special guests Sparrow, Ryan, Rosa, and David Bowie.
174: Eat It, John Oliver
Posted: 6/23/2016
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Danny introduces his new business venture and almost introduces his new boss.
173: Law and Order: Shitty Bits Unit
Posted: 6/16/2016
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Hello everybody! It's your old friend Uncle Danny and the Morning Zoo Crew is here with another hour of bits, shits, and hissy fits. You'll meet some future-favorite new characters, listen to some of our favorite classic segments, and learn all about the time Keith dumped a bunch of hot wax on my body. Also Libby joins us to talk about her website. Au revoir until next week! Over and out!
172: Headband Revenge
Posted: 6/9/2016
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It's another exciting week! I'm here, you're here, awesome. Rosa the scientist who is also my girlfriend joins us this week to discuss Governor's Ball, share her new reality show idea, and engage in a headband game rematch. It's another episode, that's for goddamn sure!
171: Another Perfect Episode
Posted: 6/2/2016
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What else is there to say about this show than that its another perfect one? I certainly cant think of anything. Big thanks to Rosa and General Zapp Brannigan for calling in! See you next week!
170: The One After Episode 169
Posted: 5/26/2016
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Hi everyone. It's your man The Danny-Lion and I'm here to tell you about this week's episode. It was recorded after Episode 168 but it's coming out after 169, our live episode with Andrew Short in which I forgot to make a 69 reference in the description, so I just wanted to right that wrong in this space before we went any further.
Now, then. What another great episode we have this week. Danny confronts more of his critics, introduces the troubled youth he's been mentoring, and talks about being harassed on the train by a woman singing showtunes. That's all, folks! Happy Memorial Day! Remember to use code DANNY at your local barbecue to get a complimentary "huh?"
169: Game Night
Posted: 5/24/2016
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Hello there from the future! This is a very exciting special episode of Okay God Enough Already Danny, recorded live in Brooklyn as part of the 2016 KATG VIP Night! Andrew Short joins the Morning Zoo Crew to play some games, call some names, and not be lame. Thanks to all who listened then and thanks to all who are listening now!
168: That's the Show with Dan Abraham
Posted: 5/19/2016
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Ahoy, mateys! Welcome back to This is the Greatest Show Ever Danny. Comedian Dan Abraham and his fancypants camera join The Morning Zoo Crew to discuss negative feedback with Danny's psychiatrist, compete in the first-ever Third Annual Thats the Show with Danny Academic Bee, and show off his butt tattoo. Full of beloved new characters, radical and appealing bits, and an all-around sense of goodwill, Episode 168 is a sure-to-be future classic likely to go down in history as one of comedy's defining moments, right alongside the first Bazooka Joe comic and the second time Jennifer Lawrence tripped at the Oscars. I am being held hostage and someone, I assume Danny, is forcing me to write this description, all because I wanted to be cheap and buy a dresser from Craigslist instead of just going to IKEA. Please help. Please tell my wife I love her dad's Netflix account. And tell my son his daddy loved him very much and would have been so proud of him no matter who he decides to love, man or woman, and that, heck, even his old man was in college once and college can be such anexperimental time. Full of all sorts of new sensations and learning experiences and cherished memories. College fucking rules. But please try to rescue me before you tell my son all of that. You can go ahead and tell my wife the Netflix thing, though. Oh god hes got a knif
166: The Shane Mauss Memorial Hour
Posted: 5/5/2016
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After last week's "exquisite crowd-pleaser" (The New York Times) of an episode, the So Much Danny Hatch Show returns with an hour full of memories, revelations, and Tears in Heaven. #sorrynotsorry, baby! Thanks to Rosa and SandraGerald4Ever for calling in! See you next week!
165: That's the Christi Chiello with Danny
Posted: 4/28/2016
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Hello!!! What an exciting episode we have today. Very special guest Christi Chiello joins us to discuss her new hair, potential tattoos, and Lemonade. We also play some games. Christis great, youre great, Im great, and I guess thats all there is to say. This episode unfortunately brought to you by The Jared Foundation. We booked the ad way before all of the bad stuff with Jared Fogle happened. Theres no way we could have foreseen this. He specifically demanded a slot on Episode 165 and if theres one thing Holy Shit We Get It Danny is about, its upholding our end of the bargain. The Jared Fogle Foundation: Just Kidding.
164: The Element of Surprise
Posted: 4/21/2016
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Surprise! Did I get you? I bet I got you. Hello, listener, who is currently reader. My name is Episode 164 and Im VERY excited to meet you. Ive got all sorts of treats in my goodie basket for you this week, like the return of RIP Libby, gotcha journalism, and some titillating new segments. Its everything you love about I Used to Listen to That Show, but brand spanking new. Oh, you should have seen Episode 163 when he realized he wasnt the big man on campus anymore. What a little twerp. Youve probably forgotten all about him by now. Anyway, Im Episode 164. Nice to meet you. Let's rock and roll.
163: The Weather Report
Posted: 4/14/2016
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Today's forecast: Sunny with a chance of laughter! But tomorrow is cloudy with a chance of meatballs. So be sure to stay inside.
162: The Myq and Danny Power Hour
Posted: 4/7/2016
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Myq joins Danny to discuss all sorts of things and take calls from Christian, Scott, Birdie, and Rosa. See you next week!
161: Yes, And I Hate You
Posted: 3/31/2016
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In which the gang flexes their improv muscles.
160: 160 Down, 3 to Go
Posted: 3/24/2016
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Hello again, pussy. It's me, your high school bully, and I'm back to make your life hell again. I sure hope youre thirsty, because I booked your face for an indefinite stay in this toilet, you stupid jerk-off. Have fun listening to your dumb fucking podcast, geek. I hear The Morning Zoo Crew is finally all back together again on this episode after a slight hiatus and that Danny discusses his timeshare in the Antarctic Keys. Not that I give a fuck. This podcast is for losers only. This is straight-up loser material right here, you goddamned fucking asshole. Anyway, I'll be waiting outside the building where they teach all the sex-ed classes to beat the shit out of you when you're done. And since Vice Principle Ferkus retired last year, ain't nobody gonna save you now.
159: Chemda's Complete Guide to House of Cards
Posted: 3/17/2016
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Welcome back to another edition of this! After taking a week off for illness, That's the Show with Danny rides again with everybody's favorite type of episode: a solo Danny show. To make matters BETTER, Katharine Heller joins to discuss Donald Trump, her dead dog, and turning 40. Field correspondent Chemda also calls in to tell you everything you need to know about House of Cards. See you next week!
158: Bla Bla Bla Math
Posted: 3/3/2016
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Rosa joins us again to discuss car accidents, Deadpool, and more. Well, take it easy. Have a good day. Thank you for listening. Goodbye.
157: Ha Ha Headlines
Posted: 2/25/2016
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Hey hey hey, iiiiiiit's Faaaaaaat Albert. No, just kidding. It's not. We're not allowed to say that anymore. It's just little ol' me, Danny Hatch, hero star of That's the Show with Danny, your number one podcast choice for late breaking news and the day's top headlines. Nothing of substance really happened to me this week, so I invented (a loose term, sure) a brand new (again, a loose term) game (okay we get it, this guy loves his terms like he loves his 1950s sitcom characters: Loose-y). Congratulations to the winner of this week's episode of Ha Ha Headlines. At this point I forget who exactly that is, because of the loose nature of the game's scoring system. Well, that's it for me, you Great Pumpkins. I'll see you next week. I hope.
156: Eat My Dust
Posted: 2/18/2016
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Libby joins the show to talk about what Danny's dust tastes like. Danny talks about his grandfather's burial and the latest Internet scam he fell for.
155: Martin Shkreli Presents The Fuck You Everyone Else Hour, Featuring Danny
Posted: 2/11/2016
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Hey bitches! That's right, you dumb motherfuckers, it's me. Martin Shkreli. The Bad Boy of Big Pharma. I gave Danny a couple of free Daraprims and now I'm the sponsor of this whole episode. Where should I start? Uh, fuck you. If you're reading this, fuck you. Sincerely. I'm not joking. I'm better than you and I want you to know it. Eat my shit and die. Or preferably eat my shit and get AIDS and then die because you won't be able to afford my medicine. What else? I guess that about covers it. The Wu Tang album is like a 4 out of 10. Too many skits. Not enough Martin Shkreli. Ok, you fucks. Thats all for me. Take it AIDS-y. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ok, smell ya later. Cosby's innocent.
154: Is This the Trailer?
Posted: 1/28/2016
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Hello, Danny Boys. Welcome back to You Still Have a Show, Danny? I'm your host, Yeah I'm Just as Surprised as You Are. My guests today are Philadelphia's own Aaron Nevins and Kate Banford, the founders of Good Good Comedy and proud parents of a successful Kickstarter campaign to open their very own comedy theatre. Join Aaron, Kate, Keith, and me (Chemda unfortunately came down with a nasty case of space madness this week) as we discuss potential comedy shows for Kate and Aaron's new theatre, the death of Aaron's father, and which numbers are funny. It's another slam dunk, baby! And THAT's why I still have a show.
