[ScubaSteve24]

tartans are freaking pricey...I looked into it for the same reason Dude, and wow. My mom did a ton of family history stuff and found what family I'm from and all that...Gordon Clan. Kilts are fucking manly. But scots can back that shit up. Call a Scot a sissy for wearing a skirt and that might be the last time you breathe.

And yeah...my sappy story was for a girl friend of mine not even a girlfriend...I got no action from it...and would do it again. I like to spoil my girl friends...mind you, this will sound bad, but I do not have a single unattractive girl friend...all of them are good looking gals. Some I've wanted to hook up with, others I havn't as much (and unfortunatly they all have boyfriends). Girls like and need some pampering...I have no problem providing that. And I don't even want to know what I've spent over the past 10 years on them...I'd probably just break down and weep...it is easily in the thousands.