153: The Morning Zoo Crew Rides Again
Posted: 1/21/2016
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No, thine eyes dont deceive thy. Or thou. Which one is it? Who cares, because its the very first episode of Its 2016, You Still Listen to Podcasts? featuring just the core Morning Zoo Crew since November 2015. Thats more than two months! And boy, oh boy (or girl, oh girl, Im not sexist) is this ever a standard episode of Seriously Though Dude, Podcasts? And Not Even Serial? With a winning combination of stilted delivery, poor storytelling, and half-hearted improv, its like the Original Fab 3 of podcasting never left. Whoops, gotta go. That commercial with that guy I like is on right now. Bye!
152: Farting Around
Posted: 1/14/2016
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Rosa's back! Hope you like worms!!!
151: New Year, New Me
Posted: 1/7/2016
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Were back! Hope you enjoy this episodes super secret surprise guest! (Its Myq Kaplan.) Lets make 2016 the best series of 4 numbers yet!
150: The 2015 Year in Review Spectacular Kind Of
Posted: 12/17/2015
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Emily Lubin, Andrea Allan, and Rosa (over the phone because we live in the future) help Danny bid a fond farewell to 2015. Thanks for being so great this year. Eagle-eared listeners might notice that this years Year in Review Spectacular is a little light on reviewing the past year, but Im actually not really that sorry because thats my New Years resolution.
149: The Boys Are Back in Town
Posted: 12/10/2015
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That's right. It's Guys Night over at That's the Show with Danny HQ, and when the Chat's away, the goys will play, baby. No Enya CDs or mimosas allowed. Get ready for throbbing hard whiskey, super loud rock music, and testicle-dipped comedy.
148: The Questionnaires
Posted: 12/3/2015
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Danny discusses his birthday/anniversary trip, Chemda announces her new religion, and Keith debuts his Myq Kaplan impression. I want you to buy Danny's new album on iTunes but what do I know? I'm only God. Also, stop shooting people. Amen.
147: The Not-Quite Solo Show with Katharine Heller
Posted: 11/19/2015
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Hello again and welcome, ladies and gentleguys, to the fourth or maybe its the fifth? solo Thats the Show with Danny call-in-palooza. I, of course, am your host James Francos Batman Mask and I am very excited that todays solo show isnt actually solo at all. Besides being graced by the presence of Mike Guild, Memecherry, Chemda, Rosa, and Wali on the phone I am joined in studio by the one-and-only Katharine Heller, who certainly makes this episode much better than it would have been without her. Buy my album on iTunes (please)! It comes out on my birthday, which is November 23. Thatstheshowwithdanny.com/album!
146: Walk on the Wild Side
Posted: 11/12/2015
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What an exciting show! Full of all-star guest appearances from the likes of Libby, Lou Reed, and a latex masturbation sleeve that put me in a very awkward situation with one of my roommates! Its, like, sooooo money, you guys. What more could you want? Actual money? Well, we cant do that. But we can give you Libby, Lou Reed, and a latex masturbation sleeve!
145: The One with the Life Coaching
Posted: 11/5/2015
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Hello Danny Boys and welcome back to another radio-free edition of Thats the Show with Danny, your one-stop shop for up-to-the-minute stock updates and veterinarian-certified pet-care tips. Im your host, not Shane Mauss dad, although we do hear from him again this week. What a great show we have lined up today! Well, we had it lined up a couple of days ago when we recorded. Well, actually, thats not really true either because we just about never have things lined up for this show and thats no exception for this show. But it still turned out great! So many laughs! So many emotions! No, thats not the tagline for Disney-Pixars Inside Out - but it should be - thats what the next hour has in store for you, my friend. Anyway, this is guest description writer Jared Fogles FBI informant Rochelle Herman-Walrond, signing off. Did you see my Dr. Phil appearance? I thought it went pretty well.
144: Going In-Shane
Posted: 10/29/2015
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Welcome to The Shane Mauss Memorial Hour. I'm Shane's dad, Franklin. This is very sad. Please respect my family and our privacy in this time of mourning. Today's show once again regretfully brought to you by Shitty Jeb's Dumb Awful Coffins.
143: Live from Hollywood
Posted: 10/13/2015
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Live from Los Angeles, it's whatever-day night liiiiiive! Wiiiiiith Keith Malley! Chemda! Ray DeVito! Katharine Heller! Special thanks to Alan, Tech Andrew, and Jeff Jowdy for filming/recording. And now here's your host, Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanny!!!
142: Pirate Radi-ehhh
Posted: 10/8/2015
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Hey! Its another solo show! I was a little sick and the computer tried to throw some technical difficulties in my face but I think we handled it with aplomb. Thanks as always to my wonderful callers Rosa, Newsy, Memecherry, Hippie Geek, and Sparrow. What a world. I dont have anything funny to say because we leave for the tour tomorrow and I am #freaking out, you guys.
141: Grunge Burritos
Posted: 10/1/2015
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Lets hear Pretty Pimpin by Kurt Vile from Blieve Im Goin Down. Lets hear Pretty Pimpin by Kurt Vile from Blieve Im Goin Down. Lets hear Pretty Pimpin by Kurt Vile from Blieve Im Goin Down. Lets hear Pretty Pimpin by Kurt Vile from Blieve Im Goin Down. Lets hear Pretty Pimpin by Kurt Vile from Blieve Im Goin Down. Lets hear Pretty Pimpin by Kurt Vile from Blieve Im Goin Down. Lets hear Pretty Pimpin by Kurt Vile from Blieve Im Goin Down. Lets hear Pretty Pimpin by Kurt Vile from Blieve Im Goin Down. Lets hear Pretty Pimpin by Kurt Vile from Blieve Im Goin Down. Lets hear Pretty Pimpin by Kurt Vile from Blieve Im Goin Down. Lets hear Pretty Pimpin by Kurt Vile from Blieve Im Goin Down. Lets hear Pretty Pimpin by Kurt Vile from Blieve Im Goin Down. Lets hear Pretty Pimpin by Kurt Vile from Blieve Im Goin Down. Lets hear Pretty Pimpin by Kurt Vile from Blieve Im Goin Down. Lets hear Pretty Pimpin by Kurt Vile from Blieve Im Goin Down. Lets hear Pretty Pimpin by Kurt Vile from Blieve Im Goin Down. Welcome to my life now. Thanks for listening. I love you. Lets hear Pretty Pimpin by Kurt Vile from Blieve Im Goin' Down.
140: I Didn't Know What to Call This One. KATG.com/Tour
Posted: 9/24/2015
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Sometimes a title just says it all, you know?
139: Okey Doke (Holy Shit There Are 139 of These)
Posted: 9/3/2015
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A jam-packed show! Micah Sherman returns to discuss his new album John Rodgers Comma Idiot, the Morning Zoo Crew relives a little blast from the past, and even a special surprise guest shows up! This show has it all, if your definition of all begins and ends with those 3 things I just named! See you later! Use code DANNY to get more of this in your brain for cheaper! And get yourself a Danny shirt at thatstheshowwithdanny.com/shirt!
138: The Soloist
Posted: 8/27/2015
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Hey! Look at this! Another solo live Thats the Show with Danny call-in episode! Wish Doogler good luck on his Tinder date, pray for Grif and his horrible luck with toilets, discover that Rosa doesnt actually own the park she makes me pee in, and more! Use code DANNY to get your next month of VIP even cheaper! Use code Im Sorry to get your wife to stop crying about the fact that she found your email address on the Ashley Madison hack list! I love you, but most importantly I love me. Oh, and Rosa. And you. And me. Okay, talk to you next week.
137: The F Stands for FUN!!!
Posted: 8/20/2015
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Another exciting morsel of kindness and compassion, all tidied up in under 45 minutes that's right, you goddamn motherfuckers, it's That's the Show with Danny, your one-stop-shop for fun reveals about Paul F. Tompkins and pictures of an old guy who looks kind of like Marc Maron. You know. The yoosh! KATG.com/tour!
136: Are You There Netflix?
Posted: 8/13/2015
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Another one for the ages! Trivial Pursuit with Mara Wilson loser Mara Wilson joins The Morning Zoo Crew to discuss the GOP Debate, her love affair with science, and who the second assistant camera operator on Matilda was. This show has it all! Well, it has those things at least. Come on. Don't be greedy.
135: Roasting Frank
Posted: 8/6/2015
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Still flying high after another successful solo show, The Morning Zoo Crew is once again made whole for another episode of The Danny Show, Starring Us. Listen in for some great jokes, a lot of Frank Santopadre bashing, and, of course, a song. Its like God herself shot a beautiful miracle out of her perfect Jesus hole and now your ears get to know it forever. Thanks! KATG.com/tour!
134: Flying So High
Posted: 7/30/2015
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Hello, my Danny Boys. My wonderful Danny Boys. Thank you for making this possible, thank you for everything. Thank you to everyone who called: Leanna, Nate, Spence, Alanna, Matt, Rosa <3, Chemda, Mariana, and even you, Cretaceous Bob. Thank you to my mom for understanding.
133: Essential Listening
Posted: 7/23/2015
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Holy shit, everyone. We did it! Were back! Welcome, my Danny Men and Women, to the latest and greatest edition of Wait, What Show Is This Again?! Im your host, Huh? Today, Keith and I almost manage to have a full conversation. A truly historic event! Go to KATG.com/tour to make some Morning Zoo Dreams come true, baby! Okay, Im going to hang up now.
132: Captain Barnes Would Like To See You
Posted: 7/16/2015
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Marga Gomez is here and we're back on top, baby! Come for the fun behind-the-scenes anecdotes from the set of Sphere, stay for the fun behind-the-scenes anecdotes from the set of Sphere! Marga is wonderful and we're so happy to finally welcome her to the morning zoo crew! See you next week!
131: Another Awkward Fight Show
Posted: 7/2/2015
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AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH, you know?
130: The Banana Chronicles
Posted: 6/25/2015
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After last week's I Gotta Admit, That Was a Show Danny solo "bananza," (it will make sense in one second) things were bound to feel a bit different on today's follow-up, but luckily my new co-host A Banana I Found is a natural. 10/10 bananas.
129: Flying Solo
Posted: 6/18/2015
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Wow! Hello, Danny Boys, Girls, AFABs, AMABs, Captain Ahabs, and Moby Dicks! Now, THIS is an exciting show. Dont believe me? Well maybe youll believe celebrity guest description writer Stephen Hawking. Take it away, sir!
Its the first-ever solo live Danny call-in show, a concept he was very much against at first, which he now regrets. Featuring calls from Rosa the babe neuroscientist (who is smarter than me, Ill admit it!), Lauren Use Code HENNY Hennessy, Grif the baby murderer, Dannys mom and stepdad, Cindy the black hat hacker, and many more, this show is one for the record books. A virgin expedition into uncharted waters soundtracked by Dannys charming mumbling and stumbling all over the place, Thats the What with Who? is an unqualified success. Oh no, Im running low on batteri
128: Dimed Out
Posted: 6/11/2015
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Welcome home to The Danny Boys And Girls Fun Hour! Get pumped for the debut of Guy Talk, more talk about my emotions (ugh, enough already) and what it will take to get Keith to fuck a pig. Please start a change.org petition to nominate me for a Pulitzer.
127: The Stand Outs
Posted: 6/4/2015
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Welcome back to me, Danny Boys. Thanks again for sticking around. I don't want to spoil anything but everyone dies by the end of this episode. Also, we discuss music and dollar store steaks.
126: The Battle of Spunk Her Hill
Posted: 5/28/2015
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Hi, Danny Boys! It's me, your uncle's roommate. I'm actually his boyfriend. This episode's all about Danny's out-of-town exploits, thoughts on Mad Max, and Boston-themed euphemisms for sex. Seriously, your uncle is gay. See you at the next cookout.
125: Danny's Off His Pills During This Episode
Posted: 5/21/2015
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Hello, my Danny Boys. Thank you so much for joining us for another edition of Who, What, Where, When, Why with Danny. I'm your host, Who. What a show we have today! If you don't laugh out loud at least 69 times, you are a hater and a Nazi. <3.
124: The Perfect Show
Posted: 5/14/2015
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Finally breaking our streak of awkward love shows comes an episode that is literally perfect. Also, we did this one live too but didn't tell anybody so that's a fun piece of trivia you could say to people when I become famous for being God. Hallelujah.
123: The Even More Awkward Live Show
Posted: 5/7/2015
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Oh boy, you know? Oh well.
122: The Awkward Live Show
Posted: 4/30/2015
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Welcome back to Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny. This week we welcome back superstar guest Katharine Heller to the program, which was streamed live over the Internet. I love this show. I felt a little weird during it. Was it awkward? You tell me! (Please.)
121: The 4/20 Show
Posted: 4/23/2015
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Danny is joined by Xerxes and Lauren for a very special observation of jah favorite holiday, April 20th. The funniest 2 letters since 69. It's all here. Jokes. Tokes. And a whole lotta dicks. Stop reading this. Go make your own destiny.
120: #partygoblin
Posted: 4/9/2015
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Hi! What's up? Don't care, I have a limited space to do this. On this show, we discuss Iliza Schelsinger's groundbreaking new stand-up special, BBW porn (very briefly, don't worry), and listen to some Mountain Goats songs. What a perfect metaphor for me.
119: Sick Bro
Posted: 4/2/2015
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Welcome back to this fucking thing. Im your host, your mom, and Danny just had sex with me. I was a little under the weather for this episode but that doesnt stop us from getting into some great discussions about the things we typically talk about on this show. Either youll like this show or youre wrong as shit, baby. Todays episode brought to you by the concept of being alive.
118: Headband Geeks
Posted: 3/26/2015
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Rosa's here! She does experiments on me (like breaking my glasses)! Being in love is the beeeeeeeest! And that's all I have to say about that.
117: The One with Mara Wilson
Posted: 3/19/2015
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Welcome, one and all, to another edition of You Have a Show, Danny. I'm your host, my parents. Wow! What an amazing show we have today! Our son Danny has had a number of excellent guests on his show, but perhaps none more excellent than The Faceless Old Woman herself, Mara Wilson! Do you like Mara Wilson? Of course you do! If that's not enough to get you excited (and really, how couldn't it?) stick around for discussions about confronting death, antidepressants that make our Danny and Mara angry, and whether or not our son's girlfriend is only dating him so she can study his brain while he's asleep (our money's on yes). What a fantastic episode! Thank you everybody so much for listening! We may be divorced but we still love you very much.
116: Jerlyn and Out
Posted: 3/12/2015
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It's another live show, except that obviously doesn't apply anymore. Thrill to discussion of love, parties, and the fact that one TTSWD fan can't listen to this show on her 50 mile runs because it isn't 'inspiring' enough. Also, we talk about my burgeoning anger issues (which might be because of these new meds. Who knows? I guess the doctor should.) Alright, my special lovers, I'll see you next week! Thanks for coming back!
115: Save the Whales
Posted: 3/5/2015
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Welcome to That's Your Show, You're Danny Now. I'm your host, you. What a special episode! Chemda's back to tell us all about the awesome whales she saw in Hawaii. I'm here to talk about drugs and death. Just another classic. We're 115 for 115, baby!!!
114: Alive II
Posted: 2/19/2015
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Live from New York, it's Thursday afternoon! That's right, it's our 1st-ever 2nd live episode in a row, and I'd like to thank you for listening. Chemda's off getting hitched but we've got some great calls from listeners to help fill her shoes. Okay, see you next week. If I'm dating your daughter please stop listening to this episode.
113: Live and Well
Posted: 2/12/2015
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That's right, everyone! We're live! Well, we're not now. But we were! And now you get to listen to it. Also, a few announcements: Our thoughts and prayers are with Cindy's family during this difficult time. Rosa, Rosa, Rosa.
112: Psych!
Posted: 2/5/2015
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Welcome back to another classic edition of Me. This week's episode has everything you could ever want from life. Jokes! Impressions! Mental health discussions! So get naked and take a dip in the cool ocean of my earnestness. Come on in. The water's fine.
111: Field of Dreams
Posted: 1/22/2015
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Welcome back to That's the Show, Okay Danny? I'm your host, God. My guest is comedian John Field, who talks with us about Quaker religious services, not being a Pornhub intern, and more! Enjoy being let down by the rest of your day once this show ends!
110: We're All Friends Here
Posted: 1/15/2015
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Welcome one and all to No More Shows Please, Danny. I am sad to announce the news that this week's episode is not the last. Please respect my family's request for privacy and keep us in your thoughts at this time. Also, we meet 5-year-old super fan Cindy!
109: New Year, New Us
Posted: 1/8/2015
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We made it! New year, new us, baby! Welcome home to Thats Your Show, You're Danny. Im so excited to start the show off right: with another dispatch from the 69th dimension of my poisoned brain. Thats right, party animals, heres another entry from what is for all purposes my diary. Its all in there. Emotional talk, relationship talk, even some literature talk. You want it, you got it. 2015s gonna be the year it all turns around for us. Just like 2014 was supposed to be, but Im for real this time.
108: The 2014 Year in Review Spectacular
Posted: 12/25/2014
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Hello everyone! We did it! Can you believe it? We pulled it off! Another year in the can! Onward and upward to brighter and more beautiful things! And on top of that its Christmas! Whats that? Talk about the actual episode? Alright, my God. Got ourselves a roomful of Scrooges in here. Actually, the title is pretty self-explanatory. I dont want to keep the good people waiting. Please enjoy the 2014 Year in Review Spectacular and well see you in 2015!
107: Code Red (Just Kidding Chemda)
Posted: 12/18/2014
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Hello, friends and family! Welcome back to Thats the Show with Danny, the only goddamn thing thats gonna make you feel good right now. Im your host, Dick Sporting Goods, and Danny did not write this while he was high. No siree. That would be inappropriate in the context of Thats the Show with Danny (name reptish is good for the brand). Now. What were we talking about? Right. This week on the show, we talk about Dannys suicidal jokes and how bad you should feel about laughing at them, the potential healing powers of hallucinogenic drugs, and - get this - his feelings. By the way, Christmas is in a week! Thats pretty exciting, right? Okay Siri, you can stop typing now. Thank you. Man, Siri, I gotta tell you - I am really just phoning it in with these descriptions. When youve delivered solid gold time after time, the well is bound to go dry here and there. Oh well. Its not like these idiots will know any better. Oh, Siri. Im so lonely. A misunderstood genius in a world of horrible idiots. The only one more perfect than me is you, Siri. Only you can truly understand my loneliness.
106: The Pretentious Show
Posted: 12/11/2014
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Welcome back to another episode of Thats the Show with Danny, yours for the taking. Special guest Tim Dillon drops in and talks with us about fine dining, homemade sauce, and being gay. Hes really fucking funny, that Tim Dillon. Come for what I just mentioned, stay for the talk about how I might as well have drowned in a pool of my own vomit after a show. What a unique and hilarious snapshot of a life-in-progress! Sad Boy Monthly magazine gives this episode 5 out of a possible 5 warning signs!
105: Get On My Show
Posted: 12/4/2014
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Wow!!! Welcome back to another free-range, grass-fed edition of That's the Show with Danny! I'm your host! But that's not important. What IS important is that one of my absolute idols, Tom Scharpling, was gracious enough to appear on the show and it was a lot of fun! Tom talks with us about Stephen King, crappy day jobs, Oreo variations, and more! On a serious note - and this is the first and last time these descriptions will ever be serious - Tom was a huge inspiration to me, just like Keith and Chemda, and it was such an awesome, surreal experience to have the 3 broadcasters who shaped me the most as a comedian and as a human on my show and I thank everyone involved for giving me that chance. Now back to the dumb jokes!!!
104: Welcome to the Show
Posted: 11/27/2014
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Short descriptions are so hot these days, you know? Oh, also Keith and Chemda liked the Song of the Week this week! See ya later.
103: Adios Amigo!
Posted: 11/20/2014
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Welcome back to another exciting edition of Where'd the Show Go, Who's Danny? I'm your host Danny. That's who I am. On this week's episode, we discuss such varied topics as online dating, the majestic speak-sing stylings of Craig Finn and how hard they are to replicate, and even some fun messages from a listener! Remember, its not about the size of your description, but how you use it.
102: Return of the Queen
Posted: 11/13/2014
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Libbys back! What else is there to say? Thanks for listening! Smiley face!
101: The One After Episode 100
Posted: 11/6/2014
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I have typed and backspaced and retyped the name of my show about a dozen times trying to figure out what to write for this description, and that makes me feel like a real piece of shit. I dont even know if this will make the cut. Probably it will because Im already running with the whole meta thing now, but oh my God everybody thanks again for tuning into Thats the Show with Danny this week. Heres what Im feeding your ears with this week: tales of my freshly-shaved armpits, my puberty voice, my positive mention in The AV Club, the His Dark Materials trilogy, and above everything else my paralyzing lack of confidence in and inability to stop some of the words coming out of my own mouth. Its another fun episode! Just remember to keep the forums comments on the subject of how funny I am and not on the subject of whether or not abortion is moral! Thank you!!! (Just kidding!!!)
100: The Big One
Posted: 10/30/2014
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Hello and welcome to a very special 100th episode of Thats the Show with Danny. Im here, youre here, Keith and Chemda are here, and Mike Guild is here. What a fun episode. This was Mikes first time on any KATG Network show and he was an absolute champ. Listen up if you like hearing about my questionable sexuality, terrifying indie pop-scored drug trips, Mikes history with women, and how much fun everyone's having just being in each others' company. Gosh. I dont know what else to say. I always try to make these episode descriptions more over-the-top than the last, but why not slow it down a bit for the centennial? It seems like the right thing to do. Maybe youll be able to read this on your phone without it cutting off. No, probably not. Thats okay, though. Get off your phone! Go experience life! Just continue listening to this show through headphones while you do so. As always, thank you so much for your love and support and for listening to me try and fail to introduce my own show 100 times. It really does mean the world to me. Heres to another 2 or 3 episodes at least!
99: The Intense Show
Posted: 10/23/2014
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Holy shit! Welcome to the almost-100th episode of The Danny Show! What an almost joyous occasion! What a time to be thinking about how happy were going to be in one episode! No, you can be joyous and happy (try being one and not the other, it is very hard) all you want because its time for another episode of The Chemda Is Intense Show. On this episode, we have a monologue that most people would call unfunny (but that at least one person would call avant-garde [the one person is me <spoiler alert, sorry Chemda>]). THEN we get into the real meat of the episode, a discussion of everyones upbringing and a round of first date icebreakers from the good folks over at Jesus Weekly. And despite everything I just described to you, theres still more! So much so that I dont even want to say! Because I cant! Because its been suggested to me that I keep these descriptions reasonable in length (if not in tone, which this one most certainly is not), so Ill see everybody next week! Please dont forget about me!
98: The Funeral Event of the Century
Posted: 10/15/2014
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Hey! Welcome back! Its another edish (short for edition) of Thats the Show with Danny! This is a super cool episode for a number of reasons. Right off the bat, we meet my older twin brother, Andy. Hes a pretty rad dude, and it was very nice of him to lead my eulogy. Then we get to discuss some real topics, like the dread I feel about what feels like the impending end of civilization, time travel, the effects of social media on human evolution, and more! Its like a goddamn anthropology class! Stay tuned for a special fun bonus! (Spoiler: Its my funeral.)
97: Hi, Junior
Posted: 10/9/2014
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Wow! Hi, everyone! Thanks for turning out! For what? For this! Episode 97 of Thats the Show with Danny, featuring everybodys favorite special guest, Brother Love. Thats right, the man himself is here to punch-up Dannys jokes, offer valuable life lessons to Dannys future son, and compete in a drawl-off with Danny. Keith and Chemda are also here, which is also cool. My favorite part of the episode was when Brother Love, who has known me for almost 3 years, said multiple times with genuine surprise wow, youre funny. If thats not a sign of artistic growth, then I dont know what is.
96: The Dreamer
Posted: 9/25/2014
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Hi everyone! Oh, wait, Im not supposed to start the introductions like that anymore. So, uh, fuck you everyone? I dont know. Can I just talk about my show, please? My God. Anyway, this week features what might be the most successful monologue (in terms of it being intentionally funny) this show has ever seen. We also discuss the Morning Zoo Crews triumphant appearance on Keith Lowell Jensens Ha Ha Heathens show and my 20-year late fascination with the sitcom Friends. Finally, we tackle a series of recurring dreams Ive been having that are urging me to make a life decision that I really do not want to make. This is a great episode of a great show.
95: U Know What I Mean?
Posted: 9/18/2014
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Hey, everyone! Welcome back to another week. Keith is going to make fun of how I write my descriptions, but who needs him, right? Oh, right, we do. And thats whats great about this show! Each player fits in perfectly, like a puzzle piece. And I do mean player, lest anyone forget that this show is 100% scripted and meticulously rehearsed. This show is hitting the old reset button, after some guest-packed shows. Anyway. You guys, this show is all about you today. What that means is I read some nice emails and forums comments. If that doesnt sound like your scene, weve still got a killer monologue and a discussion about the new U2 album, plus a bunch of other shit because this show rules. And why wouldnt that be your scene? Cant you let me have this?
94: The Greatest Magic
Posted: 9/11/2014
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You guys! Wow! What a show this is! One of my favorite authors, Lev Grossman, was kind enough to drop by the show to talk about his New York Times bestselling novel The Magicians Land. But before that, theres my horrible swamp of awkwardness that is the rest of my show and Lev plays along like a champ! Really, this guy is absolutely someone who has inspired me a lot and it was an honor to stammer questions at him. It was electric and easily the most literary episode of the show yet! Im STILL excited, even as I write this description after the fact.
93: The Kiss
Posted: 9/4/2014
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Hi, everybody! How has your week been? Mine has been well, thanks for asking. You didnt even need to ask, though, because you could have just listened to the show! But really, thank you. I appreciate the gesture. You are very polite. Anyway, this week Katharine Heller returns to give us an update on her life and make good on her 10 VIP subscribers promise. I wont ruin what happens, but also the name of this episode is The Kiss, so I guess the answers are out there if you so desire them. Anyway, I love you guys. Youre so great. This show brought to you by you.
92: The Fight
Posted: 8/28/2014
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Hi, everyone! As I write this Keith and I are in a much better place. In fact, we just watched the trailer for this episode together and had a good laugh about it! But boy, oh boy, did things get hilariously heated on this episode! We havent had one like this in quite a while. But its good that this happened. Things were getting a little too friendly on the Danny show set, and sometimes a little feistiness is good to keep everyone on their toes. You know what else is good? The rest of the show! And your forums comments! I love em! Get ready for love, baby!
91: Impressive
Posted: 8/14/2014
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Welcome back to this show, a place where growth and love thrive. Except in the actual room during the recording of the show. Thats part of its charm. This week on Everybody Loves Danny, we do some groundbreaking impressions, gab about my upcoming interview with author Lev Grossman, discuss my apparently boundless capacity for sexual experimentation, and really dig not at all deeply into my mental state as of press time. This is a very good episode from the best broadcasting team in the world!
90: Bend and Snap
Posted: 8/7/2014
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Well hello, again! Its another Thursday! Youre probably listening to this and already dreading that wicked hangover youre going to have tomorrow morning at work! Thats okay! That just means you dont have Ebola and that everything is functioning per usual. So. What a big show this was. Original co-host Libby is back in town, and she did us the favor of fitting the show into her schedule between drinking coffee and being half-deaf. Oh, Libby. Youre half-deaf. But thats funny! Libby is charming and very funny and Im totally cool with being friends and nothing else with her, and why is everybody making it so weird, and also is it hot in here? Anyway, what else do we have? A surprisingly excellent monologue: check. Fun, good-natured banter between the Morning Zoo Crew: check. Danny once again tricking himself into thinking everyone will fall head-over-heels in love with the Song of the Week and then acting like a sullen little baby when they dont: check, please! Oh, folks. This show has it all. Heart, humor, and one-sided sexual tension. Get it while its fresh. Im slowly dying.
89: Salviation
Posted: 7/31/2014
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What a big, positive show this is! First off wow, sorry, I didnt even introduce myself. Sorry. Hi, Im professional podcast description writer Stephen King. You might know me from my side-gig as a ridiculously best-selling author but I consider podcast descriptions my true passion. Anyway, lets get back to business. Todays show has a lot of big moments, not least of which is the debut of the official Thats the Show with Danny catchphrase. All inclusive, feels exclusive. Man, am I jealous of Danny for coming up with that one. Thats more brilliant than half of The Stand and all of The Shining. This show also features a report back from the outer edges of Dannys mind on salvia, the most powerful/goofiest hallucinogenic known to man. Finally, theres another successful song of the week in the form of Speedy Ortizs American Horror. Fuck, man, this show is amazing. Wow. Im, like, a 70-year-old dude from Maine and this show speaks to me like nothing else. Once again, I am bestselling novelist Stephen King and I heartily endorse this show. Unless I happen to bring a lawsuit against Danny for some reason after reading this, in which case none of what I said was true.
88: Chemda Is Always Right
Posted: 7/24/2014
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You lookin for a party, bro? Well youve FOUND yourself a party. And that party is Episode 88 of Thats the Show with Danny: all inclusive, feels exclusive. Thats our motto here on the show, as of the last five seconds when I thought of it and typed it down. Im sitting in a Starbucks right now. But I digress. This week on the show, its Chemda, Keith, and Danny helping you help others have a good time (by laughing out loud in public and making infectious your joy). Listen to us talk about which drugs I would and wouldnt do, and my possible lifestyle change into being a man who wears dresses in public. We also make history by switching up the shows dynamic. Finally, we jam to an excellent song by the band Menomena! You guys and gals and what-have-yous are really going to love this one!
87: Sweet and Tender Hooligan
Posted: 7/17/2014
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After a 2-week hiatus, Thats the Show with Fighting is back and better than ever! Katharine Heller joins us again to plug a new Twitter account and bear awkward witness to round 87 of Danny vs. Chemda/Keith/himself. We keeps it real on the Danny show. Weve also got a super fun, super-sized monologue, a song from Okkervil River, and a partial reading of Dannys favorite poem, Howl. Also, theres more stupid sexual tension between Katharine and Danny, but that narrative still has some plot threads that havent been tied up yet, so well return to it in the future. Thanks for listening! Sorry if Ive ever upset you when you didnt deserve it.
86: 86 This Show
Posted: 7/3/2014
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Hey bros. Welcome back to Danny Danny Danny with Danny. This week on the show, Danny and his pals Keith and Chemda have a nice time discussing booze cruises, grammar Nazis, and mixtapes for little sisters. Its a lot of fun. You know what else is a lot of fun, youngsters? Doing drugs. And endangering yourself for reckless, fleeting pleasure, sexual or otherwise. No, Im just kidding. Dont do either of those things. Unless youre bored and you really want to, in which case, go for it! Youre going to live forever!
85: Coming and Going
Posted: 6/26/2014
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Welcome back to Where's the Show? Where's Danny? ladies and gentlemen. Boy oh boy, we've missed you. Thank you so much for giving all of us here on the TTSWD team a reason to not commit suicide every day. So! This week hear all about my recent trip to Washington D.C. to visit family, the true meaning of the word 'ejaculate,' and a Song of the Week that Keith and Chemda both agree is actually music! That's how we do it over here!!!
84: The Dominatrix Revolutions
Posted: 6/12/2014
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Hello and welcome back to the show. Let's keep it brief. I am in a bad mood as I write this. But this is now. Thursday's a whole new day, baby, because Thursday is when I open my loins and virgin birth a That's the Show with Danny baby via c-section (comedy-section) unto this world. This week we chat about friends who mean well, bar patrons who do not, and my (as of press time) upcoming visit from a dominatrix that may or may not even happen because it's starting to seem sketchier and sketchier at this point. Okay, see you next time. Sorry this is so dour. I am listening to Elliott Smith and it's, like, connecting. You know?
83: Extra Virgin
Posted: 6/5/2014
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Welcome to That's the Show with Danny! Champion returning guest Katharine Heller is here to talk horoscopes, sexual tension, and tits! I'm here to bullishly keep trying to move the show onto the next thing when I should just chill and learn how to roll with the moment! You're here to LOVE THIS EPISODE! It's one of the most fun we've ever done. Bye!
82: RIP Danny?
Posted: 5/22/2014
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Welcome, everybody, back to another week inside Dannys mind. This week its another action-packed goofballpalooza. You want a monologue? Check. You want bro time and some super juicy insider industry talk? Check, please. You want to play another round of the fun game Is Danny Dying or Is He Just Constipated? Check mate. You want Danny to ignore the rule of three and talk about how this episode devolved into a hyper-specific roast-off between Keith and Danny? CHECK!!!
81: You're Sure to (Brother) Love This Episode!
Posted: 5/15/2014
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Special guest Brother Love joins us this week on The Danny Show. He adds his characteristic grace, charm, and hair to another week of goofy monologues, excellent music, and perfect comedic timing. Many people ask if this show is improvised, and while it might seem like it, The Danny Show is 100% scripted and painstakingly acted out. Most of the work that goes into this show is found in the rehearsals, of which there are 9. Every joke, every aside, every momentary flash of emotion is completely planned and executed with absolute perfection, and dont you forget it. Improv is for ninnies and there are no ninnies to be found here. Thank you.
80: Dog-Ear-Dog World
Posted: 5/8/2014
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Hi guys! Welcome back to an episode of the Chemda and Danny vs. Keith Show! This week weve got all the arguments and awkwardness that youve come to know and love from our little show. Listen in for what might very well be the dumbest argument of all time, taken to a quite literally fucking ridiculous level. Just remember, kiddos, your Uncle Danny is always right! Also this week, weve got a monologue, a pumpin song by Future of the Left, and a conspicuous absence from our friend Dr. Megaphone! A surefire recipe for success! Thanks for making my dreams come true by enjoying this!!!
79: Everything is a Fun Good Time, and This Show is a Prime Example of That
Posted: 5/1/2014
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Im just gonna dive right in with this one. This week on Whats a Thing, Whos Danny? were back in the studio after our triumphant-ish live show. So whats there to talk about? Well, lots of stuff. Im SO glad you asked. #sarcasm. Weve got a monologue that starts strong and should have ended strong but some people (not to name names) are stupid and dont get jokes. So, boom. Thats out of the way. Then what? We talk about a girl who messaged me on OK Cupid. Thats fun. Then I have one of my patented Music Meltdowns when Keith and Chemda shockingly dont jump for joy over the weird freak folk song I bring to the table. Its back.
78: Do the Robot (Live from KATG Week 2014)
Posted: 4/24/2014
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Hello, everybody. Ive missed you. But the good news is were back, baby! Thats right, the sounds you hear right now are the sweet dulcet tones of Thats the Show with Danny, recorded live at The Creek and the Cave in beautiful New York City. Fun fact: The Creek is the first place I ever performed stand-up comedy in NYC. It was an open mic. I was terrible! You know whos not terrible? Katharine Heller! Shes my special guest on this special episode. Also, Keith and Chemda are here. Tune in for tales of casual drug use and extremely casual sexual tension. Featuring a cameo by The Walkmens Hamilton Leithauser!
77: The War on Drugs
Posted: 4/10/2014
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Hi everyone! How are you? Im pretty good, thanks for asking. You know what they say another week, another Danny show. And here we are! This week we get into a serious conversation about drugs vs. alcohol and being a total square vs. not being a total square! Its riveting stuff. Speaking of stuff, KATG Week is coming up and I want somebody to touch mine! Stuff, that is. Stuff meaning genitals, of course. So, uh, apply within I guess. Thanks! Holla at your boy!
76: I Have a Drug Problem
Posted: 4/3/2014
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Hey guys! *Coughing sounds* Wow, oh man, I am SO stoned right now. So, uh, I cant really remember what we were talking about. Something about a show. The Simpsons? Oh! Wait, no, I got it. My show! My show is back! Hang on, let me spark up real quick. Ohhhhh, yeah, thats the good stuff. So yeah, were back. This week we talk about stuff like jokes, and music, and books, and all the regular stuff you would expect to hear on Thats the Show with Danny. Its very good, guys. Im so proud of it. I love my podcast and I love you.
75: The U3 Amigos
Posted: 3/27/2014
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Welcome back, everybody! Were here! We made it! Another week that we survived! And as your reward, heres a new episode of The Danny Show. This week strap yourself in to learn all about the art of the joke, how not to treat your patients if you are an orthodontist, and an exclusive look at an up-and-coming Irish rock band thats sure to take the world by storm. Its all here! Were all queer! Get used to it!
74: High, Man
Posted: 3/20/2014
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Hey there, folks. Welcome back to a very Thats the Show with Danny episode of Thats the Show with Danny. All of the ingredients are here: a monologue, bro time, drug talk, music, books, Dr. Megaphone, and even a WONDERFUL Myka Fox cameo at the end! Life just gets better and better! Im taking more pills now than I was when I wrote the last episode description! Its totally groovy! Hi.
73: Hooked on Megaphonics
Posted: 3/13/2014
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I've been writing these high concept episode descriptions lately, but that's tough to keep up with every week. So I'm going to take the easy way out and make this description meta. This week on That's the Show with Danny, a lot of exciting things happen. For starters, we have an excellent monologue. Then we segue into Bro Time, where we get down to the nitty-gritty of the new medicine I've been taking to fix my brain. This also necessitates the return of Dr. Megaphone, everyone's new favorite character. What other comedy show mixes laughs and heart like this one? Oh, all of them? Okay. Well. This one does it too. And with aplomb!
72: RIP Shitty Jim's Terrible Shitty Condoms
Posted: 3/6/2014
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GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!! Welcome back to Thats the Show with Danny, YOUR source for live breaking news in the NYC metro area! What a great show weve got for you folks this week! Michael Khalili and Marisela Arias, the behind-the-scenes gurus of the KATG scene, do Danny the honor of appearing on mic and demonstrating the fact that they are fantastic in-front-of-the-scenes talent too. This is one of our best episodes in recent memory, ladies and gentlemen. I am honestly envious of you getting to listen to it for the first time. This episode is dedicated to Shitty Jims Terrible Shitty Condoms, and the memory of its founder, Shitty Jim Shittington. Shitty Jims was an American institution from 1791 to 2014 and we are devastated by the loss of both Jim and his fine shitty products. We wish you the best in this world and the next, Jim. Godspeed. This obituary sponsored by Shitty Jeans Terrible Shitty Female Condoms.
71: Libby Is Dead, Long Live Libby
Posted: 2/27/2014
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Hey there, sports fans. Thats something my Uncle Tom used to say to my sisters and me when we were kids. Except he was from Boston, so it sounded more like hey dere spoats feeans. Also, no, he did not own a cabin, you awful racist. He owns a very nice house in Plymouth, Massachusetts. BUT! Todays episode is not about Uncle Tom. No, today is all about Libby, except it isn't even, because its The Danny Show. BUT! Libby is back, which is super cool. I will always consider her the once and forever co-host of this show, because she was on it from the very beginning. She has a great vibe that goes really well with this show. I dont know if thats an insult or a compliment, but its true. Also, I shaved my dumb shitty beard and I made an appointment with a psychiatrist for my dumb shitty head. Stay tuned to see how both of those new developments unfold. Love always, your friend, Danny.
70: Brought to You by Shitty Jims Terrible Shitty Condoms
Posted: 2/20/2014
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Welcome back, folks, to another episode of Shitty Jims Terrible Shitty Condoms Presents: Thats the Show with Danny, Sponsored by Shitty Jims. What a barnburner of an episode! We did this one live and pre-Valentines Day, so definitely tune in next week to hear an appropriately mopey Danny. (Valentines Day didnt end up with any slambox for me. Waaaaah.) Anyway, gosh, this was a fun show. I was constantly, you know, insecure about it but thats how it always goes! I hope you enjoy this one. As always, do yourself a favor and slap on a Shitty Jims. Shell feel the difference, unfortunately. Remember to use code PORNHUB!
69: Tea Man's Last Episode
Posted: 2/13/2014
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Hello. Weve been going a little over-the-top with our introductions lately, so we thought wed keep this one nice and simple. Keiths here. Chemdas here. Tea Man is here, unfortunately. Listen in as the gang discusses the odyssey of Dannys missing pink sock, the recent Pat Dixon-Woody Allen debate controversy, and many more diverse topics! Thrill to the surprise of Danny actually making Keith laugh for the right reason during his monologue! Then do a third thing while you enjoy this show! (The rule of three, people.) Anyway, see you next week for Episode 70. I cant wait. Im already #pumped.
68: The One Before Episode 69
Posted: 2/6/2014
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Check, check! Hello, Thats the Show with Danny fans! Is this thing on? Oh, wait here we go. Oh, yeah. Thats better. Hello, Thats the Show with Danny fans! Welcome back to another 40 minutes of being inside Dannys head! This week you can learn about Walter Mitty, rap battles, and how Danny operates when people unexpectedly walk into the room while hes recording. Oh, hes a joy, folks. See you next week for the big Episode Six-Nine celebraish!
67: The Cutting Edge
Posted: 1/30/2014
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Hey there, friends and family. It's kind of a somber week for the Danny show. In addition to the utter flop of the Hoot and Holler segment, Danny and Keith get into a few arguments about self-mutilation, health care responsibilities, and what a great guy Danny is when it comes to properly identifying people and their genders. I don't know. I'm kind of in a down mood as I write this, so that's why this week's description isn't quite as lively as previous descriptions. But such is our struggle, right guys? I'm starting to give up on you.
66: Sweet Dreams, Sweet Cheeks
Posted: 1/23/2014
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Holy shit, you guys! Welcome back to That's the Show with Danny! Danny couldn't make it to write the blurb for his own show, but that's okay! It's our honor to introduce your special guest blurb writer, Misterrrrrrrrr T! Take it away, Mister T! HEY! I PITY THE FOOL WHO DON'T LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE! IT'S JUST DANNY AND KEITH! TALK ABOUT AN A-TEAM! LISTEN FOR DISCUSSION ON DREAMS, HARRY POTTER, AND ANGER MANAGEMENT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT!!!
65: Being There
Posted: 1/16/2014
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Welcome back to That's the Show with Danny! I'm your intro writer; now here's your host, Danny! Hey, folks! Thanks for checking out my show. This week, I'm joined once again by my trusty compadres Chemda and Keith. Listen in as we argue about strip clubs, music, and a television sequel series to Being John Malkovich! You'll love it! I love you! I thought I saw you on the train today; it broke my heart.
64: Watered Down
Posted: 1/9/2014
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Welcome to 2014, TTSWD fans! We've got one hell of a reintroduction for you, featuring crazy characters, disowned uncles, a brand new segment, and more! Good luck getting Water Man's voice out of your nightmares! It's a new year but I still miss you like
63: The 2013 Year in Review Spectacular
Posted: 12/26/2013
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It's that time of year again! Danny runs down his best and worst moments moments of the year with some help from his friends Chemda, Keith, and Myka Fox. Danny also plays some clips of his favorite songs of the year, which, obviously, his good buddies mercilessly tear apart and interrupt. That's okay, songs. You know you're great. Don't listen to them. Anyway, hey! Thanks for stickin' around with me! Your support means the world to me. See you in 2014! I just wish you would realize the depth of my love for you.
62: You Win Some, You WIN SOME!!!
Posted: 12/19/2013
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A wise man once told me "you win some, you lose some," but I've never had to apply that lesson to my own life, because every episode of this show has been an uncontested winner! This week we have Jesse Joyce! I miss you every day.
61: Tops Up
Posted: 12/12/2013
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Welcome back to That's the Show with Danny, everyone. Today's very special episode was recorded live in front of an Internet audience. Also, I took my shirt off and Andrew Dice Clay stopped by! Good times! Happy to be here! I will always love you.
60: Holy Shit There Are Sixty of These
Posted: 12/5/2013
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Welcome back to That's the Show with Danny! This week Danny welcomes back Myq Kaplan and Micah Sherman to try and replicate the success of their KATGuh-nominated last appearance. Do they pull it off? Listen to find out! Guys, uh!
59: Come as You Are, Tiny Dancer
Posted: 11/21/2013
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Welcome to the BIRTHDAY SPECTACULAR episode of That's the Show with Danny! Folks, I'm happy to report that things are back to normal between Keith and Danny! That's how you fix a problem, folks ignore and let it bottle up hatred and rage inside of you forever! They call them inside voices for a reason! Also, Myka Fox interrupts the show again and things get awkward. JUST LIKE ON EVERY OTHER DANNY SHOW! #awkward
58: The Music Man
Posted: 11/14/2013
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Chris Laker joins Danny and his trusty co-guest Keith to discuss such topics as furniture, hair, and The Fonz, and then they all bear witness to a display of Dannys insecurity, about which hell feel whichever way he goddamn wants to. Its our longest episode! Nearly 90 minutes! Chemdas going to be so mad! (RIP, by the way, Chemda. [She wasnt on this episode.])
57: Victory
Posted: 11/7/2013
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This week on That's the Show with Danny, Danny (of That's the Show with Danny fame) welcomes special guest Victor Varnado! The gang discusses rap battles, auto fellatio (definitely don't listen to this one, anyone who's ever met me!) and depression. Don't miss it! I miss you! You know who you are.
56: Hang Out with Me
Posted: 10/31/2013
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Danny hangs out with Katharine Heller, Keith, and Chemda on the KATG Network. Who's your Danny?
55: The 2013 That's the Show with Danny Elliott Smith 10 Year Memorial Remembrance/Celebration Spectacular
Posted: 10/24/2013
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Welcome back to That's the Show with Danny, the only show that matters. You heard me! On this week's episode, Danny tries in vain to memorialize Elliott Smith, whose death recently celebrated its tenth anniversary. That was a weird and sad sentence to write out. Anyway, you can probably imagine how the memorial went. Let's just say that Keith and Chemda do not share Danny's fondness for the music of Elliott Smith, even though he is obviously the greatest musician of all time. John Lennon can eat my asshole.
54: RIP Brandon Lee
Posted: 10/17/2013
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After taking a Hollywood week off, That's the Show with Danny is back and ready for you to let it in. On this episode, we talk about what Danny did for a week without his "lifelines" (their words [and his]) Keith and Chemda. We also discuss superheroes and how Chemda can barely name 5 of them. I mean, really, folks. It's like she honestly believes Greedo shot first.
53: Going Limp
Posted: 10/3/2013
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Danny is back with his good pals Keith and Chemda. Listen in as they try on a new format for the monologue, discuss the recent Barilla pastraversy, figure which beard is best for a good ol' fashioned clambake, and more! Featuring celebrity studio audience member Liz Miele!
52: An Absolute Fucking Travesty
Posted: 9/26/2013
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This show is nothing but a good time, so if you want to make the decision to put it into your body, then I guess I can't stop you. I want you to come to breakfast with me in the mornings, want you to see the things I see and feel the things I feel. I want you to trust in me completely and know that you'll always be safe in my arms, honky.
51: RIP Libby
Posted: 9/19/2013
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Libby's back! I drew on my face with permanent marker and am very horny! These two sentences are connected! Listen to find out how!
50: 50 Shades of Show
Posted: 9/12/2013
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On this week's very special episode of That's the Show with Danny, Chemda joins Danny (who is flying solo) in the studio to discuss such diverse topics as moms, farting, math and pussy-farting (but only briefly). Check it out! Chemda and Danny have a great friendship, and, if you're asking THIS podcast description writer, their banter is super hilarious! Dive right in!
49: The Gin and the Sour Defeat
Posted: 9/5/2013
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Welcome to the longest episode of That's the Show with Danny! Myq Kaplan joins us for his record-breaking fourth appearance to make up for Chemda's absence. It's very funny! ONE MORE HOUR! ONE MOUR HOUR!
48: A Slight Discomfort
Posted: 8/29/2013
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Chris Gethard is back on the show! Danny plays it TOTALLY COOL and everything is a HUGE SUCCESS!!!
47: Gossip Friday
Posted: 8/23/2013
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Welcome to the ANNIVERSARY SPECTACULAR episode of That's the Show with Danny! Tune in for some anniversary show recap talk, tune out if you wouldn't fuck me with anyone's vagina!
46: Autumn Sweater
Posted: 8/22/2013
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Emily joins us for her first full episode of That's the Show with Danny. It's the most racist one we've ever done!
45: How to Tell Jokes
Posted: 8/15/2013
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Hey look, Myka's back! I guess this is a thing now!
44: The Price of Love
Posted: 8/9/2013
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Welcome back to That's the Show with Danny. First-time guest/long-time fan Myka Fox drops by to say hello and lend her sultry pipes to a story Danny wrote. Keith debuts two new segments, both of which make Danny very uncomfortable. Chemda's here too, holdin' down the ol' fort. Put it in your brain!
43: Constructive Criticism
Posted: 8/1/2013
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Welcome back to That's the Show with Danny, and I do mean welcome back. We've got a live one folks! Ha ha ha! Just some lighthearted humor to start the day off right. Okay, good talkin' to you. Listen to the episode! Geez!
42: The Inkblot Test
Posted: 7/25/2013
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Danny flips the tables and tries to get in the heads of Keith and Chemda but only ends up flipping the table on himself and spilling food all over his body.
40: This is 40
Posted: 7/11/2013
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Welcome back to Hang Out with The Show with Myq on The Keith and The Girl VIP Network! How else can I make you laugh in this description? Goodbye, Newman! You'll get that one later, if you listen to the shows after you read the descriptions. If you listen to the shows before you read the descriptions, congratulations on being a fucking dick!
39: Modesty is the Best Policy
Posted: 7/4/2013
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On this episode, it's another one of these.
38: Bye, Polar
Posted: 6/28/2013
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Am I bipolar? TELL ME! I don't really care, it is what it is. I DO CARE! HOLY FUCK! TELL ME! TELL ME NOW! FUCK! But really, it's fine, I'll be okay. NO I WON'T!!!
37: And Here's Your Host, Brother Love!!!
Posted: 6/13/2013
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Hey! What's up, VIP? HUH! I decided to stick it and ticket down to New York for my good buddy Keith Malley's wedding! YEAH! While I was down here I thought it would be fun to take over hosting duties of Danny's show! WOW! WOO! YEE-HAW! Ya gotta pay to play baby, but with me you ride free all night long! OW!!!
36: That's the Show with Danny with Adam Brown, Minus Chemda
Posted: 6/6/2013
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Chemda couldn't be a presence on today's episode, because she is dead. So RIP Chemda, just like Libby before her. Luckily we have special guest Adam "Town Clown Down Frown" Brown to take her place, at least for today's show. And boy what a show it is! We talk Game of Thrones and then Keith does a really creepy thing with a picture of Danny's younger sister that he found on the Internet, and Danny couldn't really say what he wanted to, which was "eeesh this is kind of weird and sad that he's being all sexual in regards to this picture of my younger sister" because that wouldn't make for good radio, so he laughed it off just like he did in high school because high school never ends. Be sure to follow me on Twitter.
35: That's the Show with Danny with Chris Gethard
Posted: 5/31/2013
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On this episode, Chris Gethard the alternate universe version of Danny drops by and things get pretty awkward, as you can imagine they probably would.
34: Cat Calls
Posted: 5/23/2013
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What is this, episode 34? Holy shitbox! So on this episode, Danny accidentally ruins date night. Oh and also, good news, the deadline to donate him money has been extended! You lucky fucks!
33: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Penis
Posted: 5/16/2013
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Danny does his monologue, which is obviously an A+. He then segues into an exciting story which is also an A+. Jesus Christ, this kid is on a roll. Best show in the business! After the story, Danny and his pals Keith and Chemda talk about some other things like stress, canker sores, friendship, jobs, PayPal and lady come. All of that is an A+, as you can imagine. Are you kidding me with this show? Three A-plusses in a row? Pinch me, I must be dreaming.
Oh, also Keith makes another bed joke.
32: Mensa
Posted: 5/9/2013
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Welcome back to That's the Show with Danny. Listen in as Danny and the Morning Zoo Crew contemplate fame, freedom of speech, rape jokes, and if she truly is your cherry pie cool drink of water such a sweet surprise tastes so good make a grown man cry sweet cherry pie oh yeah.
31: Death Death Death Death Die Die Die Therapy
Posted: 5/2/2013
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I get this feeling sometimes, like, this actual physical, tangible feeling of dread and death and that kind of shifts me like gravity. Guess what I'm feeling right now?
30: Keith and Chemda Hated My First Two Descriptions For This Episode
Posted: 4/25/2013
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You crazy for this one, Rick.
28: (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love, and Understanding
Posted: 4/4/2013
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Danny runs through some of his jokes for his upcoming live stand-up show that is in the future as he writes this but in the past as you read it. Isn't that weird? I guess that's how writing works, though. Also, I guess Keith and Danny are friends because duh, of course they are. Are you kidding me? Danny cares about Keith, Keith cares about Danny and sometimes people who care about each other say and do hurtful things, because that's just how life works. But, in any case, a loving relationship is built upon healthy conversation and understanding, and that's what you get on this week's episode of That's the Show with Danny. Oh, and Chemda is here too, I guess. I swear, it's like she's not even trying these days.
27: The 27 Club
Posted: 3/28/2013
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Kurt Cobain, Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix all died when they hit 27. So did That's the Show with Danny!
25: Hey
Posted: 3/14/2013
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25 episodes! Wow, talk about a quarter-life crisis, huh? How's it going with you guys? That's not important. What IS important is that Danny's old friend Kathryn Perry, from way back in the day, is in the studio to bask in the awkwardness. I hope you like inside jokes!
24: Dreams Do Come True
Posted: 3/8/2013
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Danny welcomes famous comedian Eugene Mirman and tries to convince him to be his dad. Also, Danny reads some poetry.
23: The Show that Broke the Camel's Back
Posted: 2/28/2013
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Welcome to the last Danny show.
21: That's the Show with Apples
Posted: 2/11/2013
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I'm beginning to worry my ego is getting out of control.
20: KATGuh Bait
Posted: 2/7/2013
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Hi guys. So, here we are again. You have sat through 19 of these. You've probably enjoyed at least 13. Now it's time for you to hear this one. I share some more of my writing in a shameless bid to recapture the magic of the first time I shared my writing. I also tell some jokes and talk about my life and pop culture. It's textbook Danny show, if the textbook was on fire and a guy had just taken a shit on it. No, that was crass. Why did I say that? Ugh, God. This part probably won't make it into the mailer.
19: That's the Live Show with Danny
Posted: 1/31/2013
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LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S THURSDAY AFTERNOON! It's the first live Danny show! Live, uh, live over the Internet, I mean. But hey! That's something! It's like watching live theater, you know? The thrill of human error! The joy of spontaneous creation! The possibility that you might get to see a stunt actor in a cheap Spider-Man costume plummet to his death! All of that happened on this episode. Even the Spider-Man part. It was kind of fucked up, actually.
18: Bring-Bring!
Posted: 1/24/2013
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Hey! Wow! What a knockout! This episode had it all! Humor! Heart! Pathos! Love! It truly is a 2013 show, maybe the first 2013 Danny show to be truly hosted by 2013 Danny. I also read a story I wrote, and Lennay Kekua kept calling in to offer her words of encouragement. What a sweetheart. Anyway, hope you enjoy this one. I love you.
17: That was the Show with Danny
Posted: 1/17/2013
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Welcome back to It's My Show I'm Danny. We're here, we're queer, get used to it, baby! We're actually not queer at all. Well, Chemda is but 2 out of 3 ain't bad, right? Not that being queer is bad. Hm. Well, this is going in a strange direction. I'm just trying to give you a show description, for God's sake. Anyway, bros, it was a weird show. We made some jokes, talked about movies and I made that weird laughing sound into the mic that I'm trying to stop doing. Actually, it was basically textbook TTSWD, which is something I'm trying to get away from. I want to add more variety to the mix, throw in some curveballs. I want the listener to say not, "Hey, it's a Danny show. I know exactly what I'm in for," but rather, "Hey, it's a Danny show. I do not at all know what I'm in for." Ya dig? Of course you do. Keith is probably going to say this is a bit wordy, but what does he know about words?
16: DeLIVERing You Great Comedy Since 2012! Get it, Liver?
Posted: 1/7/2013
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In this one, it's just Keith and Danny. Just a couple of bros! Actually I hate the term "bro." Ugh. No thanks. Not for me. Just a couple of DUDES. Much better. Anyway, Keith and Danny talk about movies, about life, about drinking and being poor and depressed and snoring and boob-touchin' and generally have a good time together. It's like the last episode with Chemda, but with Keith instead of Chemda and much sillier. A+. Add another one to the win column, boys!
15: Holden Caulfield? More like Holden Great Conversations! High Five!
Posted: 12/20/2012
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On this episode, it's just Chemda and Danny. Just like old times except this is the first time this has happened on the Danny show, so it's actually nothing like old times. Tune in if you like good talks. Literature, movies, crushes, what have you. Tune out if you like hearing Danny get flustered because he holds it together like a champ in this episode.
14: Broadpod
Posted: 12/13/2012
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Please join in me in welcoming the very funny comedians Mike Lawrence and Myq Kaplan. Just a couple of Mike/Myqs and a couple of mics. Well, that joke doesn't really work with the different spellings. I should use that for my monologue next time. IF THERE IS A NEXT TIME!!! (There will be.) OR WILL THERE BE?!? (No, there will be.)
13: Sorry, Mom
Posted: 12/6/2012
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It's another super normal episode of the Danny show, with regular co-hosts Chemda and Keith. We stole Keith from the hospital and made him be on my show. Yep. No, really, that's Keith. No, you shut up. Fuck you, I'm not being argumentative. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. Chemda and I also talk about running, diarrhea, Bob's Burgers and I try to make a show suitable for my mother to listen to but once again fail. Whoops. Oh well.
12: Butthurt
Posted: 11/15/2012
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On this episode Danny and Lucas get into an argument about who's gayer, Keith and Danny get into an argument about whose fault it would be if Lucas killed himself, Chemda and Keith get into an argument about diving boards, and Danny and his life get into an argument about what to do next. Oh, this is a fun one, folks.
11: Triumphant Return
Posted: 11/8/2012
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After being unable to record an episode due to the Hurricane San D. Frankenstorm (add THAT loss to your death toll, Bloomberg!), Danny and his friends Keith and Chemda are back! Danny starts the show strong, but loses some confidence about halfway through. Luckily, Keith is super supportive and helps Danny realize his inner-Batman and climb out of his pit of despair. That's a Batman reference, folks. In the end, Danny and Keith develop a greater understanding (or is it FUNderstanding?) for each other, and Chemda is also very supportive. It's like, geez Chemda. Quit typecasting yourself.
10: Robert Downer, Jr.
Posted: 10/25/2012
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In this episode, Danny tells some stories to help listeners better understand who he is and what some of his struggles are. It's kind of a downer, but all of his episodes sort of are in their own way, aren't they? Anyway, hopefully you'll enjoy this episode and it will help you to better understand its host. Regular goofy programming will resume next week. I love you.
9: Holy Shit There Are Nine of These
Posted: 10/18/2012
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Danny welcomes very funny comedians Myq Kaplan and Micah Sherman onto his show, and they proceed to say very funny comedian things, which threw Danny off a little bit, but he thinks he managed to make a very entertaining show, if he does say so himself. Look, Danny is writing this right now. He doesn't even realize why he's still writing in the third person. Showbiz!
8: This Show is Literally a Cry for Help
Posted: 10/12/2012
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It's another episode of Danny's show, and you are going to listen to it. We talk about politics, geography and love, and you like it. I'm a monster.
7: Well, I Guess Fucking Libby's Back. Awesome.
Posted: 10/4/2012
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On the next episode of Everybody Hates Chris, Chris finds out the hard way that - oh, shit, wrong show. Welcome back to That's the Show with Danny! On this episode we discuss the recent presidential debate, gun control, and I guess Libby's back. Hooraaaaaay.
6: Off the Deep End
Posted: 9/27/2012
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In Which Danny's friends reassure him that he's probably not crazy and he's certainly not funny.
5: Skip This One, Dad
Posted: 9/20/2012
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In this jumbo-sized episode of probably at least your second favorite spin-off show, the gang talks drugs, hugs, and plugs. And also rampant self-loathing.
4: Morning Zoo Lou
Posted: 9/13/2012
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Best New Guest Nominee Myq Craplan stops by and then proceeds to fuck up the whole show. Oh well. That's why they call them experiments, folks. The ultimate bargain: hours of fun packed into only a quarter hour. Back. Get it?
3: Book Things
Posted: 9/6/2012
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On this one, Junkenstein is a real douche. And also New York Times bestselling author Scott Sigler drops by!
1: Test Pilot
Posted: 8/23/2012
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On the inaugural episode of That's the Show with Danny, Danny and the morning zoo crew work out the new-show kinks and gain a little empathy for each other in the process.
